The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com Friday, February 1, 2008 - 5 Losing y our voice When Super Mario Bros. just can't cut it. By Matt Emery Daily Arts Writer ARTS IN BRIEF FILM This film should 'Meet' my fist as soon as possible Meet the Spartans At Quality 16 and Showcase 20th Century Fox Pop culture's in the crap- per, and "Meet the Spartans" is a painful reminder of that. From the dumbasses responsible for "Date Movie" and "Epic Movie" comes another send-up of the stu- pid details we happened to notice in movies and televi- sion of late. Using the "300" outline, and sprinkling as many outside references as possible into its 84 minute timeframe, "Spartans" is an argument for Ritalin. Over-active allusions to "Ugly Betty," "Spider-Man," Tyra Banks, "Transformers" or the "Leave Britney Alone" kid deserve irreverent scru- tiny, because they shouldn't dictate our viral lives. The problem is, they aren't being made fun of in the right way. The film seems as if it were written by an 8-year- old homophobe. How many "gay Spartan" jokes can a person take without being offended? We get pimple gags, annoying celebrities thrown in holes and count- less hip-hop references that just don't work. Mind you, a few jokes do actually fly. Brangelina getting first dibs on Spartan babies, sight gags of a man picking on his son and the untouchable Nicole Parker ("Mad TV") make this movie almost bearable - almost. It should be noted that Parker gets away from "Spar- tans" unscathed. Mimicking Britney, Paris, Paula Abdul and even Ellen DeGeneres, Parker is the only comedic bright spot in another dis- posable comedy. But still. This is terrible. BLAKE GOBLE It's hard to believe it's been four years since The Helio Sequence released its vast- ly underrated third album Love and Distance. Though it certainly wasn't the album that finally found the band pinning down a distinct sound, it did reveal them as a promising, young group. The gem "Don't Look Away," ** arguably one of the best songs The Helio of 2004, defined the band's style Sequence of Super MarioK Brothers rock. KeepYour Glitchy pops and EyesAhead bursts of elec- SubPop tronic bubbles grounded the slippery track until the sprawling, dynamic guitar riffs took over. Lead singer Brandon Summers's vocals screeched through highs and lows. It found its way onto ski movie soundtracks. The lyr- ics were a bit absurd, but it didn't matter. The band couldn't be held down. They were untouchable. But Summers's vocal cords took a hit after a rigorous tour schedule. Presumably, it was the reason for the length between their last two releases. Or it could have meant the group was taking some time to hash out their new sound, learning what worked for Summers's new voice. And, well, it's a little bit of both. The group peppers indie-theme staples of lost love, longing and growing old, hashing out feelings between bits of shoegaze, folk, Wii-pop and lo-fi. But really, not much has changed. The damage to Summers's vocals definitely shows, as does the healing process of practicing Dylan cuts. He no longer gleefully strains through tracks and generally stays on the more reserved side of things. But he's definitely still listenable. Both "Shed Your Love" and "Broken Afternoon" reflect Summers's newfound, folky Dylan edge. "Shed Your Love" plays with subtle guitar picks and saunters through a melodramatic tone that resonates through much of the album. "Broken Afternoon" is almost interchangeable with the former, but Summers sounds more like Dylan than ever, softly wailing through lines of "we'll all see the light of the broken after- noon." The group hasn't completely left their video-game-pop sound behind. "Can't Say No" warms up with a rousing Mario Broth- ers-esque intro but throws the poppy fun into the background of the song as the droning shoe- gaze takes over with Summers, sadly, taking it easy vocally. The song would be perfect for him to showcase his once bubbly, grating talent, but the track can't get past the repetitive lines "you can't say no." The video game element is nice, but where the band is at its best, is when it embraces the shoe- gaze movement. "Lately" waltzes through hollowed-out, echoey drawls as Summers ruminates on living without a former lover. "Keep Your Eyes Ahead" quickens the pace and pushes the melodra- matic lo-fi sound with more dron- ing vocals and chambered guitar notes. Both remain slightly quirky and rather addictive, though ulti- mately, rather forgettable. It's all an interesting combina- tion - a more mature folk sound mashed between some melodra- matics and high-speed shoegaze - but much of it is just hard to piece together. Are they still poking around genres and trying to see what clicks? Is this what they want to do forever? It's certainly excus- able, considering the change in Summers's vocal style, but it's the group dancing between poles, rather than sticking with what's best. So maybe the Hello Sequence is a bit lost, facing circumstances out of its control, but "Don't Look Away" was their style. That was the group at its best. Maybe they'll find someway to figure that out. To each his own b eliefs By MARKEN GREENWOOD for the Daily What exactly does the term "spiritually charged" mean? That's what "Spirit into Script," the latest exhibit sponsored by the University's Institute for the Humanities, tries to con- spirit into vey through "spiritu- ally charged" Through writings February 22 foundinAfri- Free can, Asian, and Middle At the Institute of the Humanities Eastern tra- ditions. To Elisabeth Paymal the exhibit's curator, the term is a religiously conscious substitute for "supernatural." "All these items are spiritually charged - they protect you, they do bad things perhaps, most of them here are positive." Paymal decided to be purposely vague in labeling the items exhibited, for great stigma usually sur- rounds the idea of the super- natural. "The word 'magic' is pretty sensitive. Your magic is my reli- gion," said Paymal. Amulets and talismans line the walls of the small display room, promising the wearer blessings ofeveryform.Though their names may conjure fan- ciful ideas usually found in movie scripts and fairy stories, amulets and talismans are seri- ous business to many modern world religions. Shamans and rabbis write the word of God on pieces ofwood, fabric and paper encased in boxes or scrolls. Ele- gant four-foot-tall rubbings are meant to protect a home