2 - Tuesday, November 25, 2008 The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com , 2 - Tuesday, November 25, 2008 The Michigan Daily - michigandailycom g Im Late night show at the Fishbowl RF Tq. T TTF As I was working on one of the Bot, even if it was four papers standing between me fly, well done, si and all the turkey my tummy can making my nighta! handle, I was interrupted by loud and a bit more nake banging on the big windows of the Hint: I wouldn't Fishbowl. It was 12:40 a.m., I was against the Fish tired, my eyes hurt and all the Macs tomorrow. were taken, so I had to settle for a LAURI PC. Basically, I wanted to die. I looked over only to discover that the source of the unfortunate An unusual noise: nine gentleman who kept banging for a few more seconds to stargazing make sure everyone was paying attention. Last Friday I wa Then, like in the split second Astronomy Depar before you know that Michigan House in AngellH receiver is going to drop the pass, I um. It was almost e realize they aren't trying to get my two dudes, butI sat attention to tell me to donate blood to befriend them b or pass out a flyer, not this time. began. Before you can say, "Go Blue!" I started by as I've got ass in my face. Mooned. It majors.Immediatel was clearly planned and synchro- major accused the I nized down to the designated scat- being a communit ter direction each mooner headed. posing as a Univers planned on the irs. Thanks for little less crappy d. press your face bowl windows ENBERNSTEIN 1night of s lured in to the rtment's Open Hall's planetari- mpty except for down and tried efore the show sking for their y, the chemistry English major of y college alum ity student. As they bickered about each other's identities, the guy running the projector tried to lay down the planetarium rules. "No drugs?" interrupted Chemis- try man during the 'no drugs' rule. "Too late!" I thought he was joking about his inebriation - until two minutes later, when I began to realize that the show would be polluted by his jackass commentary on everything from his astrology sign to the shape of the lecturer's laser pointer. The banter stopped for two short minutes, only to return in full force during Q&A time., "Stupid question," chemistry dude declared, interrupting English man's query about the infrared belt. "Dude, you're making me feel like my questions are illegitimate," English man whined. "I'm just saying," reasoned the stoner, "your question was stupid." SARA LYNNE THELEN Members of the student group South Asian Awareness Network watch a short film in the Henderson Room of the Michigan League yesterday. 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WHERE: Central Campus Rec- reation Building WHEN: Sunday at 10:50 p.m. WHAT: An unattended wallet and cell phone, valued at $50, were taken from a University student on Saturday between 9:40 and 11 p.m., University Police reported. The wallet con- tamed $23 in cash. WHAT: Chinese performer Wen Yuhang will discuss and perform monologues and arias in the style of kunqu, a classical genre of Chinese theatre. WHO: Center for Chinese Studies WHEN: Today at noon WHERE: School of Social Work Building, Room 1636 Student found Drunk student passed out in assaults officer Figure drawing residence hall . workshop Prayer meeting WHAT: The first in a series of weekly group prayer meetings WHO: University Christian Outreach WHEN: Tonight from 8 p.m. to 9:30 p.m. WHERE: Campus Chapel Chamber choir performance WHAT: A performance con- ducted by Jerry Blackstone featuringworks by Johannes Brahms and Vaughan Wil- liams WHO: School of Music, The- atre & Dance WHEN: Tonight at 8 p.m. WHERE: Walgreen Drama Center, Stamps Auditorium CORRECTIONS . Please report any error in the Daily to correc- tions@michigandaily.com. In honor of Thanksgiving, the Our Country Deserves Better Political Action Committee is airing ads that pay tribute to Alaska governor Sarah Palin. The ads highlight Palin's preference for moose chili as a turkey alternative. Yesterday, the University awarded suspected com- munist Milo Radulovich an honorary degree 58 years after the Red Scare forced him to drop out of the University. >>FOR MORE, SEE OPINION, PAGE 4 3The World Anti-Doping Agency is considering banning the use of Viagra for athletes, according to the New York Times. The group is financing a study at Marywood University in Scranton, Penn., to see if the little blue pill unfairly increases an athlete's oxygen-carrying capacity. 4 WHERE: Markley Residence Hall WHEN: Saturday at 7:45 am. WHAT: A studentwas found passed out in the laundry room, wearing only a sweatshirt and underpants, University Police reported. The subject had passed out in the hall and was moved to the laundry room. WHERE: Shapiro Undergradu- ate Library WHEN: Sunday at about 12:15' a.m. WHAT: A highly intoxicated subject assaulted a University police officer, University Police reported. The subject was, turned over to HVA for trans- port to UMER due to level of intoxication. The officer was not injured in the incident. WHAT: A figure drawing session with live models, open to artists of all levels. Instruc- tion apd limited supplies will be offered in a casual studio setting. WHO: Arts on the Hill WHEN: Tonight from 7 p.m. to 9 pm. WHERE: Alice C. Lloyd Hall, Ground Floor Art Studio Seven killed in Green Zone blast .4 Suicide bomber strikes entrance to U.S. protected area BAGHDAD (AP) - A woman hiding a bomb under her long robe blew herself up among Iraqis waiting to enter the U.S.