The Michigan Daily I michigandaily.com Thursday, February 14,2008 The Daily Arts guide to the best upcoming events - it's everywhere you should be this weekend and why. AT THE MIC Want to hear what the other half has to say on this chilly Valentine's Day? "The Penis Monologues," a series of intense poetry readings from some of the most talented men on campus, will give you an in-depth look into the mind of the modern man. Doors open at 8:30 p.m. and tickets are $3. ON STAGE Shakespeare's beloved comedy of unrequited love "As You Like It" is brought to life once again courtesy of the Department of Theater and Drama. Shows are Thursday at 7:30 p.m., Friday and Saturday at 8 p.m. and Sunday at 2 p.m. Tickets are $9 to $24. IN CONCERT Are you a fan of funky dance and bars with a German theme? If so, come check out some of the University"s own when Groove Spoon and Nightdaze take the stage Saturday at the Heidelberg for a night filled with brass-infused funky rock. Doors open at 10 p.m. and tickets are $5 for the 18+ crowd. as By Matt Emery I Associate Arts Editor AND Caroline Hartmann I Associate Arts Editor Valentine's Day might be marketed 1. Vosges Haut Chocolat: An Aph- Aztec Hot Chocolate cupcake's spicy blend of the "True Love" holiday, a Hal rodisiac Library of Chocolate Love chocolate, cinnamon and chili flavor makes a the Tre LSpells, $24.99 at Zingerman's little-known aphrodisiac. ikiodis-wuin Id fumi hur ole ntlS, marK-wonaerian Tor t e sappy sei; cheap carnations, sugary love poems and grade-school doilies, sure, but let's be real. Today isn't really about weepy sentiments. It's about choco- late and fucking. Daily Arts gives you the inside scoop on this season's most titillating treats. It may be pricey, but this ritzy chocolate sampler is a must-buy to satisfy your car- nal cravings. The Barcelona Bar's blend of hickory-smoked almonds and grey sea salt sends a smooth, sultry rush to your, ahem, tongue; and one bite of the Red Fire Bar is guaranteed to rev up more than just your taste buds. 2. Cake Nouveau: Aztec Hot Choc- olate - cupcake, $2.50 For an instant libido boost, stop by whimsical bakeshop Cake Nouveau and sample this week's special rec- ipe. It's that classic elementary school birthday treat, but no cupcake ever made you want sex like this one does. The 3. Chocolate body paint $11 at Schakolad- Cand bra $9.99 and Lollicock 1 Day uck1er], $7.99 at the Safe Sex Store When the love potions kick in, your kinkier side will embrace these raunchy treats. Brush on the love batter, strap on the sweets and see how many licks it takes to get to the center of the weighty (anatomically impressive, and we must admit, quite tasty) Lollicock. Don't be afraid to get a little messy - that's what your tongue is for. 4. Truffles, prices vary, at Schakolad and Zingerman's If you're not ready to get down and dirty, we've got you covered. For the classiest guilty pleasure, it's impossible to go wrong with traditional chocolate truffles. Our favorite is Schakolad's signature raspberry truffle, but Zingerman's comes in close second with a gen- erous selection of heart-shaped luxuries. Morning- After basket, price mayvary, at Schakolad If you find yourself tired after a hard night's work, a morning-after basket from Schakolad might help. Filled with a sensual array of hot chocolate, coffee and biscotti, there's nothing better than a sweet breakfast to keep the fire burning well into tomorrow. See VALENTINE, Page 4B DETROIT MUSIC ON FILM By BLAKE GOBLE Daily Arts Writer The brothers Brancaleone don't look like filmmakers at first glance. Meeting on a chilly February morning at Starbucks, the two come across like any other guys. Nicholas goes nuts over the extreme heat of his tea, while Anthony makes sure he gets his order. They sit down and casually gripe over bitter weather and the fear of impending Ann Arbor parking tickets. Dropping names like Derrick May and Jack White, they're like the two surprisingly cool music dudes straight out of a Nick Hornby novel. The brothers toast, softly, to acknowledge the beginning of another interview. They're here for their movie, "A Detroit Thing," which will be showingtomorrow night at 7 p.m. at the Michigan Theater. Currently running the festi- val circuit, the brothers plan to show their film - the Ann Arbor premiere - and follow with a question-and-answer session. The film is a documentary chronicling Detroit's music scene and the people trying to succeed in it, featuring candid interviews and performance footage from the likes of Detroit mainstays like the Howling Diablos, Robert Bradley's Blackwater Surprise, The Twistin' Tarantulas and even Kid Rock. But it was no short road gettingthis film to where it is today. "We shot over a period of five years and we shot about 25 bands," Anthony said. "We wanted to make sure that we expose ourselves as well as possible to what these musicians go See DETROIT Page 3B AT THE PIG You've all been waiting and the time has finally arrived: It's The Bang! time at the Blind Pig again. Come take in the sights of (fearless) dancing hip- sters, and don't be afraid to give it a go yourself. It all goes down Saturday at 9:30 p.m. Tickets are $8 or $11 for anyone between 18 and 21. 4 4