A Allik, Th S 9 SDil epebe 0,20 0 1 .49 4 e Wedesdy, eptmb 661, 3208 he ic iga al t at . i ( coat-, a ABOUT CAMPUS .5 GREAT AMERICAN FIRE SALE When mortgage giants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac went under, the U.S. government promptly stepped in bail them out. But with a $407 billion federal deficit projected for the fiscal year end- ing this month, who will bail out the U.S. govern- met? Well, besides traditional U.S. allies like China and Saudi Arabia. Maybe it's time for the government to start selling off its assets. Who needs North Dakota, anyway? NOT SO WELL ENDOWED The nation's economy isstruggling, with a foreclo- sure crisis, a climbing unemployment rate, and grow- ing national debt. Now, the economic downturn is hitting the University. Though endowment investments posted returns of more than 25 percent last year, University investors are forecastingsingle- digit percentage growth for the current fiscal year - a meager $700 million, as of May. Oh, crap. Better raise tuition again. ILLUSTRATIONS BY JOHN OQUIST Those who drink will he champions Bo Merlot, a memorial wine Bo Schembechler is probably the most storied coach in college foot- ball history. You've heard about his inspirational one-liners, his com- passionate nature, his incredible winning streaks and his fiery side- line personality. But you haven't heard about his affection for barrel aged wine - or poetry. Enter Bo Merlot, the 2005 Cali- fornia wine and thoughtful trib- ute to the late coaching legend. Released late last month, the wine is being distributed by the local Stud- er Imports with support from Bo's widow, Cathy Schembechler. It's available at most Ann Arbor super- markets and bars, even those - like Rick's American Caf4 or the Arena - which don't usually do a brisk business in Merlot. Though famously unpretentious - he wore a whistle instead of a tie on game days - Schembechler. and his wife often drank red wine together. Studer Imports founder Marlena Studer, a former University sociology professor, said Cathy had the idea for a bottled tribute to Bo. "They actually saved all the corks from the seine they drank together," Studer said. And on them, Bo would sometimes write affectionate notes, orrhymingcouplets.Verse (onbottle corks) being one of Schembechler's lesser-known talents. Bo Merlot goes for $19.69 a bottle - a nod to Bo's first year coaching, 1969, when he lead the Wolverines to topple the first-ranked Buckeyes. From every bottle sold, $2 will be donated to the Michigan Cardiovas- cular Center, which Schembechler credited for saving his life after he suffered a heart attack later that season on the eve of his first Rose Nowl match. To get the word out, Studer is holding wine tastings at local bars and stores around the city. Last weekend at the Arena, bartend- ers were a little puzzled that she wanted to hold a wine tasting on a game day. It didn't help that busi- ness for that game was unusually slow - but those who did come were impressed. A group from Miami of Ohio ^Y. f ;.t :. m t. t f 1'. Ft. f - S ILLUSTRATION BY LAURA said. "From sniff to swallow." In 2005, for the first time ever, wine sold better than beer. In recent years, it's become almost an every- man drank..And football, America's everyman pastime, is developing a repartee with the product. Retired National Football League coach Mike Ditka has a label, and just weeks before the release of Bo Merlot, Hiesman Trophy-winning Michigan football player Charles Woodson was at the Chop House, promoting his new wine, 24 by Charles Woodson. But Woodson, 8= ae I i LUC 16 South Bend's Ontjy 1aMBoody Mary Bar 574-247-9293 now a cornerback for the Greenbay Packers, received a slap on the wrist from the NFL - no wine endorse- ments allowed. The Detroit Free Press report- ed that NFL representatives told Woodson any promotion of alcohol carries the threat of having "a detri- mental effect on the great number of young fans who follow our game," but if football fans are in danger from red wine, what does that mean for beer pong? - ANNE VANDERMEY Michigan Head-Pain & Neurological Institute is conducting a research study evaluating an investigational medication for the treatment of migraines. Participants must: BeN 16 years or older + Experience 1 to 8 headaches per month for the past 2 months If you qualify, you will receive study related exams and study medication at no cost to you. In addition, you will be compensated for your time and travel expenses. For more information, please call a study coordinator at (734) 677-6000, option 4. Learn more about participating in research at www. MHNI~com. (where Schembechler coached before coming to Michigan) even took a bottle home, despite their team's 16-6 loss to the Wolverines. The Arena has four of the 2,000 cases that were made. It's a limited edition series, and they expect to sell out quickly. "I'll push it," said Jennifer Dovichi, who bartended dur- ing the tasting, noting that it was better than the house red. Plus, Dovichi, who was an intern at the Cardiovascular Center the year Bo passed away, has a loyalty to Schembechler. As for the wine, Dovichi was "pleasantly surprised" at how well it went over. "We're just sports bar people," she said. "We don't know anything about wine. We drink Nod Lite for Pete's sake." Schembechler wasn't an aver- age wine snob, either. Studer said his wife tells a story about the first time heordered merlot at a restau- rant. He pronounced the "t" at the end of the word. But Studer said she picked the wine mainly because it was a crowd pleaser, though she was quick to add that wine snobs would like it too. She described it as hav- ing a strong fruit-forward charac- ter, with notes of berry and plum. The idea was to make a wine that was robust and had a strong char- F rom c ot to nsn " se , ,. .. a vaaa Aaa ,i vaa a-v aaaaa. ia . aa . I ^, , s m r w i " Get' em while they're freshmen. They won't be ripe for long. acter - like the coach himself. kRnmli k ff t ficl7 Qbh Advertise your group or organization in the Campus Involvement Page Deadline Published Sept. 18 Sept. 25 Contact a Classified Account Executive at 734-764-0557 or dailyclassified@gmail.com