2B - Tuesday, January 22, 2008 The Michigan Daily michigandaily.com M' upsets reigning Where are Lloyd's minions going? champs at Cliff Keen 6 cot Loeffler obviously likes a challenge. But really? This much of a challenge? If he thought turninga lanky, awkward John Navarre into a first-team All Big Ten performer was a tough task (it was, and he did), then he might not real- ize what he's in for next. Loeffler, Michigan's former quarter- SCOTT backs coach, is BELL headed to the Detroit Lions to take the same position. Yes, those Detroit Lions. Loeffler jumps ship from the state's most successful football team to its biggest laughingstock. Sure, the Lions are in the NFL, but that doesn't mean they play professional ball. Instead ofcontinuingthe "Quarterback U" tradition at Michigan, he's now faced with the task of turning Jon Kitna into a star and developing a mediocre Drew Stanton into a franchise player. From Quarterback U to Quar- terback No Thank You. Good luck, IRISH From page 1B "There's the game right there," Michigan coach Red Berenson said. "You get a five-minute pen- alty and have to kill it. And it's not like they weren't in our zone, they spent most of the time in our zone. (Our guys) couldn't get off the ice. But we killed it." Saturday night's contest at the NITTANY LIONS From page 1B said. "It was a very physical game, but I think we did a good job on her." The Lady Lions frustrated Phil- lips enough that she was called for a technical foul by punching the floor after fouling Penn State's Kamela Gissendanner. "She just got frustrated," Michi- gan coach KevinBorseth said. "She didn't do it out of disrespect forthe ref. It was a good call. She got frus- trated and hit her fist onthe floor." With Phillips under defensive pressure, the Wolverines had to look elsewhere for offense. Penn State came out firing on all cylin- ders and Michigan had to find the offense to keep pace. Junior Carly Benson kept Michigan close with two 3-pointers early in the half to knot the score at 41. But after that, Penn State took off, eventually extending their lead toS11at 63-52. The Wolverines attempted a mini-comeback at the end of the game but stopped themselves on nearly every occasion. Phillips and Scot. But if someone's up for the task, it's Loeffler. Don't take his firing from Michigan as an indication of his coaching ability. He was released because he didn't match Rich Rodriguez's system, not because of any coaching incom- petence (I'll take the high road and not make a Mike DeBord joke here). Tennessee and Alabama both pursued Loeffler to be their next offensive coordinator. So yes, he's ahot commodity. Loeffler has landed on his feet. Good for him. He deserves it. So has former defensive coordinator Ron English, who took the same position at Louisville right after the Capital One Bowl. And Rodri- guez rehired running backs coach Fred Jackson. But what about the other six members of Lloyd Carr's staff? Where should they go? I may not have insider information, but I do have some suggestions for Lloyd Carr's right-hand men. . Former secondary coach Vance Bedford: Bedford was Carr's first hire in 1995 and his final one when Carr brought him back into the fold last year. His next destination is a no-brainer. Carr, now an associate dthletic director, can hire Bedford as his Palace of Auburn Hills was, well, a little less exhilarating. The third period was all but a formality, as Caporusso's slapshot goal in the second frame gave the Wolverines a two-goal lead they never relin- quished. Junior goalie Billy Sauer said a sweep against the Irish felt good, especially because Notre Dame brought the brooms out against Michigan (15-1 CCHA, 22-2 over- all) last year en route to a CCHA Janelle Cooper made buckets that broughtthe score back to 63-57, but the Wolverines were careless with the ball, after that. When Michigan was givenI opportunities to score, it couldn't convert easy layups or knock down open shots. "At the end of the game, we missed every layup we shot," Bors- eth said. "We must have had 25 layups, and we missed them. We want to take the threes, but they gave us layups. In a couple of years, we're going to make every layup they give us." The Wolverines have lived off shooting the 3-pointer in most of their wins this year, But Penn State successfully limited open looks on the perimeter, and Michigan shot just 5-of-13 from deep. Wolverine guards Cooper, Krista Clement, and Jessica Minnfield, who average 4.5 threes per game, faced pressure from the Lady Lions and collective- ly shot just -of-4 from downtown. Though Penn State took away the three, it gave Michigan plenty of good looks down low. The Wol-1 verines were just unable to convert on these easy baskets. secretary. Decaf, please. Former defensive line coach Steve Stripling: Stripling, the next coach in line to be rehired by Rodriguez, needs to keep coach- ing. For the sake of Michigan fans, hopefully it's somewhere outside the Big Ten. That is, of course, unless it's in Ann Arbor. I'm pretty sure the Wolverines would appreciate not having to deal with mini-LaMarr Woodleys and Bran- don