a 4 - Tuesday, November 18, 2008 The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com C74C WIC4igan wily Edited and managed by students at the University of Michigan since 1890. 420 Maynard St. Ann Arbor, MI 48109 tothedaily@umich.edu ANDREW GROSSMAN EDITOR IN CHIEF GARY GRACA EDITORIAL PAGE EDITOR GABE NELSON MANAGING EDITOR Unsigned editorials reflect the official position of the Daily's editorial board. All other signed articles and illustrations represent solely the views of theirauthors. FROM T.E." LLY Bailing out our future Federal gov't must bailout GM for Michigan's sake Sometimes it seems Michigan's fragile economy can't get any worse. Unfortunately, it can. General Motors, the world's largest automaker, is failing fast, and with its seemingly inevitable crash, all of Michigan will feel the aftershock - which is something the state just can't handle right now. For the sake of Michigan and the nation, the federal government should grant GM its bailout and save the drowning automaker. However, this loan must come with a number of strict expectations, including catch- ing up to competitive environmental standards. The sense among the no-drama Obama world is: This is well on its way to winning best Oscar for drama." - A high-ranking Democratic official, speaking on the condition of anonymity about how Bill Clinton's past may jeopardize Hillary Clinton's potential appointment to Secretary of State, as reported yesterday by Politico.com. ELAINE MORTON NATURE CALLS E-MAIL ELAINE AT EMORT@UMICH.EDU _ J Ho~w COUld Q H{u in ir s just somneone LoSoot k hre' ls Syou~r \n ' TaXionaMich igan s economy 9 GM is currently pleading with the fed- eral government for at least $25 billion to protect the jobs of millions of Ameri- can employees and the economy of states like Michigan. That's a complicated plea, because GM is largely at fault for fail- ing to protect its own assets. Despite the country's shift from gas-guzzling SUvs to hybrids, GM's executives didn't follow the trend. Refusing to convert their fleet to smaller cars, they instead offered incen- tives to SUv-buying consumers, adding to the company's ever-growing debt. The executives responsible for those poor management decisions need to be held accountable for GM's decline. Through their refusal to follow an obvious consum- er trend, these executives have ignored an opportunity to stay competitive. Further, GM's finances must be scrutinized. Unneed- ed and outdated expenses must be slashed, including inflated labor contracts. The com- pany's health care package and pension plan, both of which are struggling to keep up with changing conditions, demand a critical eye. In this economic climate, those expenses cannot go unregulated if the auto- makers are to receive federal aid. Further steps must be taken to reverse the issues that caused this problem - steps that should have been taken years ago. GM's monstrous SUvs are out. Compact hybrids and electric cars are in, and GM needs to reevaluate its standards to stay competitive, meeting CAFE standards for fuel efficiency and weight. And with a potential bailout in the works, now is the time for GM to show it appreciates the help by doing what's best for itself, the environ- ment and the nation. It's an unfortunate situation, but the gov- ernment must make the responsible deci- sion for American autoworkers, especially in Michigan: give GM its bailout. Without it, millions of jobs will be lost, causing such a devastating effect that the economy of Michigan could be at stake. But the govern- ment must also safeguard against the use of aid for irresponsible expenditures like the extravagant vacations AIG offered its exec- utives after its $85 billion bailout. Not even government aid can ensure GM's survival at this point, but it's in the best interest of Michigan and the country to try. A bailout might not be the optimal solution, but it's a necessary evil to save both the automaker industry and millions of jobs in Michigan. ne way to measure a place's success is to see what outsiders say about it. And while outsid- ers' comments about Michigan are prob- ably the least impor- tant measure of the state's never-ending slide into the abyss, they are depressing. Whenever I hear non-Michiganders talk about my state ALEX (I've lived in Michi- PRASAD gan all my life), their comments are rid- dled with flippant remarks about Detroit and references to the "Rust Belt." But at least everyone gives us the token "but-it-is-a-beauti- ful-state-with-all-those-lakes" com- ment after tearing the state to shreds. These criticisms are not unfounded or untrue. The United States has a 6.5 percent unemployment rate. Michi- gan's rate stands at 8.7 percent. Since 2001, Michigan's unemployment rate has consistently been more than a per- centage point above the national aver- age. And since 2000, the city of Detroit has lost 3.5 percent of its population and continues to slide down the list of largest cities in America. It's no wonder that among all cities in the nation with more than 5,000 residents, Detroit is the 30th mostdangerous. Then there is Kwame Kilpatrick. And the Lions. Obviously something needs to be done to fix this state, and most peo- ple's starting spot is the economy. But last week's news about the Big Three's executives traveling to Washington D.C. to beg for a bailout represents a terrible way to getback on track. That's because, if Congress and the Bush administration coddle the Big