The~~~~~~~ -ciapil nsy~ ~ _M . _ . _7 -e __a _ 7N --Illvl- -I-- Wednesday, September 5, 2007 - The Michigan Daily CONT'D: The theories behind cheating other spheres of life. One wouldn't be surprised to find that the same brain circuits underlying drug addiction are responsible for academic dis- honesty. In fact, cheating in college has been linked to drug abuse, along with shoplifting, unethi- cal workplace behavior and not paying income taxes. The cheating study group creates a framework that gives primary and secondary impor- tance to the various factors that lead a student to cheat. As engineers are wont to do, they confine reality and common sense into fanciful but impres- sive flowcharts. A box labeled "peer behavior" is connected to another one labeled "frequency of temptation." A particularly intriguing result of their surveys was stu- dents' dissociation between belief and behavior. Most stu- dents find cheating morally reprehensible, but very few do anything about it when they see it. Some may approach the cheater directly, and 5 percent will ale write n H n d 70 perc rt the instructor. Some in the political science depart- ewspaper columns. And ment and the Ford School of Public Policy, wrote "The Evolution of Cooperation," in ow do you which he used computer mod- els to explore what happens iantify the to populations of cheaters and cooperators. Hv ffound that it didn't pay rlotives for to be too innocent, because groups of cheats could easily leCeption. move in and take over. However, groups of crooks would likewise cannibalize themselves. The ent do nothing. population would thus bounce QUOTES OF THE WEEK jThe word today is that an apparently unbeat- able ticket could be Hillary for president and Obama as her run- ning mate." - FIDEL CASTRO on how Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama should team up to win the 2008 presidential election. Robert Axelrod, a professor See CHEATING, Page11C If LIKE BILL MAHER? E-mail your own submissions for new rules on campus to thestatement oumich.edu. T-SHIRT PRINTERY A2'S FINEST & FASTEST PRINTED & EMBROIDERED "Door TEES, SWEATS, CAPS, TEAM SHIRTS, SHORTS UM PO#SACCEPTED-- --tALL FOR OUR LOW PRICE QUOTE .r5-DAY TURNAROUND 1002 PONTIAC TR TEL. 994-1367 s, adrianstshirts.eom lilA k P Rent Sale * Great Locatons! ,enter houses available * Professi'nal'management * 24 hr emergency alenante 734.995.9200 arpa o nlsswlsltemgrten, TALKING POINTS Three things you can talk about this week: 1. 200-yard spider webs 2. Larry Craig and not asking or telling 3. Intimidation charges And three things you can't: 1. The M.I.P. you got dur- ing Welcome Week 2. Owen Wilson 3. Bush's disappear- ing Cabinetr r B H M |BY TH E NU1MBERS YOUTUBE VIDEO OF THE WEEK The effectiveness of French sex ed In three minutes, to the tune of "Sugar Baby Love," a French com- munity service commercial does more to promote condom use than years of public school sexual edu- cation. The video follows a computer animated gay boy from the time that he's ostracized on the play- ground to the years he's exploring the dating field - using proper pro- tection. After passing up a gaggle of eye- batting girls, the boy finds first love in a sun-kissed surfer dude, then first lust and first rejection in a dance club Don Juan. Heartbroken and confused, our protagonist staggers through a series of eccentric trysts, each a disappointing, albeit, safe lesson in love. Butaftersomelacklustermachis- mo and deceptive rich old men, the boy finds a prince in the form of a dashing, convertible-driving doc- tor, illustrating the commercial's final message: Vivez assez long- temps pour trouver le bon. Protegez- vous. (Live long enough to find the one. Protectyourself.) - JESSICA VOSGERCHIAN See this and other YouTube videos of the week at youtube.com/user/michigandaily "I withdrew from the case because I was scared." - KAREN ETCHEBERY, a London call girl, on why she dropped assault charges against a nephew of Libyan president Moammar Qaddafi. "We're not getting too much new blood in the shrimp industry, so I guess we have to manufacture our own." - ED KEISEL, a Texan shrimp boat captain, after he delivered the premature baby of his boat's cook while out at sea. m Registration now open! Enfe+gy Day iing & Advanced Taskwondo September 19, 2007 t bvGran Mater wa Cong Part of Global Awareness We by Grand Master Hwa Chongo lack Belt Past President, -Scavenger Hunt- UnitedM tates 9 a.m, on the WebH kch of the Taekwondo Uion - Industry F~air- 'ear-1981 Executive Council, 7 m-3p.MsnHll The World f two US Taekwondo -- Poster Competition- ledallists .Federation12-2 p.m., Mason Hall Manager , Adjunct Lecturer, -Speaker Series & Panel Discussion is Games Dept. of Kinesiolog 5:30 p.m, Chesebrough Auditorium, Chrysle C I lLIVILJ riK I T UU I IIU Oberon Olympics - When you see those jerks in the corner house playing drinking games on their porch, do you think to yourself that you could annihilate them? Prove it once and for all by bring- ing home the gold in a street-wide competition of Kings, flip cup, beer pong and more. Throwing this party? Let us know. TheStotement@umich.edu WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE OF THE WEEK "Mary Sue Coleman" Mary Sue Coleman (born October 2,1943 in Kentucky) is the cur- rent president of the University of Michigan, having served since 2002. Coleman previously was president of the University of Iowa. She is a memberof the National Academy of Sciences' Institute of Medi- cine, and a Fellow of the American Association for the Advancement of Science and the American Academy of Arts and Sciences. She received her Bachelor of Arts degree in chemistry from Grinnell College and her Ph.D. in biochemistry from the University of North Carolina. Coleman also serves on the Board of Directors of Johnson & Johnson and Meredith Corporation. Coleman followed her predecessor Lee Bollinger in supporting affirmative action programs at Michigan. In November 2006, the Michigan Civil Rights Initiative passed by a 16-percent margin, result- ing in a constitutional amendment banningaracial preference in admis- sions and hiring. Coleman has since stated she intends to challenge the initiative and any potential implications it may have for the university and its diversity. According to the Chronicle of Higher Education's annual survey on executive compensation in public universities, Coleman is the fifth- highest paid university president of public universities in the nation. The odds that a person is born with autism Percentage increase of the incidence of autism during the 1990s. Autism is the fastest growing developmental disability. Times that autism is more common in males. Learn self-defense and Olympic- style fighting Improve conditioning and flexibility Teaching Martial Arts at UM since 1968 Register online at wwmumich.edu /~umove Taekwondo 1- 5- 6 PM Tue, Thu CCRB- Rm#: 2275 Taekwondo II- 6- 7 PM Tue, Thu CCRB- Rm#: 2275 Also see www.umich.edul-umtkd for more information For more information, please visit: www.mmpei.umich.edu/energyday/ E Odd. Y Children J I, i