The Michigan Daily - michigandaily co 2B - Thursday, February 5, 2009 C ALENDAR The Daily Arts guide to upcoming events in Ann Arbor and the surrounding area. Today 2.5.09 Acoustic Musical Poetry: Laz & Friends 12 p.m. At the University Hospital, Main Lobby, Floor1 Free Penny W. Stamps Lecture: Jacques Fresco 5 p.m. At the Michigan Theater Free Guggenheim Grotto 8 p.m. At the Ark $13.50 Tomorrow 2.6.09 Imagining the Universe Exhi- bition Reception 6 p.m. At A&D Slusser Gallery Free Symphony Band 8 p.m. At Hill Auditorium Free Saturday 2.7.09 Korean Film Series: Empress Chung 2 p~m. At the Michigan Theatre Free Yiddish Cup 8 p.m. At the Ark $20 Sunday 2.8.09 Faculty Recital: Jeffrey Lyman, bassoon and Donald Sinta, saxophone 8 p.m. At E.. Moore Building, Britton Recital Hall Free Please send all press releases and event information to arts@michigandaily.com. Christian Bale kisses his mother with that mouth. 2:1 Drunk kids still end up at Red Hot Lovers on weekends. 10:1 =: , , f . r , {. - , . ; . , , The Michigan Student Assembly ends world hunger, erases poverty, solves the economic crisis and brings about world peace. But textbooks are still expensive. 8,000:1 High five A notable Ann Arborite gives five answers to a curious question. Jonathang Ewelnt What are the five best alien-themed works, in five different genres? FILM: "The Abyss" (leap). An extraterrestrial movie that just happens to take plate at the bottom of the ocean. It's one part "2001" and one part "glue Planet." Setting the movie on Earth helps develop an environmental theme, which isn'ttypical for alien films. There's some heavy-handed moraizing at the end, but it doesn't detratt. Just remember: psychos with nuclear weeapons, bad; water tentacles, awesome. NONFICTION: "Interpretations of Dreams" by Sigmund Freud (58991). An alien intelligence lives inside you and tries to communicate by sending you cryp- tic messages in your dreams. What could possibly make that more interesting? How about it just might be true? MUSIC: David Bowie - The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mare (1972). A concept album about a philanthropic alien glamn-rocker who comes to Earth to save the world only to get distracted by sex and drugs. To think this album emerged only eight years after the Beatles' first appearance on Ed Sullivan is really mind-blowing. TV: "Star Trek: Voyager" (Season 4, 1997). I've been a "Star Trek" fan for years, sotI couldn't in good conscience keep the entire franchise off the hast. But it was difficult to choose just one part. I always liked the premise of "Voyager," but I never thought the series lived up to its promise until the fourth season. There, Janeway's choice to ally herself with one enemy (the Borg) to defeat another (Species 8472) really captures the difficulty of political double binds. FICTION: "Tlfin, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius" by Jorge Lois Borges. In this short story, another (alien) world not only intrudes on this one but begins completely to take over. It's a post-modern fable about conspiracies, secret societies and a total, miraculous transformation of reality - but it's also a story that helped get me hooked on literature. m ONLINE GAMES OF THE WEEK TH-IN ICE tFRSITEI2 Always wanted to bea speed skater but you were too intimidated by Apolo Ohno? Maybe you should settle for this. You play as a young skater on a rink plagued by all kinds of monsters. Skate a circle around one and it'll fall into a puddle of frozen water. Sink them all before they sap your health to move on to the next level full of crazier monsters and obstacles. 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