2B - November 12, 2007 The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com 4 Entering the No Spin Zone, Michigan style I The Michigan football team looked awful Saturday. There's no way to spin that. But it seems like everything else is getting spun every which way but where it should be these days. How should some of the events from v Michigan's loss SCOTT to Wisconsin BELL and the trends surrounding this team make you feel? I'll do my best Bill O'Reilly impression (minus the sexual harassment lawsuits) and turn Fort Schembechler into ano spin zone. MICHIGAN SITS MIKE HART AND TAKES A LOT OF CAUTION WITH CHAD HENNE AFTER JUST TWO DRIVES. The positive spin: The two stayed (relatively) healthy and didn't get hurt worse than they already were. Carlos Brown, Bran- don Minor and Ryan Mallett also got more valuable game experi- ence. The negative spin: Um, Michi- gan lost? The passing game is about 900 percent worse with Mallett at the helm than with a hobbled Henne under center. At this point, anyone who cheered when Mallett came in for Henne in the Oregon game should have their season tickets revoked and their heads examined. Hart's absence not only leaves a gaping hole in the running game, but also in the huddle. The real deal: Hart wanted to play, I'm sure of it (and everyone who saw him begging Carr to get in on Saturday is, too). But sitting him out wasn't based solely on hubris - the team knows if it wants to beat Ohio State, it will need a Biakabatuka-esque performance out of Hart. That's much more likely if he's quasi-healthy instead of hobbling around on a bad ankle. As for Henne, his injury is simply a lot worse than manythought. The move to sit the two stars was good for the longterm, but obviously the deleterious short- term effects were felt Saturday. And screw the game experi- ence excuse - we're at a point in the season where winning needs to be top option and must trump player development by quite a bit. RYAN MALLETT GOES 11-OF-36. HE STRUGGLES EARLY AND LATE, BUT HELPS MICHIGAN COME BACK IN THE EARLY STAGES OF THE FOURTH QUARTER. The positive spin: Mallett is gaining loads of experience for next year. He's seen action in nearly half of the games this season and has shown flashes of solid play. He's also picking up confidence for the next few years when this team is his. The negative spin: For every flash of greatness, there are about 10 bolts of awfulness. Mallett looked terrible, save for talented players around him making him look good at certain times. The real deal: Mallett is really struggling. Yes, he's a freshman, but he's now played in a handful of games and doesn't get the "I'm a freshman" free pass anymore. He simply can't keep tryingto act like Vince Young or Michael Vick out there anymore. The only real positive his poor play might bring is it could bring him back down to Earth a bit. Confidence is great, but in small doses. The onlythings Mallett seems to be taking in small doses are shots of success. OHIO STATE LOSES TO ILLINOIS. MICHIGAN'S LOSS TO WISCONSIN IS ESSENTIALLY ERASED, CONSIDERING THE BUCKEYES ARE ONCE AGAIN TIED WITH THE WOLVERINES. The positive spin: Doesn't take much spinning - Michigan still has a shot at an outright Big Ten Title thanks to its rival's stumble Saturday night. It erases a pretty dismal performance, and as many of the players pointed out after Michigan's loss, "the prize is still out there." The negative spin: Ohio State's performance shouldn't matter. Michigan had a golden oppor- tunity and completely choked. Had the Wolverines taken care of business against, let's face it, a mediocre Wisconsin team, they would have clinched a share of the Big Ten Title they talked so much about ever since losing their first two games. The real deal: This week is still Ohio State week. It's still for the Big Ten Title, it's still for a shot at the Rose Bowl and, most impor- tant, it's still for bragging rights. Sure it sucks that Michigan doesn't have a shot to knock off an unde- feated Buckeye squad, and ending 9-3 isn't quite as storybook as win- ning its last 10 games. But come on: It's Ohio State. - Bell can be reached at scotteb@umich.edu. T H E O R I G I N A L 512 E. William (7341) 663-3379 LIMITED TIME OFFER For Our Friends at The U CUSTOMER APPRECIATION Lunch Buffet M-F 11-2pm $2 OFF our Lunch Buffet With Beverage Included Just Present Your U of M I.D. Offer Expires: 11/30/2007 I " StudentUniverse.com I Foow the signs to agreat career at Ernst & Young, Trying to decide which way to take your career? At Ernst & Young, you'll gain invaluable experience delivering quality services to . world-class clients. And with each new challenge, you'll take another step towards a great future. So join a team where all signs point to your growth and success... and keep moving in the right direction. Visit us at ey.com/us/careers and our Facebook.co group. FORTUNE"" 100 BEST COMPANIES6 TO WORK FOR C- #25 on the list. O 2007 ERNST &YoUsNo LLP Quality In Everything We Do i Ig