2A - Wednesday, October 3, 2007 MONDAY: In Other Ivory Towers The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com TUESDAY: Arbor Anecdotes WEDNESDAY: THURSDAY: Explained Before You Were Here FRIDAY: The Extremist Red light, green light There's something satisfy- ing about pressing that button at the crosswalk. Whether it takes five seconds or a min- ute to change the traffic signal from green to red, it's natural to enjoy the feeling of control over the world. In some cities, though, the buttons are a sham. In New York City, more than 2,500 of the 3,250 crosswalk buttons don't work. LSA junior Kelli Meulenbelt said she fears that Ann Arbor's crosswalk buttons are also non- functional. "I don't think they really work," she said. "At Hill and Washtenaw, I push them and they don't really do anything." Which raises a question phi- losophers have pondered for millenia: Are we really in con- trol? Or is it just an illusion? CRIME NOTES In hospital, woman spits at boyfriend WHERE: University Hospital WHEN: Monday at about 10:40 a.m. WHAT: After a couple started arguing, the woman spit in her boyfriend's face, the Depart- ment of Public Safety reported. Neither was affiliated with the University. Deliveryman crashes into South Quad door WHERE: South Quad WHEN: Monday at about 9:20 a.m. WHAT: A male University employee driving a delivery truck called to report that he backed his truck into a door at the South Quad loading dock, DPS reported. The damage was estimated at $500. Pat Cawley, Ann Arbor's city project manager, said almost all of the city's crosswalk buttons work at any given time. "Most of our buttons are in pretty good condition," he said. Mike Bergren, the city's assistant field operations man- ager, said in an e-mail message that the city repair cross- walk devices the same day it receives a complaint. Main- tenance workers repair about three buttons per month, he said. "We would like to say that all of the approximately 287 push- buttons located on our 77 actu- ated signals are in operating order," he said. All crosswalk devices are controlled by a central system monitor, which regulates traf- fic flow depending on the time of day and the season. At most intersections, pressing the crosswalk button inserts the walk phase into the system, which causes the walk signal to appear once the current traffic cycle has completed. But when that's not fast enough, many students ignore the crosswalk buttons and rely on luck or their car-dodging abilities. LSA junior Mike Vickers said he normally files in with the rest of students that cross without a signal. LSA junior Drew Davidhizar said he does the same. "I never push them," he said, "I just jaywalk like everyone else in Ann Arbor." E.J. HORSTMAN Have a campus mystery you want the Daily to solve? E-mail hchris@umich.edu. 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One wastaken to the of Social Work Buildi hospital's psychiatric wing. I The other was released. Dog bite victime Talk on lib economics taken to hospital intro- d to the ,Science Theme iinese 11 a.m. 4, School WHAT: An annual perfor- mance by the University's organ program with students of Prof. Marilyn Mason and Prof. James Kibbie WHO: School of Music WHEN: Today at 4 p.m. WHERE: Hill Auditorium ing Forum on faith rary philosophy Ann Coulter, a conserva- tive pundit and Univer- sity Law School alum, bashed the new sales taxes and income tax increase in Michigan's new budget in a speech at Cleary University yesterday, The Ann Arbor News reported. Star Michigan wide receiver Mario Man- ningham has been sus- pended from Saturday's game against Eastern Michigan. >>FOR MORE, SEE SPORTS, PAGE8A The owners of the New York Knicks basketball franchise and Madison Square Garden were ordered yesterday to pay $11.6 million to a former employee who was sexually harassed by team coach Isiah Thomas. Thomas, though, doesn't have to pay any damages. WHERE: University Hospital WHEN: Monday at about 7:25 p.m. WHAT: Police helped a woman who was bit by a dog at her home in Washtenaw County get to the hospital, DPS reported. 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