Three, they will open a Pandora's box of busi- nesses asking for free money. It's as if Matthew Lesko, author of all those books on how to get free money from the government, is now the consulting for America's biggest industries. Here's a better solution: Our state governmentshould look inward at how it has allowed Michigan industry to crumble, instead of waiting around for a Big Three bailout. When our state looks inward, it will findoneglaringproblem:taxes.Accord- ing to the Tax Foundation, Michigan is the proud owner of the third worst state tax climate for business. Among our SO states, only Delaware and New Hampshire try harder than Michi- gan to keep business from their state. Even Taxachusetts, which came in at the fourth worst, is more hospitable to business than Michigan. After Michigan abolished the Single Business Tax last year, it replaced the system with the nonsensical Michigan Business Tax, which includes a gross receipt tax and a business income tax. That means that the state of Michigan now taxes the net income of corpora- tions along with the money they gross. For example, let's say you own a busi- ness thatcbrings in $500,000 a year but has $400,000 worth of expenses. This great state will first tax your $500,000 in revenue, and then tax you again on the $100,000 profit. Perhaps all this talk of tax law gives you a headache. Apparently, it gives the Michigan House of Representatives one, too. The House commissioned a study in 2006 that said the state's tax climate for business "explains growth consistently."And yet, Michigan is still the third most hostile state toward business. Obviously, making Michigan more competitive in this regard would attract businesses and the jobs that come with them. As Michigan considers how to move forward,thereisonemorethingitmust realize: The idea that manufacturing jobs, particularly automotive manufac- turing jobs, are simply being "shipped overseas" and will never come back is simply not true. For example, if you told citizens of Spartanburg, S.C. that there are no more automotive manufacturing jobs being created, they would laugh. That's because in 1992, BMW began invest- ing a total of $2.4 billion into the area, creating jobs for South Carolinians manufacturing BMW SUVs. It's no coincidence that South Carolina is the Why Michigan needs tax reform, not a bailout. ninth best state to do business accord- ing to the Tax Foundation, and is a right-to-workstate,meaningthatwork- ers there are free to choose whether or not they want to unionize. Loosening the United Auto Workers' stranglehold on Michigan probably isn't realistic anytime soon here, though. What Michigan can do, though, is rewrite its tax laws. Ifit does that, there is no reason this state can't regain its earlier prosperity. Budget deficits and a changing world economy are excuses used to deflect blame and deny respon- sibility. By making Michigan more competitive, it will also become more prosperous. Alex Prasad can be reached at atprasad@umich.edu. EDITORIAL BOARD MEMBERS: Nina Amilineni, Emad Ansari, Elise Baun, Harun Buljina, Ben Caleca, Satyajeet Deshmukh, Brian Flaherty, Matthew Green, Emmarie Huetteman, Emma Jeszke, Shannon Kellman, Edward McPhee, Emily Michels, Kate Peabody, Matthew Shutler, Robert Soave, Eileen Stahl, Jennifer Sussex, Imran Syed, Radhika Upadhyaya, Rachel Van Gilder, Margaret Young S EsEND LETTERS TO: TOTHEDAILY@UMICH.EDU S Gay rights overshadowed by straight marriage proposal TO THE DAILY: Iwasdisappointed andabitoffendedtoseethe Daily's front page yesterday. While I was excited to see that the Daily covered Saturday's Equality March, the picture-less story was pushed into a corner and greatly overshadowed by the gigantic photo of two students' engagement on a Univer- sity bus. I'm happy for those students and in no way criticizing them, but the overall message the Daily sent was insensitive: Straight marriage matters more than gay marriage. Saturday's march included more than 400 people and was part of a national event that received ample news coverage on CNN and other networks (and other papers, for that mat- ter). What does it say about the challenges fac- ing our cause, then, that the Daily was more interested in the personal (albeit adorable) lives of only two students, as opposed to an issue impacting millions? In the future, please give a little more thought to the messages you send to your readers. Diana Parrish School of Social Work Daily underplays protest, overplays engagementphoto TO THE DAILY: When Ipickedup acopy ofthe Dailyyesterday, as I do every morning, I saw a photo of a couple who were lucky enough to become engaged on a University bus this past weekend. I also scanned down the front page, looking to see if there was any coverage of the powerful protest attended by BELLA SHAH 400 people on Saturday. At first, I didn't notice the Daily's news story because it was so small, but I caught glimpse of the article in the bottom left corner (Hundreds rally on A2 streets against Prop 8,11/17/2008). While I appreciate that the protest was cov- ered, I feel that it wasn't given the attention it deserved. Hundreds of students, faculty and staff played part in something much larger than Michigan - somethingthat made national news with tens of thousands of people simultaneously protesting across the country. No doubt, it was also a monumental day for the couple in the Dai- ly's feature photo to have their friends with them as they made a