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A dollar worth leaving behind PROTEST IN MANDALAY

One of many horrible aspects of
Sunday is doing the laundry you've
been meaning to do since Monday.
That's the situation my roommate
Nora and I found ourselves in after
returning from a late South Quad
brunch two days ago. Discussing
our fiscalsituation -neither one of
us had Entree Plus, and Iowed her
a dollar - we were both surprised
to see a dollar bill lying in the dirt
outside, blowing in the wind. As
soon as our hands reached for it,
though, we both stopped.
A gross, brown, substance had
been folded inside the bill. We
looked at each other and decided
together that whatever that was
wasn't a load of wash. A minute
later, though, another dollar bill
- unfolded - appeared to our
left, wafting open with what we
suddenly realized was poop. Yes,
someone had wiped his ass with
two dollar bills, and was prob-
ably watching us at that very
moment. a
But neither Nora or I were wor-

riedaboutbeingwatched. She said,
"Well, that one's not that bad...",
I visualized myself standing
over the communal bathroom
sink, prodding the dollar with a
pencil and soap to rinse out the
fecal matter. Fortunately, we again
came upon the simultaneous real-
ization that we all have limits.
SARAH LYNNE THELEN

As I squeezed through the
arcade of art rocker types I heard
an effete young man with a pom-
padour proclaim: "I want to dig a
trench and put myself in it."
Someone exhaled a sympathet-
ic puff of smoke, but I had walked
too far to hear a response.
ABIGAIL COLODNER

An incident of me taieofne
Ann Arhor a n stmaized out door

at Ambrosia
I was taking a detour down
Maynard Street, dodging a
car coming out of the parking
structure and about to pass the
actively hipster Ambrosia Caf6.
The sidewalk outside was lined
on both sides by patrons of the
coffee shop - they looked like
a fair representative sample of
Ann Arbor's less-generic youth
culture.

I noticed people stopping
outside my house to look at it. I
thought maybe something was
wrong with the house, but when
they kept moving on, I stopped
thinking about it.
But then a man stopped in front
of my house and actually took
a photo of it. Who takes photos
of other people's houses? Then I
remembered the huge block'M'AP P
painted over the doorway of my Myanmar Buddhist monks walk on the street during a pro-
maize and blue house. test against the military government in Mandalay, Myan-
ANGELA CESERE mar's second largest city yesterday. As many as 100000
anti-government protesters marched.

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CRIME NOTES
Students warned Female harassed
after lighting over e-mail
firecrackers WHERE: Bursley Hall
WHEN: Sunday at about 10:45
WHERE: Elbel Field p.m.
WHEN: Tuesday at about 3:30 WHAT: A female University
a.m. student said she was harassed
WHAT: Three male University over e-mail by a male unaf-
students were warned after filiated with the University,
lighting firecrackers on Uni- DPS reported. The victim told
versity property, the Depart- police the suspect was not her
ment of Public Safety reported. boyfriend but that she knew
There had been no complaints him.
from the public about the stu-
dents, but DPS officers heard m
the firecrackers while driving nother walet
nearby. left alone, stolen
Men arrested for

CAMPUS EVENTS & NOTES

Sukkot,
Paganism talk
WHAT: A lecture led by
Rabbi Nathan Martin about
Sukkot and Paganism
WHO: Hillel
WHEN: Today from 7 to 8
p.m.
WHERE: Mandell L. Berman
Center, 1429 Hill St.

Community
outreach group
meeting
WHAT: A Weekly Corre-
spondence Assisting Recov-
ery meeting
WHO: WeCARe, which links
'U' students with local resi-
dents who are at risk, like fos-
ter children and the elderly
WHEN: Today at 7 p.m.
WHERE: Palmer Commons

Law school reps
discussion Figure drawing

A man used a crossword
puzzle in the Boston
Globe's Sunday magazine
to propose marriage,The Asso-
ciated Press reported. Aric
Egmont, a Cambridge, Mass.,
resident, asked the Globe to
make a special puzzle, and the
puzzle writers agreed.
Mike Hart notched his
23rd 100-yard game
on Saturday, marking
a school record. But Hart is
closing in on an even more
hallowed one: the school's
all-time rushing record. SFOR
MORE, SEE PAGE 9
Marcel Marceau, the
mime master, has died.
tn obituaries, he has been
memorialized for such feats
as transforming silence into
poetry. The Frenchman was
84.

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WHERE: Thompson Carport
WHEN: Sunday at about 3 p.m.
WHAT: Two men unaffili-
ated with the University were
arrested for smoking mari-
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WHERE: Central Campus
Recreation Building
WHEN: Tuesday at 1:15 a.m.
WHAT: A male University
student reported that his wal-
let was stolen during a game of
basketball, DPS reported. The
wallet contained $100 and credit
cards. The victim left the wallet
unattended for two hours.

WHAT: An informational
discussion led by law school
admissions officers from Bos-
ton College, Loyola-Chicago,
California-Santa Clara and
the University of San Diego
WHO: LSA Academic Advis-
ing
WHEN: Today from 7 to 8:30
p.m.
WHERE: Angell Hall, Audi-
torium C

sessions
WHAT: An opportunity for
artists to draw live figures
WHO: Arts on the Hill
WHEN: Today from 8 to 9
p.m.
WHERE: Alice Lloyd Hall
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