w w -W wr lw w w -W -w v 2B Te ic iga Diy - W desay arh 6 20 We nsdyMach26 :208 - e :icign : THE EDITOR'S NOTEBOOK with GABE NELSON A look at the big news events this week and how important they really are. Conveniently rated from one to10. rule 92: You can only sexile your roommates if they have someplace to go. rule 93: If you're not going to cross the picket line, you have to understand why you shouldn't. rule 94: Your tiny apartment"s living room isn't a great place for a bump- n-grind dance party. Turn off Soulja Boy, turn on the lights and try talking for once. - E-mail rule submissions to TheStatement@umich.edu 2 NUCLEAR BLOOPERS The Department of Defense acknowledged yesterday that it accidentally mixed up two packages of military supplies and as a result sent several fuses for nuclear missiles to Taiwan by mistake. It took them a year and a half to figure out where the loses went, but we've talkingabout a breaucracy with a half-trillion-dollar budget, soit's easy to understand why these little goofs happen once in a while. Next week, Defense Department officials will realize that the thousands of troops in Iraq were supposed to have invaded Saudi Arabia. Oops. GOOSEBUMPS RETURN In a move that has unleashed a wave of nostalgia on teens and twentysomethings nationwide, author R.L. Stine has announced his decision to reanimate the long-dead "Goosebumps" series. Back in the naive '90s,the series sold millionsoftcopies of bookswith names like "Egg Monsters From Mars," "Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes" and "It Came From Beneath the Kitchen Sink!" Wait, the books were that stupid? Thanks, R.L. Stine, for trying to ruin our rose-tinted childhoods. GEO WALKOUT After failing to reach an agreement on a new contractwiththe University, members of the Graduate Employees' Organization decided to walk out yesterday and today. Employeesof the union, which represents the University's graduate student instructors, have asked ton hetter pay and wove benetits. The idea ot teachers canceling class to make a statement about their value as teachers is a little ironic, but considering Michigan students don'tget snowdays, a couple classes offevery few years for a GEO walkout only seems fair. 1 QUICKIE MISOGYNY Almost immediately after Quickie Burger and Dogs, a small burger place on State Street, opened earlier this month, a campus activist group started a petition asking the restaurant to change its name and logo. The logo shows a busty woman ridinga hamburger, which could be seen as objectifying women, but glossed over in the controversy has been the fact that the woman's hair appears tobe on fire. In addition to being misogynist, this image gives the impression that fire is fun and tasty. Keep children away from this restaurant at all costs. KWAME'S EXCUSES Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick and his former chief of staff Christine Beatty pled not guilty yesterday to a combined fifteen felony counts on charges including perjury, obstruction of justice and the use of public funds to conceal crimes relatingeto the cover up of a 6 sex scandal between the two. But Kwame has a point: how can we really know if he was the one who typed those sexy text messages on his phone? mouth made headlines. Four months later, Hart drew the ire of Spartan nation after dubbing Michigan State "little brother" after another Michigan victory in the in-state rivalry. The Harbaugh and Michi- gan State comments bookended what could have been Hart's most important wordsin terms of the Wolverines' on-field suc- cess. After hopes of a National Championship were dashed by a 0-2 start, Hart did what he could to help turn the season around heading into the Notre Dame game. "We're going to win next week," Hart said following Michigan's loss to Oregon. "There's no question in my mind. I guarantee we will win next week. I'm going to get this team ready. Guaranteed." The talk was great for head- lines, but it wasn't an empty FILE PHOTO/Daiy promise. Michigan won eight straight games and came with- While in Chicago for Big Ten in a game of another Rose Bowl Media Day, Hart took a shot at berth. former Michigan quarterback Jim Even though his mouth ran at Harbaugh for criticizing the Uni- record speeds during his final sea- versity of Michigan's academics son, the running done by 5-foot-9 upon taking the Stanford head- running back's legs was not to be coaching job. overshadowed. "That's a guy I have no respect Hart became the school's. all- for," Hart said. "You graduate from time leading rusher midway the University of Michigan, and through the season. He finished you're going to talk about your his career with 5,000 yards rush- school like that, a great university ing - a total-that would have