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ABOUT CAMPUS I P 11ti-t 111111 1 ILLUSTRATIONS BY JOHN OQUIST Halloween as news commentary How the year's biggest stories became costumes On the surface, Halloween is an excuse for students to wear some- thing outrageous - or even just something outrageously skimpy - and drink more than they would dressed in their usual weekend attire. But take a moment to look past the fake blood and bare knees, and, the holiday can be a window into campus's collective consciousness. It's important to point out that the low temperature on Friday and Saturday night stayed in the mid-forties, which was generally interpreted as a divine mandate for barely-there costumes. It's also sig- nificant that this year Halloween fell on a Friday, the night that Necto holds its weekly gay pride night, which meant a stream of men wear- ing heels on Liberty Street. But as any Halloween veteran can tell you, skimpy costumes and drag queens are always part of the festiv- ities. The real point of interest is the ways that students embodied the year's big stories through makeshift party ensembles. From a multitude of Michael Phelps and Heath-Led- ger-as-the-Joker replicas to the per- sonification of economic theories, - there's no better place to see what news matters most to students than a costume party. This Halloween season didn't facilitate an obvious "too soon" cos- tume - nothing like "zombie Steve Irwin" that offensively stalked the night. But being it's an election year, political caricatures were a common sight last weekend. Despite the high interest in this year's presidential race, students might have shied away from can- didate costumes out of sheer diffi- culty. Just as The Daily Show's Jon Stewart has struggled to satirize Barack Obama, the too-cool Demo- crat is difficult to capture though costume. Even black men couldn't do much more than weara well-tai- lored suit without an American flag pin. At least two people wore Obama masks at Rick's on Friday, but in the realm of costume caricature, a rub- ber mask is not only uncomfortable but a cop out. John McCain's almost-combover' and Joe Biden's toothy grin are also challenging to recreate, which left Sarah Palin as the only candidate who translated easily to costume. There were two main ways that lastweekend's masqueradingPalins took to recreated the Republican veep nominee. Women who some- what resemble Palin could stick to a faithful representation, a la Tina Fey, with a vibrant lady suit, bru- nette beehive and glasses. But any- one who wasn't a lookalike could just as easily take the symbolic route and evoke the Alaskan governor through telltaleprops. Switching fromthe Supergirlcos- tume she wore at the Michigan Stu- dent Assembly meeting last week, MSA President Sabrina Shingwani went to Rick's on Friday dressed as an Alaskan pageant-circuit Palin with a red bikini, sash and shotgun. Butitwasn'tjust Palin's signature hairdo and folksy mannerisms that turned into Halloween fodder: any person or topic that made a splash in campaign coverage was turned into a costume. Joe the Plumber - the easy "I follow politics" costume for any dude with a flannel shirt and a toi- let plunger - was seen more times on campus than the real one has appeared on McCain's campaign trail. Bonus points for the guys who donned bald caps, but many didn't bother. A pair of friends on Lawrence Street took another note from the McCain campaign - one dressed in pastels and the other wearing a black ski mask, they went as "a WASP who associates with terror- ists." But just as the economy has become the key issue in the presi- dential election, fiscally minded costuming was the prevalent politi- cal theme of this year's Halloween. Investment bankers abounded, and generally fell into one of two groups: 1980's Wall Street or post-financial crisis of 2008. More ambitious masqueraders took on the task of personifying abstract concepts. For his "economic stimulus" costume, one guy covered himself in money signs and wrote out fake checks to people at a Lawrence Street party. His companion, a woman wearing, pearls, a grey suit and a gold backpack, represented the "golden parachute" - a term used to describe cases when corpo- rate CEOs get sacked with nothing but a multi-million dollar benefits package to break their fall. While next Halloween's politi- cally minded masqueraders won't have the low hanging fruit of presi- dential election, it's sure that they'll again find ways to reduce big news stories to costumes. Here's hoping for a political sex scandal or a celeb- rity freak out. -JESSICA VOSGERCHIAN AND LISA HAIDOSTIAN The Statement is Thel Daily's news magazine sted every Wednesday academic year THE EDITOR'S NOTEBOOK with JESSICA VOSGERCH IAN A look at the big news events this week and how important they really are. Conveniently rated from one to 10. TELL US HOW TO LIVE E-mail new rules to TheStatement@michigandaily.com II t 5 ~ --IN. gm 3 LET'S GO BLUE! Barack Obama tookswing states Pennsyvania, Ohio, Florida and Virginia to secure the pres- idency before 11 p.m. Directly after, a flash mob formed in the Diag and preceded to parade down State Street and South University Avenue chanting "Obama, Obama!," "USA, USA!" and "Let's go blue!" University students haven't had much opportunity to chant that last line in earnest with Michigan Football's dismal season, but let it be some consolidation that on Nov. 4 most of the nation did, in fact, go blue. STOCKWELL GIVES IT UP Stockwell Residence Hall, which has been a women-only dorm since its opening in1940, will house both men and women starting next fall. The move cuts into the University's glut in all-women's housing: Over the past five years, less than a third of students in women-only dorms asked to be there. Watch out, Martha Cook - your tea party is almost over. LIBERALS: WE'LL TAKE IT Michigan voters passed two ballot proposals that bring good news for victims of major diseases: Proposal1, which allows the use of marijuana for medical reasons, and Proposal 2, which lets researchers create new stem cell lines for researching diseases. Medical pot passed by an overwhelming margin, while the stem cell proposal, which had been the tar- get of a wildly misleading ad campaign, barely squeaked by. With Michigan's history with Proposal 2 in previous years, we'll take what we can get. .... . _ N ,.; ,--x. _ . s~ c 71/ I"' LLUSTRATION BY LAURA GARAVOGLIA