The Michigan Daily Fil FI EVIEW I ~Edi By ANDREW Daily Staff - michigandaily.com Monday, April 14, 2008 - 9A ucated saps N LAPIN Writer Any college student who sees "Smart People" is asked to identify and sympathize with an arrogant, ** self-absorbed and narcissistic Smart English professor - not an easy task People by any means. At Showcase Why should we and Quality16 care that some- one who displays Miramax such contempt for his students (not bothering to learn any of their names, moving his clock forward so he won't have to hold office hours) needs help getting his personal life in order? The film never answers this for us, resulting in an underwhelm- ing portrait of a curmudgeonly middle-aged man and the people who try, with great difficulty, to make his life slightly less miser- able. Dennis Quaid ("Vantage Point") plays Lawrence Weth- erhold, a professor of Victorian literature at Carnegie-Mellon University. He is a widower emo- tionally paralyzed with grief, and still keeps all of his dead wife's clothes in a closet in his house. Lawrence suffers a trauma- induced seizure after a somewhat contrived incident involving his car and suddenly realizes he has to rely on his family more than he cares to. Complicating matters, his deadbeat adopted brother A depressing a look at your English prof (Thomas Haden Church, "Side- ways") has appeared from out of nowhere to take up space in his house and create a negative influ- ence on his workaholic, high- school-aged daughter (Ellen Page, "Juno"). The supposed catalyst in Lawrence's life is Janet Hartigan (Sarah Jessica Parker, "Sex and the City"), the doctor that treats him for his seizure. It turns out Janet is also a former student of his who has harbored a long- standing crush, despite his harsh grading policy. The two begin to LIL WAYNE From Page 5A the best rapper alive" claim get to his head and ultimately his music. In the past, Wayne's con- fidence bolstered his fiery ambi- tion. He sounded like he had something to prove to everyone. But now, Wayne sounds like he truly believes he's the best; as if, now that most people believe he's the best, his work is over. Consequently, he delivers tracks like "Lollipop," "Open Shop" and "Single Again" rather than hits like "La La La." Da Drought Is Over 5 is not enough to completely disregard everything Wayne's done in the last two years, but it's certainly going to take the hype surround- ing Tha Carter III down a notch or two. If it weren't for his insa- tiable ability to spit the sickest metaphors anyone's ever heard, this mixtape would be entirely disposable. So paradoxically, Da Drought Is Over 5 is good and bad for the same reason: It was made by Lil Wayne - his undeniable prowess keeping it afloat while his ever-growing ego weighs too heavily on the disc's shoulders. JO BS09 date, but Lawrence can't ever seem to talk or think about anything other than himself. So flawed is this relationship that they have to break up a total of three times over. the course of the movie. Why Janet keeps taking himback is a mystery. Clearly, he needs her to stabilize his life (though he won't admit it), but it's not clear whyshe needs him until another forced twist near the end. The tone of "Smart People" is aggressively low-key, from the barely-there whiff of a plot to the quiet guitar strumming of the soundtrack. Everyone's perfor- mance is scaled back about ten degrees, as though each scene were filmed after the cast members had taken a long nap. It's a shame, too, because these are all such talented actors, but most of them are given underwritten roles. As Lawrence's brother,Churchisrequiredtoeither disappoint with incompetence or give sage advice on life. Page, in her first post-"Juno" role, still exudes tremendous charm, even though she's playing a composite of stereo- types (the "super-hardcore college prep student that learns to loosen up" mixed with "overprotective child that refuses to let anyone new into her family"). The hero worship she imposes upon her flawed father borrows many elements from Noah Baumbauch's "The Squid and the Whale" (2005), a much better film about a self-absorbed English scholar and his family. "Smart Peo- ple" is dull and somewhat depress- ing, and the plight of the hapless professor definitely won't earn any points for coming out right before finals week. "I saw you naked on TV last night." Spring/Summer Term Apply now at the Law Library- " Non-Law Students " Law Students " S.I. Students Minimum pay is $9.00 per hour! use a condom every tTme. T trojanevoLvecom I ti