-protect- ed Green Zone, where lawmakers plan to vote this week on a pact that would let American forces stay in Iraq for up to three more years. The morning attack in central Baghdad killed seven people, by an Iraqi count, and came about 45 minutes after a bomb destroyed a minibus carrying Trade Ministry employees in the-eastern part of the capital. At least 13 people died in that blast, most of them women; some of the bodies were burned so badly that authorities could not immediately identify them. Ahmed al-Sayyid, 23, said he was waiting in line with friends at an entrance to the Green Zone, hoping for a job interview with the Iraqi police. A woman in a black abaya, an enveloping cloak, approached the line without drawing the attention of guards, he said. "Suddenly, she blew herself up about 50 meters from where I was standing. I was horrified and Iran away. But seconds later, I returned to- the explosion site, which was filled with smoke, and I could see some wounded people and pieces of flesh," al-Sayyid said. Guards fired in the air to dis- perse the crowd after the explo- sion, he said. U.S. troops have been instru- mental in weakening insurgents, and the latest attacks appeared to bolster the Iraqi government's claim that a hasty American departure could undermine the relative stability that many parts of Iraq have enjoyed since 2007. That argument is key to efforts by Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki to win parliament's broad approval for the U.S.-Iraqi pact. Therulingcoalitionhasamajor- ity in parliament and could secure at least a thin majority if the 275- seat legislature votes as sched- uled Wednesday on the security deal. Al-Maliki's campaign, how- ever, has run into resistance from lawmakers who either want the Americans to leave immediately or seek to extract political conces- sions in return for supporting the government. Wednesday's session in parlia- ment will be the last before the legislature goes into recess for the Muslim feast of Eid al-Adha, when scores of lawmakers travel to Saudi Arabia for the annual Muslim pilgrimage to Mecca, said Khalid al-Attiyah, deputy speaker of the parliament. Lawmakers will meet again in the second half of December, he said. American troops currently operate under the legal cover of a U.N. mandate that expires Dec. 31. If the Iraqi parliament rejects the agreement and the U.N. man- date is notrenewed, U.S. and other foreign forces in Iraq would have to be confined inside their bases from the beginning of 2009. There was no evidence that the attacks on Monday were linked to the contentious debate over the security pact, which sets a time- line for the withdrawal of U.S. troops - from cities, by next June 30 and the entire country by Jan. 1, 2012 - and places them under strict Iraqi supervision. But the bombings amounted to a show of defiance and a reminder of the possibility that attacks could increase as American troop levels fall and the Iraqis assume iore responsibility. President-elect Barack Obama 1 has said he wants to withdraw combat troops from Iraq within 16 months of taking office in January, anevenspeediertimetablethanthe one outlined in the security pact. Under the deal, Iraq would have full responsibility for the Green Zone but is entitled to request "limited and temporary support" from:the U.S. military in main- taining security. The heavily pro- tected area on the west bank of the Tigris river houses the U.S., Embassy and the Iraqi government headquarters. In a news conference last week, al-Maliki said he might relax restrictions on entry into the Green Zone"sothewholeofBaghdadcan, God willing, be green too." Yesterday's suicide bombing at a checkpoint just outside the zone suggested the prime ministers declaration will remain wishful thinking for a while. Seven people died and 13 were wounded in the attack, according to an Interior 1 Ministry official who declined to give his name. The U.S.military said the bomb- ingkilledtwoIraqi armymembers and three civilians. One civilian was injured, it said. From Grassroots Films of Brooklyn, New York THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE Tuesday, December 2nd at 7 p.m. at the Michigan Theater. The real story of a band of brothers who travel the world in search of the answers to the burning questions: Who am 1? Who is Man? Why do we searchfor meaning? Their journey brings them into the middle of the lives of the homeless on the streets of New York City, the orphans and disabled children of Peru, and the abandoned lepers in the forests of Ghana, Africa. What the young men discover changes them forever. Through one-on-one interviews and real life encounters, the brothers are awakened to the beauty of the human person and the resilience of the human spirit. Winner "Best Humanitarian Film 2008" at the Sedona Film Festival and "Best Documentary Feature 2008" at the Maui Film Festival. Tickets are $9 for adults, $7 for students/seniors/US Veterans, and $6.50 for Michigan Theater Members. Tickets can be purchased in advance through www.ticketweb.com and at the Michigan Theater the day of the screening, and from Transfiguration Parish at 734-482-6240 View the trailer at www.grassrootsfilms.com C RE AT IVE P R 0CES i AN INT ER DISCIPLINARY STUDIO-LECTUR E COURSE WINTER 2009 - UART$ - Class #29325 4 credits, No prerequisites Satr s LSA requirements for Creative Expression Friday -3, School of Art & Design, North Campus Ma g creativity an integral part of students' lives and work.= .Www.artsonearth.org/students 3 EARTH Thi u;:; e is supprt d by the Universty f ichsigaris !vi disaa{: rrLa mni gart Te n s " id igv V