2 - Tuesday, April 10, 2007 The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com PASTRY PASS-OFF Here's a little ditty On Saturday night - a cold, Seesomethingth quiet evening before Easter - I ies the Ann Arbor, was in Mitch's checking out the sity of Michigan ex drink specials and some 40- E-mail submission something guy named Jerry man@michigandai playing live music. The music was your typical It was almost like bar fare of Journey and Oasis comic get heckled. covers. I don't think anyone was The best part was* particularly surprised when just went into a dif John Cougar Mellencamp's after the incident, spa "Jack and Diane" came on. pain of listening to1 What was surprising, half of the Mellencam though, was when a (likely DAVE ME intoxicated) patron tried to grab the microphone to sing A lesson in along with Jerry. Instead of ignoring the sharing drunk, Jerry stopped singing and stared at the guy. While I was stand Then Jerry punched him in of the Diag Party S the arm. night on a recentv The guy looked as though scruffy man sitting o nothing had happened. After he walk asked me whatt walked away, Jerry mumbled I pulled out my cell something about how he hated told him the time. when people thought they could The man then ask perform. could use my phone. CAMPUS EVENTS & NOTES hatembod- or Univer- perience?. s to gross- ily.com. watching a when Jerry ferent song ring me the the second np song. KELBURG ling outside hoppe one weekend, a tn the side- time it was. I phone and ed me if he I let him. ANGtLA CtSERE/Daily LSA Junior Kyle Zimmerman of Campus Crusade for Christ hands Engineering freshman Nirmish Singla a box of a dozen Krispy Kreme donoughts in front of the Michigan Union Monday afternoon. Group members gave out 160 boxes to passersby. Other group members gave out doughnuts on South University Avenue. CRIME NOTES Drunken man I questioned my decision for a moment. But soon enough the man fin- ished his conversation with his friend about when the friend was going to come pick him up and my phone was securely in my pocket. A couple streets away - the incident behind me - I pulled out my phone again to call my friend Megan. Megan's number wasn't saved in my phone so I called the first number listed in my recent calls. It wasn't Megan. "Wait! You're not Megan," I said. "Put Meganonthe phone!" "What the fuck is going on? Who the fuck is this?" said the man on the other end of the phone. The angry, deep-voiced man said he wasn't going to put Megan on the phone. He was on his way to meet a friend outside of the Diag Party Shoppe. JESSICA VOSGERCHIAN T HR EE T HINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW TODAY A woman was arrested Sunday for offering two people $500 to kidnap her 2-year-old son from his father, KENS 5 Eyewitness News in San Antonio reported. The kidnappers responded to an ad in the woman's MySpace.com profile. A New York City couple who is moving to Arizo- na today has hired a cab driver for the move, The Asso- ciate Press reported. They plan on taking the cab the entire 2,400 mile trip. The driver is charging a $3,000 flat rate plus gas, food and lodging. Former men's basketball assistant coach Mike Jack- son rejoined the Michigan coaching staff yesterday as new coach John Beilein's first assis- tant. sOFOR MORE, SEE SPORTS PAGE9 C 4C idiian Baily 413 E. 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