4B - Thursday, February 14, 2008 VALENTINE From Page 1B Keep your affection to yourself: By PAUL TASSI DailyArts Writer Public displays of affection are always questionable, but there are some basic rules. Today in particular is a good day to heed them: In class: No touching. There, I said it; that's the rule. It is not OK to hold hands, snuggle or - dear Lord - make out while sitting in lecture. All right, maybe the one acceptable form of touching is the sleeping-head-on-the-shoulder during an especially boring lecture about third- century ceramic plates. But only one head-tilt is allowed. None of this shoul- der-head-head layeringshit. Walking to class: Hand-holding is iffy here. Most of the time it's lame and only allowed when you're walking on a date. So unless your idea of a fun night out is stats lab, I suggest you refrain. When parting ways en route to different classes, a brief peck goodbye is appro- priate, but I'm putting a three-second time limit on the act before it crosses the line. Watching a movie with friends: You can snuggle up a little bit here, but we don't want to see any laying-on-top- of-each-other garbage while awkward- ly trying to pretend we're watching "Zodiac." Oh, and no making out during the movie - we can hear you. You're not being sneaky just because you're under a blanket. The proper procedure is to excuse yourself from the movie and say that you and your second half are "going to go play darts upstairs." At the club/bar: Pretty much any- thing goes here that doesn't involve pub- lic nudity. Throw alcohol and loud music into the equation and all the rules go right out the window. Just make sure the person you're molesting is actually your significant other. And before you have to ask, the answer is no, these rules do not change just because it's Valentine's Day. One is the loneliest number: By BLAKE GOBLE DailyArts Writer Single on Valentine's Day? Not a problem. Instead of gorging yourself with a heart-shaped box of chocolates and bot- tles of pinot, there are far healthier, more constructive ways to spend your V-Day. Yeah, it sucks to watch your friends (and everyone else you know) cuddle and give each other cute grins and gifts, but that's no reason to get wound up if you're alone this year. Watching decent movies, reality TV marathons or reading sultry novels can all fill the proverbial hole in your heart. The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com 4 Here are just a few remedies to help the rest of us brave the loneliness yet again this year. For starters, you can embrace cin- ematic romance. Rent sincere movies like "Once," "Sweet Land" or even "Casa- blanca." Or you can go the way of the enlightened and humbled cynic and see something more bittersweet like "Cruel Intentions," "In the Company of Men" or "The Temple of Doom" (featuring heart ripping). If you're a tad angry, why not immerse in the rapturous tripe like "Love Story" or "Splendor in the Grass," and just laugh your ass off. Hell, bring in a crowd of loners if you want company. If movies aren't your thing, then try one of the countless TV marathons. Bravo has the best in reality TV, and there's no shame in lazing around for a "Project Runway" or "Top Chef" marathon to make you feel emotionally centered. You can also take a look at "Law & Order: SVU" or "Oz" - nothing like the worst forms of sexual deviancy to remind you why you're single in the first place. The iTunes store works, too. Cull together your best love jams and give it to friends or even that someone special you've been too bashful to nod at. Mixes containing The Beatles' "I Saw Her Standing There" and The Rolling Stones' "Let's Spend the Night Together" always do nicely - they're not necessarily clich. Even go the mean-spirited route and put together some songs that mock the point- less tradition. If you're the reading type, try some assorted light literature. Nick Hornby's meditations on breaking up always make singles feel a little better. (Nabokov's "Lolita" can frighten you enough to actu- ally want to be single). Add some cheap harlequin romance novels - thrusting manhood is always deserving of a few giggles. Musical therapy: By CAITLIN COWAN Daily Arts Writer So, it's Valentine's Day and you hate being single? At least you're in good company with these guys (and girls): "I Hate Myseffor Loving You"- Joan Jett The quintessential "you were a bad idea to begin with" song. "Idiot Lover" - Bratmobile These ladies know what they want: "Stop blaming me / Quit calling me / Just say you're sorry." I "Girlfriend in a Coma" - The Smiths The ambiguous lyrics and biting tone of this song imply that words like "I would hate /Anything to happen to her" mean exactly the opposite. "Love WillTear Us Apart" -JoyDivi- sion A great song, but if you're in the mood for something different, downloadthe Go Home Productions' mashup titled "Love Will Freak Us" featuring Missy Elliot, Solomon in 1940s Russia By WHITNEY POW Daily Fine Arts Editor The stage is empty, save for a mess of