2 - Tuesday, October 9, 2007 MONDAY: UESD WEDNESDAY: In Other Ivory Towers Arbor Anecdotes Explained A gift of leftover lager Last weekend, three strangers broke Blue" and w into our apartment, placed our kitchen See something that embodies the The drive ho chairs upside down on our table and Ann Arbor or University of Michi- AT were chatting in our kitchen but ran gan experience? E-mail submis- out when my roommates got home. sions to grossman@michigandaily. The fri Nothing was stolen, but we found a six ______. __The______r pack of Wolverine beer in the kitchen. After googling the beer to make sure can handle mom and dad and their One night it wasn't fake, we drank it. ducklings decked out inred giving ine at about 3 a It's an amazing lager. looks. with orang( SAST-A COMPRrE The last time I wandered into m drivewa THURSDAY: Before You Were Here FRIDAY: The Extremist' A friendly face in an unfriendly town I have a special relationship with Toledo-specifically,theCrackerBar- rel near the Ohio Turnpike. Because I rarely fly home to Washington, D.C., the drive has become a bit of a ritual. Sporting a Michigan hoodie in that Cracker Barrel always draws looks. They're furtive, quick, passive, but they're there. The, waitresses smile a little too hard, but the food is hot and the coffee decent. I can handle this. I faithful half-diner-half-kitch-ped- dlig establishment, I was feeling horrible. Hung over, bleary-eyed and exhausted. I had nine hours to go. The looks, the looks were there, and I wasn't in the mood. I should have taken off that hoodie before heading in. The food didn't help. I was starting to get simply pissed at the world and all the people in that greasy spoon. You don't know me! I love Ohio! My family is from Ohio! As I made my way out, a grizzled man sitting at a table by the doorturned to me, revealing the oldest Michigan shirt I have ever seen. He growled "Go u vwy. The next poster taped the cat's des ous night. So I calle message. I'd for several d A few day poster taped advertising on to say th striped. I found m explanation events, butI deserves its inked. I nodded, relieved. me wasn't so bad. NDREWSARGUS KLEIN isky feline t I came home from work .m. and there was a cat e stripes sitting in my day, I found a lost cat on my mailbox matching scription from the previ- d the number and left a didn't hear anything back ays. ys later, there was a new d over the old one. 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On-campus subscriptnion lemiare $3Sbscipionsmustbe prepaid.TheMichiganDaiyisamemberof The AssociatedPressand The Associated CollegiatePress. CRIME NOTES CAMPUS EVENTS & NOTES Man taken into custody for indecent exposure WHAT: A man was appre- hended by the Ann Arbor Police Department after a caller reported he was fondling himself late Saturday night and early Sunday morning. The Department of Public Safety canceled a crime alert issued last Thursday in connection to the case. DPS is still seek- ing witnesses and encourag- ing them to call'the Criminal Investigation Unit at (734) 763- 3434 with information. Laptop left on car stolen WHERE: Parking lot, 1305 N. University Ave. WHEN: Sunday at about 10 p.m. WHAT: A student's laptop was stolen after she left the com- puter unattended on the hood of her car for about an hour, DPS reported. The laptop was valued at about $1,000. Wallet stolen from CCRB WHERE: Central Campus Recreation Building WHEN: Sunday at about 7 p.m. WHAT: A student's wallet was stolen while he was playing basketball, DPS reported. The wallet contained $100 in cash and a credit card. Man'escorted from hospital WHERE: University Hospital WHEN: Sunday at about 3:45 a.m. WHAT: A man not affiliated with the University was given a warning for trespassing in the building, DPS reported. Poetry reading WHAT: American and Brit- ish poet Anne Stevenson will read new work. WHO: Institute for Humani- ties WHEN: Today from noon to be available to answer ques- tions about a career in foreign. affairs. WHO: The Career Center WHEN: Today from 5 to 6:30 p.m. WHERE: Room 1120, Weill Hall 0330 p.m. WHERE: Room 2022, 202 S. Thayer St. prospective Classical music Army dentists concert WHAT: A free concert fea- turing pieces by Mozart, Tchaikovsky and Haydn WHO: University Philharmo- nia Orchestra WHEN: Today at 8 p.m. WHERE: Hill Auditorium Info session on State Dept. jobs WHAT: State Department diplomats and interns will WHAT: Army representa- tives will be presenting infor- mation about scholarships to dental school and answering questions from the audience. WHO: Pre-Dental Associa- tion WHEN: Today from 6 to 7:30 p.m. WHERE: Room G550, School of Dentistry CORRECTIONS " Please report any error in the Daily to correc- tions@michigandaily.com. A Brooklyn, N.Y. high school banned students from wearing costumes on Halloween after a student came to school dressed as Adolf Hitler last year, the New York Post reported. The same student intends to dress up anyway - as Jesus. ABC created a sitcom based on the popular Geico insurance cave- men commercials. >>FOR MORE, SEE ARTS, PAGE5 A Nebraska state sena- tor filed a lawsuit against God last week for causing "widespread death, destruc- tion and terrorization of mil- lions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants," The Asso- ciated Press reported. "God" responded to Ernie Chambers (D-Omaha) through a Corpus Christi law office. He claims that the Omaha District Court lacks jurisdiction. Start Your Career in Accountng * Free coffee Free bagels Free newspapers Free WI-FI How's that for starters? The AAUM is rolling out the welcome mat for you at Welcome Wednesdays! Feed your caffeine addiction with Starbucks coffee, grab a bagel and the paper, and check your email. All for free at the Alumni Center. You can also learn about the programs we offer, like career mentors, inCircle (the U-M social networking site) and free business cards. Or pick up a free blue book for your next exam. 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