life-long commitment to each other, and I'm very happy for them. Sadly, I can't help but feel resentment that they were celebrat- ing their engagement while I, along with many others across the nation, was struggling for the right to be engaged at all. I wonder if you know what it's like waking up each morning and seeing the excitement of peo- ple who have experienced something that I'mnot given the opportunity to do. I don't know if you know what it is like to be asked to speak at your parents' 25th wedding anniversary and having to back out at the last minute because everything you try to say just sounds bitter, and then seeing the disappointment in their eyes when you tell them that you just can't do it. And I can't help but ask myself if you even thought about the fact that there was a huge picture of the exact thing we are fighting for, overshadowing my small and seemingly unimportant protest. My hope from this letter is that in the future, the Daily will think about it and realize that until all are equal, none are equal. Oh, and by the way, happy Transgender Awareness Week. Ashley Schwedt LSA senior The letter writer is the chief of staff of the Michigan StudentAssembly. E-MAIL BELLA AT BELLZ@UMICH.EDU LETTERS TO THE EDITOR: Readers are encouraged to submit letters to the editor. Letters should be less than 300 words and must include the writer's full name and University affiliation. Letters are edited for style, length, clarity and accuracy. All submissions become property of the Daily. We do not print anonymous letters. Send letters to tothedaily@umich.edu. WILL GRUNDLER I VIEWPOINT Hot off the shelf I was in the library a few days ago when I began reading a demon-erotica book. Wait, that's misleading. It was a demon-human erotica book, not your plain old demon-demon erotica book. Well, that's pretty misleading, too. Let me explain. I was ina nice comfy chair in the library, reading my math textbook; at least, I was trying to read my math textbook, because math authors love to make their books intricately dull. So, to com- bat my boredom, I picked up a nearby book, and it turned out to be about demon-human love. Now, you probably have alot of questions. The first being, of course, is the book available for checkout? To my knowl- edge, it is, unless the weird guy who was reading over my shoulder and breathing loudly took it. I won't tell you the specific library it is in because I don't want to embarrass the head librarian or whoever authorized the purchase of this book. However, Iwill say it is inthe rather ugly-looking one, straight in the back and to the right. Of course, more conservative readers will probably want to know why such a crude book is in a University facility, why John McCain wasn't elected President and where their guns are. But in the book's defense, it rescued me from an awful afternoon of math reading. Have you ever tried to read a i' n8 math book? It's more boring than public television. Math is the awkward friend who you had to sit with on the bus or at the lunch table, back when we had buses and lunch tables and friends. (Note: this also applies to Math majors.) So was I relieved when I picked up "Pleasure Unbound"? Let's just say it was like being released from a jail cell, which had a length and width of x feet and a height of y - 4 feet, and in order to make bail I had to calculate how many would fit inside a blue whale. The bookwas interesting, to say the least -barring setting, plot, character development, narration, imagery and rhyme scheme, all of which I didn't pay much attention to because I skipped to the erotic parts. But it was particularly extraor- dinary because the author made demon anatomy just like human anatomy. This is, of course, imperative to a romance novel, as you really can't write about human-goldfish love or some other mixed-species story. To me, it was a completely new idea, and it raised some important questions. Let's say for argument's sake that Heaven and Hell actu- ally exist and there are demons in Hell who are physically like you and me, although a bit nastier in the head. Does this mean there are toilets in Hell that demons and humans share? It very well could. Suddenly, Hell doesn't seem so bad, because you would at least have access to a bathroom every now and then. Though rather than toilets, there would most likely be Port-O-Potties that the demons tip over when you're inside. Also, consider the evolutionary ramifications. Could demonsbe amore complex hominid, one that can read minds and fly and torture things creatively? Should we, as humans, want to be demons, even though we traditionally frown on them because we can't fly ourselves? These are all intriguing questions, and not readily answerable. I must have mulled over them for a longtime because when Ilooked up from the book, the people in the surrounding chairs had left, presum- ably to inform the library staff I had smuggled ina naughty book. The library was also closing. Not that I was embarrassed. In fact, I was glad to have happened across the novel. It made me think differently about demons, Hell and what constitutes literature. And I think that's what they mean when they talk about the Mich- igan Difference. So to those naysayers, and anyone else who frowns on paranormal romance, I say this: Can you help me with my math homework? It's still not finished. Will Grundler is an LSA freshman. 0 0 0 At v s ?5 a Fi~ /4 CtZtngset wef~t. tr'lr - i } ., L.u' l t