U U U U I. -. - . 0 ..- SO. V V V W U V w w w qvw _ I Wenesdy, ctobr 29 208 Th.Miciga Daiy : CAMPAIGN TRAIL TO NOWHERE * The trials and tribulations ol this cieetion's long-shot candidates* MCCAIN THE MOUTH VS. BLUNDERIN'JOE BIDEN A collection of the election season's worst (best) gaffes from D.C's favorite straight talkers By JACOB SMILOVITZ Daily StaffWriter The campaign website of Edward J. Gubics for Congress, is like most websites of candidates running for Capital Hill. It has the requisite links to the candidate's biography, policy positions and, of course, a large button reading "Donate" Unlike other politicians' pages, there is no way contact Gubics or his campaign. No e-mail. No phone number. No office address. Although, according to the site, donation checks can be sent to Gubics for Congress 2008, P.O. Box 97, Wyandotte, MI, 48192. For those trying to reach the campaign to con- duct an interview with the candi- date, ahome phone number accessed via White Pages for a Mr. Edward Gubics in Wyandotte appears to be the only option. "Hi you've reached the house of Edward Gubics, candidate for U.S. House of Representatives, 13th district, Michigan," states Gubic's home answering machine. "Please leaye a message at the tone." And cca retheiimpaigns of iiinp sho c hallengec laciig dccp seatcd, and wel1-fuinded mccin- bcts, wcre candidates' houses doub c as rampaign headquarters and thc Lamily car plays the part of tour -u:s ,r Gubci, it's a white 1999 Coge Grand Caravan with n "dward J. Gubcs for U.S. Con- gress" decal on the side windows). Of the four long-shot congres- sional candidates interviewed for this story - three for the House and one for the Senate - all suffer from a similar toxic combination of a sig- nificant financial disadvantage and external factors they cannot control, like district demographics, electoral history and incumbent advantages. State Rep. Jack Hoogendyk (R-Texas Twp.), who is running to unseat five-term Democratic Sena- tor Carl Levin, faces an especially steep financial hole compared to his opponent. At the end of September, Levin had 35 times as much cash on hand. "We know it's an uphill battle," Hoogendyk said in an interview last week. "But the voters are very unhappy." Levin, the current chairman of the Senate Committee on Armed Services, has been representing Michigan since 1979. Recent polls uggest Levin has as much as a 25 x should have a choice, a clear choice" when voting. Bob Alexander, who has helped organize thelast three campaigns against four-term incumbent U.S. Rep. Mike Rogers (R-Brighton) and is now running for the seat himself, said that he knows how to run a campaign facing a financial disad- vantage. On Sept. 30, Alexander had a little more than $4,500 cash on hand, while Rogers had more than $847,000 at his disposal. Without the money to have a large door-to-door canvassing oper- ation in previous elections, Alexan- der said his campaigns would attend any kind of large gathering to get the issues out. They would also call in to talk shows to get more name recognition. "That's how you run a low-in- come campaign, and usually those don't win," he said with a laugh. "But we're going to show that the ruledoesn't always apply." In interviews, Gubics and the other long-shot candidates all expressed the sentiment that their races were in a dead heat. Maybe it was just spin for the press, but each semed uninhibitedly optimistic lthat in a matter of weeks he would a-' 'CS. be representative-elect of his dis- n Michiga's trict. "I think - I'll have my staff get to you. It's'condominiums where - I'll have them get to you." -In an Aug. 20 interview with Politico in Las Cruces, N.M. McCain was asked how many houses he and his wife own. Politico concluded that McCain owns at least 8 properties. "I was concerned about a couple of steps that the Russian government took in the last several days. One was reducing the energy supplies to Czechoslovakia." - In a July 14 meeting with reporters in Phoenix, Ariz. Czechoslovakia split into two countries - the Czech Republic and Slovakia - in 1993. "Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me." -At a Sept. 10 town hall meeting at Nashua Community College New Hampshire. "I mean, you got the first mainstream African American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy." -In an interview with The New York Observer in January 2007, when Biden was still running for the presidency. "You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a} slight Indian accent. I'm not joking.' -In July 2006, speaking on the CSPAN series "Road to the White House." sPHk Democrat Iab Alexander is runing gainst U.S. Rep Mike Roger gressional district. (BLOW) pblia Edwa ubics (secon >line Cheeks Kilpatrick (D-Detroit). ing both to elect his representa- tive for the 13th district to Congress two years ago, he was stunned. He looked at the ballot and realized the Republicans had not fielded a can- didate in the race against six-term incumbent Carolyn Cheeks Kilpat- rick (D-Detroit). Dismayed, Gubics wrote himself in. ,Two years later, when he found out that once again nobody was going to run against Cheeks Kil- patrick, Gubics said he wanted to at least offer his like-minded neigh- bors an alternative. "I t'ought for all the people that I know who share different values than she has, I wanted to be the other name on the ballot," he said in a phone interview last week. For Gubics - a chemical research technician - the road is rough to unseat Cheeks Kilpatrick, the mother of former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick. Gubics is a white Republican running in a district that is 60 percent black and voted for both John Kerry and Al Gore for bid - Cheeks Kilpatrick's last race against a major party opponent - she tallied more than 78 percent of the vote. What the campaigns of Gubics and other long-shot candidates ulti- mately lack is the very life blood of politics today: money. Whether it's phone banks or deep-pocketed donors, voter mobilization efforts or political action committee financial backing, campaigns live and die by the dollar. As late as last week, Gubics still hadn't taken the basic step of fil- ing campaign finance reports with the Federal Election Committee, according to the Center for Respon- sive Politics. "It's been going very well, sur- prisingly well," Gubics said. "I'm. presently preparingto filethe report for the Federal Election Commis- sion because I'm about to break the $5,000 threshold." Compare that number to the war chest of Cheeks Kilpatrick, who, iuough the and of September, had -~~~ ~~ "' 0 r~ rMI0c3still Topping Gubics's financial dis- advantage is that of John Lynch, a database manager who is running against Rep. John Dingell (D-Dear, born). Dingell, who has represented the 15th District since 1955, is cur- rently the longest serving House representative. In 2004, the last time Republicans fielded a candi- date against him, Dingell racked up more than 70 percent of the vote. This election cycle, Dingell has raised more than $2.5 million, or more than 134 times as much money as Lynch, who has $4,431 on hand, compared to Dingell's $1,040,267. In a phone interview last week, Lynch said that he understoo.d what he was up against when he entered the race. "We knew going into this we weren't going to get big money being a relative unknown," he said. "And. we would have to make due with rather meager resources." When asked why he would get in a race in which he had such a finan- cial disadvantage, Lynch, a graduate of t iva C ,'.aslbo Despite still significantly trailing in the polls, both Gubics and Lynch described their candidacies as the realization of a special purpose to represent their political ideologies. Gubics said his run was "a call- ing . its something I feel deep down inside." When asked why he was run- ning, Lynch said "absolutely above everything else, the feeling that I'm supposed to do it, that I'm called to do it." Hoogendyk - who said that he is running to once again "make gov- ernment the servant of the people rather than the master" - said his chances are getting better everyday, especially after Senator Levin's vote in favor of the Wall Street bailout package. And Alexander said that by his numbers - a poll conducted by his campaign found that only 30 to 35 percent of respondents said they would vote to re-elect Rogers - his race is now tightening. Other recent polls suggest the election might not be as much of a cake valk ftr Rogers as it once 'err . , oat. IriAt ecenatc'areer. . l S