heavy wooden trunks, folding chairs, over- turned wash basins and crates arranged in a wide, sweeping circle. There are signs of recent The occupation - a pewter pitcher, several mugs sit- Caucasian ting on a crate as if await- Chalk Circle ing their users' return. One by one, the 21 Today through actors walk on the small Sundayat stage space, sitting down 8 p.m. and filling up all of the Atithe Arthur empty wooden surfaces. Miller Theatre They look cold and pro- $9 with student ID vincial, wearing heavy woolen skirts and sweat- ers. There's lively bustle; the circle hums with energy. It seems the people fill the stage as much as the stage fills the stage. This is a dress rehearsal for the Musical Theatre Department's production of Ber- tolt Brecht's play, "The Caucasian Chalk Circle," which will be performed from tonight to Sunday night at 8 p.m. in the Arthur Miller Theatre. "The Caucasian Chalk Circle" is techni- cally a play within a play, where a group of Russian peasants put on a production that reflects their situation in post-World War II Russia. The play is modeled after the parable in the Song of Solomon in the Bible, where two women are fighting over owner- ship of a child. "The chalk circle is the way they decide who is the real mother of the child - is it the real mother, or is it the woman who's taking care of it?" said Etai Benshlomo, who plays the Corporal. "They put the child in the center of a circle made of chalk, and each mother holds onto him. They say, 'Whoever can pullhim out ofthe circle first is the winner.'" The kitchen maid, who has been keep- ing the child safe, ultimately lets go of the child. "She says 'I can't tear this child to pieces,' and that is howthey decide that she is the real mother," he said. But this is not all - as with many Brecht plays, there are multiple layers of the onion to be peeled. Not only isthe story a modeling of the Song of Solomon, but a direct social and political examination of the post-World War II situation. The twist is that Brecht wrote the play before the war ended. "Brecht wrote (the play) when he was in exile in the United States, so he was writing it looking in on Nazi Germany," said School of Music & Theatre sophomore Yael Kiken. "The Caucasian Chalk Circle" is playing through Sunday at the Arthur Miller Theatre. "In the prologue, the premise is this Soviet collective deciding what to do with the land after the Nazis have been kicked out," she said. "It's Brecht's response to what was going on and whathe thought the aftermath of the war might be like." Inorderto accentuate the play's extreme- ly political and analytical message, Brecht made it disconnected and jarring, produc- ing a realist-style effect where the audience is always aware that it is watching a play. Brecht -called it 'Epic Theater.' We're basically alienating the audience from the play," Benshlomo said. "We're reminding Alienating the crowd at the Arthur Miller Theatre the audience the entire time that this is not real. Brecht wrote plays not to make people feel, but to make them think. His theater was very social." The production uses a variety of differ- ent methods to create this Brecht's style of alienation and audience awareness, one being the cast's continual presence on stage. "The way the play is set up, none of us leave the stage, ever," Benshlomo said. "We have this playing area, the inner circle on the stage, and once we leave it we just sit down on the stage and watch the play as ourselves, as actors." Another means of distancing the audi- ence fromthe story is the actors actingwith the awareness of archetypes - the charac- ters in the play often have no names, and are referred in the script only as "Cook" or "Corporal" or "Singer." "Brecht's (term for it is) the 'alienation effect' - for me, what it boils downto is the fact that the actors must never forget they are acting," said Director Malcolm Tulip, an assistant professor in the Department of Theatre & Drama. "The goal is for the actor not to be the character. So rather than the audience saying, 'Oh, we feel sorry for her,' because she has no money and is being threatened by the soldiers, Brecht's aim would be to make us think,'Why do people end up in poverty and have tobe subjected to this by the military?'" The purpose of Brecht's "The Caucasian Chalk Circle" is not merely to entertain, but to create social awareness. "I think (the play is) incredibly relevant to our situation. It's important for us not to forget that even though we're in this bub- ble of the University of Michigan, there are politics and government forces out there that are controlling things," Kiken said. This awareness brings a heavier weight to the meaning of the play, and staying close to the significance of Brecht's storytelling. "We will have failed if the audience just comes away and says,'Well, that was a nice story,' "Tulip said. The point of the play is taking the mes- sage and applying it to our own lives. 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