t 6B - Thursday, September 11, 2008 The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com 0 POP C 1 1U, 2TiEl cg l Out of the publicist's eye Celebrities are leaving their publicists even as bloggers expose their every move By SASHA RESENDE Daily Arts Writer Who needs a publicist any- more? The Internet-age reality is that practically no one does, not even the celebrity demigods of Los Angeles. Gawker Media recently reported that Brad Pitt, one half of the Brangelina empire, dropped his publicist. Despite this enor- mous personal career decision, Pitt has been drifting through the world with next to no negative coverage. Angelina herself has no full-time staffer paid to dismiss every bit of dirty gossip about her that enters the blogosphere. When did celebrities gain the right to pick and choose whether they must hire a full-time flack team to counterbalance all the rumors - whether minuscule or gargantuan - that their celebrity status will inevitably spawn? Times are a-changin' in Hol- lywood and Manhattan. Horrible rumors will surface no matter how saintly and charity-driven a celeb is. But the fact of the matter is that many rumors receiving extensive coverage in the blogosphere have at least some basis of truth behind them. One blatant example is Britney Spears's reported bipolar disorder = and heavy drug use throughout 2007 which inevitably led to more than one invol- untary 5150 psychiatric hold and the custodial loss of her two' infant sons. Is Spears really a APPHOTO chose to do a front-page feature, painting the family in the best possible light given the circum- stances. While the family still got its fair share of ridicule for the disclosure, it was minuscule com- pared to what might have hap- pened had the news been reported by a publicist, or worse, leaked on Perez Hilton's gossip blog. As many of these stars mature by creating families or actually growing up, many begin to intui- tively realize that it probably isn't such a great idea to stumble out of Hyde Lounge five nights a week or be involved in yet another DUI conviction. As these stars become active in more charity organiza- tions and express their typically liberal political views, the public tends to see them more favorably, whether or not they had a sordid, sex-drugs-and-rock'n'roll tinged past. Angelina Jolie - mother of six, anti-poverty crusader and an admitted former heroin fiend - is the perfect example of this drastic change in public perception. And she, unlike the Olsen Twins and Lindsay Lohan, isn't constantly coached by a well-paid PR rep. AP PHOTOS Will other stars follow suit? Given the new reality of 24-hour Perez Hilton, these blogs are still blogging and heavily-circulated not viewed by the public as "legiti- TMZ videos, celebrities now have mate" compared to published a choice: either live up the pious magazine articles. image they hope to, cultivate or Enter- OK! Magazine, a print simply live out their party-driven tabloid weekly run by former L.A. lives in a shroud of secrecy. Not flack Rob Shuter, which prides all of us can be Brangelina, itself on getting the best so many up-and-coming celeb exclusives in Hol- stars will have to make lywood. It was OK' that this compromise now got the "Jamie-Lynn's that PR-statements are knocked up!" exclusive increasingly viewed when the 16-year-old as a joke by a skepti- Nickelodeon starlet (and cal public. While this younger sister of new reality signals a Britney herself) brave new world in reported she terms of celebrity had a bun in the livelihood, blog- oven. Rather based rumors than giving out are certainly a a formal press .'. lot more fun to release with read than some the insidious overpaid hack's information, the distortion of the Spears family "truth." 6 6 6 6 Worst. Threesome. Ever. bipolar drug addict? I can only speculate, and I'm not sure we'll ever know. But at the time of her 24/7-reported public meltdown, Spears was not being represented by anyone, unless you count the mischievous Sam Lutfi who alleg- edly - on the word of Spears's own mother, who is about to release a tell-all memoir - force fed his "client" sleeping pills to shut her up during her manic "episodes." Spears is a unique case of a celebrity who absolute- ly needs a publicist to direct her every action and rep- resent her in the most PR- friendly way possible. Had she been given compe- tent public relations representation during her well- publicized divorce from KFed, the public wouldn't have been fed the never-ending parade of Britney's self-destruction via YouTube or popular celebrity blogs. Since her several forced hospitalizations, Spears's father has taken control of her finances and hired a full- time team to control the singer's media image. Spears - who recently won three VMA awards after her disas- trous performance last year - has since regained partial custody and is on her way to regaining her for- mer pop queen title. Despite this one exceptional case, a publicist is not essential for a celebrity to appear holier-than-thou to their public audience. Given this new Internet- spawned reality of constant celeb- rity coverage - whether it be through simple gossip blogging or more precise devices such as Gawker's celebrity "stalker" map in NYC - many stars adjusted to this new reality, altering their images before a leak of pictures of them drunkenly stumbling down 5thAvenue. This newlurker-esque surveillance of popular celebri- ties has, in effect, de-legitimized the pre-packaged PR statements of yesteryear which typically fol- lowed a serious celeb flare-up. Lindsay Lohan did just this when she issued a pre-packaged statement following her first DUI and cocaine arrest in May 2007. Unfortunately for her, this plea didn'tseemtoo heartfeltwhensev- eral images surfaced on the Inter- net of the underage star passed out in the front seat of a car only a few days-after said arrest. 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