Grahams. Former linebackers coach' Steve Szabo: Szabo, the gritty 65-year-old coaching veteran who called the spread offense a form of "communist football," is a likely candidate to starta spinoff of McCarthyism. That's right, Szaboism - the practice of hunt- ing down creative offensive minds and having them turn back the clocka few centuries - is about to spread throughout the United States. His first target: the man who fired him. Former offensive line coach Andy Moeller: Moeller, who was pulled over for DUI a couple months ago and whose dad lost his head coaching job at Michigan because of a drunken incident, should drop coaching and look into joining another field: moti- regular-season title. "It's great," Sauer said about the sweep. "(Notre Dame) is a team that I obviously don't care too much for. We've gotten a lot of criticism lately for maybe not playing the hardest teams. So when we play a team like this, a good opponent, coming out with two wins is a good feeling." Notre Dame (11-6-1, 18-9-1) was widely considered tobe Michigan's biggest conference test yet this season. With four games against vational speaking. He can tour the country with his dad, Larry Eustachy and Joe Cullen on the "How to let alcohol ruin any cred- ibility you have" tour. Former wide receivers coach Erik 'Soup' Campbell: Where should Campbell go next? How about to court? It's a travesty that possibly the nation's best wide receivers coach can't be retained at Michigan. The man responsible for developing Braylon Edwards, David Terrell, Mario Manning- ham, Jason Avant, Marquis Walk- er and Adrian Arrington can't have a job here? He has to have some legal grievance. Former offensive coordina- tor Mike DeBord: Sorry, Mike. I took the high road earlier, but you're fair game now. Your des- tination is an unexpected one: Ypsilanti's very own DdjisVu strip club. After waiting years before finally calling a great gameplan in your last game at the Capital One Bowl, you proved you could tease people for extended periods ' of time without ultimately giving them what they want. Thanks for nothing. - Bell can be reached at scotteb@umich.edu. No. 7 Michigan State and two at No. 2 Miami (Ohio) still looming, the Wolverines' four conference points this weekend should have ramifications in the final CCHA standings. "When you look at the schedule, Notre Dame doesn't have a top- four team to play the rest of the year. We're it for them, and then after that it's clear sailing," Beren- son said. "So this is huge for them, and it's huge for Michigan." By COLT ROSENSWEIG Daily Sports Writer If Terrelle Pryor wanted to see a tight competition ending in a Michi- gan victory, he should have been at Cliff Keen Arena Saturday night. Instead of watch- PENINSTATE 354.30 ing the MICHIGAN 356.95 basketball team lose to Iowa, he would have seen the Michigan men's gymnas- tics team pull off a dramatic come- from-behind upset of defending national champion Penn State. For the second year in a row, the Wol- verines beat the second-ranked Nit- tany Lions, 356.95-354.30. "I think we served notice on the NCAA gymnastics world that we'll be a force to be reckoned with," Michigan coach Kurt Golder said. Last weekend, Penn State posted an astronomical 358.50 while Mich- igan finished third at the Windy City Invitational. This weekend, Michigan's team score was tops in the nation. "Our house!" chanted the Michi- gan gymnasts before the sixth and final event, high bar. At Penn State's Rec Hall last season, Michigan pulled off a last-minute win - and the gymnasts, ahead by about a point, weren't about to let Penn State repay the favor. "Ourhouse!" And on high bar, Michigan secured the upset. Senior Dan Rais turned in one of the best routines of his life after a stress-filled week when he worried about his chances of even making the lineup. "Going into this meet, I felt like I had to prove myself," said Rais, who was left off the travel squad to Chicago. "It felt great after high bar. ... I've never felt that feeling. I was euphoric - it was amazing." Junior Joe Catrambone clinched the comeback with one of his own. A 0 6 Junior Joe Catrambone nailed his high- bar routine in Saturday's upset win. hit high-bar set would seal the win for Michigan, but the junior had struggled with competition routines for months. But on Saturday night, he swept through the event with the ease and power of his practice sets, clapping triumphantly as he finished and the crowd erupted. Catrambone's 15.4 was the best high bar score of the night. Catrambone thought Michigan's last surge built on senior co-captain Arren Yoshimura's strong paral- lel-bars set. "Everyone kept building on that and raising the scores up," Catrambone said. "Then we got to high bar and we just let it all out. They were the best high bar routines we've ever done." At the halfway point of the showdown between the Big Ten powers, heading into vault, Penn State had taken a lead of more than three points. But on vault, See GYMNASTICS, Page SB PayingA i 1-, i St Fo Loc-ti Life's Beter li North At r R M The OC O . 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