been like we have? He's not a Michi- higher had Hart not battled a slew gan man. I wish he'd never played of injuries during the second half here." of the year. That wasn't the only time Hart's -SCOTT BELL VISUAL STATEMENT The inner-city educator The NFL-bound big mouth ike Hart's final year at Michigan was more than meets the eye. Peoples' ears captured more memorable moments of the star running back's last season than any set of eyes could. Returning for his senior season in Ann Arbor to try for a National Championship win, Hart made his mark before even stepping foot onto a football field. bout a month ago, Residen- tial College senior Andrea Bachman set up two circles of yarn as a Venn diagram on a classroom floor at Cesar Chavez Academy High School in Detroit. She then asked a group of high school students a series of ques- tions, beginning withwhether they speak Spanish or English. Almost all of them placed their feet in the overlapping part of the circles, meaningthey speak both. During the exercise, Bachman touched on several subjects. "Have you dated exclusively within or outside your race?" "Are you for or against amnesty for illegal immigrants?" But the issue the activity most concerned was the poor math skills of American high school students. Turning the Venn diagram exer- cise into a mathematical activity, Bachman demonstrated to a group of students the social relevance of math as part of her work teaching low-income high schoolers and training them to tutor younger peers. Bachman, who is earning an RC social science degree with an inde- pendent focus in youth empow- erment, has taken on the task of bringing better math education and peer leadership programs to local schools. Last summer, Bachman trained with the Young People's Project in Chicago to learn how to teach using the program's techniques of combining math and conversations about social issues that matter to students' lives. "We try to connect the kids to being aware of their own social demographic," she said. The idea of teaching math ini- tially intimidated Bachman, who hasn't taken any traditional math in college. But working with youth to improve their ability where sta- tistics have them slated to fail was too great an opportunity, she said. "I'm more drawn to the way it demanded youth to demand more of themselves," she said. Bachman said she is working with LSA junior Simon Foster to establish an Ann Arbor Young Peo- ple's Project chapter and extend the teaching method to more schools. -EMILYBARTON You've heard the music oftthe carillon inside the bell tower, but whatthe hell is a carillon, anyway? Find out at www.michigandaily.com/alivideo RANDOLPH COURT APARTMENTS ~ zE2 Bedroom Apartment Homes ~ Ground Floor Ranch Style! Private Entrance! Patio! Spacious Kitchen! Air Conditioning! Laundry Facilities! 24-Hour Emergency Maintenance! Pets Welcome! And much, much more! Call today to reserve your new address! 734-971-2828 Equal Housing Opportunity The philanthropist all it killing two birds with one stone. LSA senior Jer- emy Davidson's brainchild, Will Work For Food, get the most bang from donated bucks by hav- ing members seek pledged dona- tions in return for performing at least one hour of community ser- vice. The funds go to help the vic- tims of conflict in Darfur, while at the same time ensuring that soup kitchens are staffed, children are MXtutored and trash is picked up here 2 inAnn Arbor. LU It's the pledge-based philan- O "". thropy of Dance Marthon with the added benefit of actual work that. helps the community. Since its inception in early 2007, the group has raised over $3,000 for Darfur and sent hundreds of letters to politicians expressing people's desire for the United States to intercede in the conflict. Davidson, a former editor at The Michigan Daily, said he left SHAY SPANIOLA/Daily the Daily last year in order to fully commit himself to the project. He now does everything from drafting pre-written postcards that students can send to their congress- men to carrying a duffel bag full of T-shirts to sell during classes. But Davidson, has his sights set beyond the University, and even beyond Darfur. He's busy talking with area high schools and fine-tun- ing the organization's website so the project can go national and help more than one cause. "The model of Will Work For Food is not just for Darfur," he said. Davidson said he wants Univer- sity students 30 years from now to brag about how Will Work For Food was started at the University of Michigan. Graduating in April, Davidson isn't sure of his post-graduation plans, but knows they'll at least include some work on the project. "I'd love for it to be a legacy for the University," he said. "I'm not just going to drop it next year." -LISA HAIDOSTIAN