from evil spirits. Amulets from Tibet serve as a portable shrine to constantly connect the owner to the spiritual world. Rooted in everyday religious prac- tices, these spiritual objects are attempts at harnessing the power of each culture's version of a supreme being. Perhaps the most intrigu- ing aspect of the exhibit is its modern relevance. These spiri- tual practices, ancient in their origins, exist today throughout the world. An African amulet vest protects the wearer from six unpalatable fates, includ- ing pain in the event of horse trampling. Though it sounds like an ancient innovation, the vest was created in 1995. Pre- cisely 111 rectangles of photo- copied sacred mantras line the vest, which would most likely be worn under armor or, nowa- days, under fatigues. Phylacteries, two small leather boxes filled with impor- tant verses from the Torah, are still used by many observant Jews in daily prayer. Also called tefilin, this apparatus of two boxes connectedby long leather straps is worn on the head and left arm. Phylacteries are the literal interpretation of God's command that his word be worn on the arm and between the eyes. Another purpose, per- haps buried by time, is that of a safeguard or charm against danger. Asian Languages and Cul- tures Asst. Prof. James Robson was instrumentalin the concep- tion of "Spirit into Script." The Institute for the Humanities shares the South Thayer Build- ing with the departments of Near Eastern Studies and Asian Languages and Cultures and the Frankel Center for Judaic Studies. Paymal wanted to find a unifying theme for this spe- cific exhibit to herald the alli- ance. Originally drawn to the physical beauty of calligraphy, Paymal soon found that cal- ligraphic techniques and pur- poses differ substantially from culture to culture. Robson sug- gested focusing on the meaning behind the text itself. Paymal then assembled a seamless mix of religious writings replete with supernatural intent. Though this exhibit focuses mainly on the Eastern world, Paymal assures that the theme is universal. "(It) doesn't mean that these practices do not exist in the Western traditions," said Pay- mal, "They absolutely do." When asked about the modern significance of these artifacts, Robson pointed out everyone has objects they have invested with power. Students walk around campus with rab- bit feet hanging off their bags, good luck charms around their necks and a bevy of beliefs of their own. COU RT ESY( singles at Maison Edwards and coffee at Ambrosia. Cool. Ascending the Bossa Nova 'Summit' By MICHELE YANKSON DailyArts Writer How would Sergio Assad, Brazilian guitar virtuoso and half of the Assad Brothers guitar duo - who have been performing in the United States for almost 35 years - describe tonight's "Brazilian Guitar Summit?" "It's just a blend of nice music," he said. Tonight, the Assad Broth- ers (Sergio and Odair) are pre- Guitar senting the "Brazilian Guitar Summit Summit," a showcase featur- ing five stunning guitar play- Rackham ers. "Summit" will be held in Ampitheatre, the Rackham Amphitheatre February1st and begin at 8 p.m. Tickets: $22-$46 Each guitarist performing at "Summit" provides an indi- vidually nuanced style of guitar, producing an assorted collection of music, in the same venue. "When (Odair and I) picked people for the show, we wanted to get musicians far from what we perform," Sergio said. "The only common ground is that we all play guitar and we're from Brazil." Although the Assads are natives of Brazil, the "Summit" signifies a return to old terrain. Both brothers spent stints living in Ann Arbor during their teenage years. "We have a link with Ann Arbor that's quite strong," Assad said. "When I come back it's like visiting the past." Both Sergio and Odair are classical guitarists whoseusual repertoire consists of baroque-style music. The duo has collaborated with cellist Yo- Yo Ma, who is a vehement fan of their music, for an arrangement of "Menino," one of Sdrgio's original compositions. Badi Assad, the duo's sister, brings a more contemporary and unorthodox style of classical guitar playing to "Summit." She has mastered the art of self-accompaniment with a perfor- mance style that fuses the classical and the avant-garde. She plays the guitar, provides her own vocal-percussion (think human beat-box- ing) and sings - sometimes all at once. "Badi is a band all on her own," Sergio said. The music of Romero Lubambo, a jazz gui- tarist, is a component of "Summit" that may be So many strings, so little time. most comparable to the music genre known as Bossa Nova. His smooth melodies are subtle and seductive. The infusion of jazz and samba apparent in his arrangements are indicative of such Brazilian music that could be said char- acterize the Bossa Nova sound. Still, "Summit" isn't necessarily centered on Bossa Nova music - contrary to what one might think when the words "Brazilian" and "guitarist" appear in the same term. "In America, people hear Bossa Nova and think it's Brazilian music," Sergio said. "(The music for "Summit") is linked with Bossa Nova, but when we start going closer to Brazilian musical roots, I don't think it will be so familiar to (Bossa Nova) fans." With "Summit," Assad hopes these varying approaches to guitar playing will introduce the audience to music that is, although performed by Brazilians, different from mainstreamed Brazilian sounds. The project works to contra- dict assumptions one unfamiliar with world music might have - assumptions that associate the hyper-commercialized forms of Bossa Nova, for instance, with "elevator music," as Assad quipped. Multi-instrumentalist Celso Machado will add to the Brazilian blend with a brand of gui- tar-playing that has a distinct African sound. His music often invokes a delicate languidness redolent of Carribean melodies. Machado is a necessary touch for a Brazilian guitar summit, considering the number of genres associated with Brazil -Samba and Lambada perhaps the most recognizable - that are, at their origins, Afro-Brazilian. The evening will culminate with all musi- cians taking the stage for a collaboration that promises tobe truly eclectic. "It's music expressed by artists who have dif- ferent backgrounds," Sergio said. "At the end of the show, it's like we've started our own band." A band consisting of five musicians who are each acclaimed in their own right? "Summit" might deserve a description a bit more poetic than "nice."