The Michigan Daily - michigandyaily.com Wednesday, March 7, 2007 - 5A News, meet comedy F or better or worse, "The Daily Show with Jon Stew- art" has become the voice of a generation and "The Colbert Report" is that voice's smartass best friend. Comedy Central's duo has blown up in the past year and everyone from slacker college students to ultra-liberal Hollywood types loves to shower the duo with praise. And for good rea- son: Stewart and Colbert MICHAEL consistently put out intel- PASSMAN ligent, funny shows - unlike most of their late-night talk-show counterparts. But while the blue states love to half-joke about a Stewart and Col- bert presidential ticket, most fail to realize that the televised politi- cal comedy landscape isn't limited to Comedy Central's 11 p.m.-to-12 a.m. weeknight block. The most recent addition to the political comedy arena, "The 1/2 Hour News Hour," premiered two weeks ago. A red-state rebuttal of sorts to Stewart and Colbert, "The 1/2 Hour News Hour" is right-wing political humor in the form of a weekly news show that resembles "Weekend Update" on "Saturday Night Live." Loyal Daily readers may have noticed that we didn't review "The 1/2 Hour News Hour." For those of you who were saddened to see that 500 words on the Republican "Daily Show" didn't grace our fine publication, I'll give you my five- word review: The show is fucking terrible. Sitting through the arduous half hour is painful like nothing else on television. "The 1/2 Hour News Hour" suffers from poor writing, horrible execution and a tragic laugh track. Once and a while, the show appears to tap into somethingwith moderate comedic potential, but it's quickly squan- dered by poor execution. Although the show is painfully unfunny, the most objectionable aspect has nothing to do with its crappy material. While "The Daily Show" and "The Colbert Report" air on Comedy Central, "The 1/2 Hour News Hour" airs on the Fox News Channel, an actual news network. Does anyone else see a problem with this? How can you claim to be a legitimate 24-hour news network when a promi- nent Sunday evening timeslot is occupied by an openly slanted right-wing "comedy" show? The issue isn't just that it's on a news network. The show is intentionally counteracting another network's left-wing comedy show and airs on a news network. Rupert, I don't know what your people told you, but "The Daily Show" isn't on MSNBC, it's actually on Comedy Central. Not all of the non-Comedy Cen- tral news comedies are this loath- some. Case in point: HBO's "Real Time with Bill Maher," which airs on Friday nights at 11:00 p.m. dur- ing a few multi-week runs every year. "Real Time" isn't a new show - it debuted in 2003 shortly after ABC cancelled "Politically Incor- rect with Bill Maher" following comments from Maher that the network deemed inappropriate in the wake of Sept.t11- but the show hasn't garnered the attention most quality HBO original pro- gramming does. "Real Time" typically consists of a short opening monologue from Maher, a satellite interview with a relevant political voice, an in-studio panel discussion and a closing monologue called "New Rules." The bulk of the show is occupied by the panel discus- sion where three guests discuss relevantctopics with Maher. The panel discussion is usually the most entertaining portion of the show, but, interesting enough, out- side of the satellite interview, the panel discussion is the least come- dic aspect of "Real Time." Sure, Maher and the panelists crack jokes here or there, but the show's most redeeming value comes from the debates between Maher and Models to actors: Stop hogging the covers. his guests. The real difference between what Maher is doing on HBO and what Stewart and Colbert are doing on Comedy Central is that the Comedy Central shows are comedies with a political slant, but "Real Time" is a news show with a comedic edge. "Real Time" may not get the laughs Stewart and Colbert do, but the Comedy Cen- tral guys can't touch the conversa- tion depth each episode of "Real Time" reaches. The distinction between Maher and the Comedy Central guys is demonstrated by the interview guests the shows attract. Jon Stewart is able to get almost any- one on his show because his pseu- do-interviews are almost always non-threatening. Conversely, Maher doesn't let his guests off the hook, souit's more difficult for him to lure in big names. "The 1/2 Hour News Hour" is hardly rel- evant, let alone not funny. Stewart and Colbert maybe the news source of choice for those frustrated with the current politi- cal climate, but "Real Time" takes the news aspect of the news com- edy to another level. Plus, "Real Time" is on HBO, so they can say "fuck," and that's always fun. - E-mail Passman at mpass@umich.edu. The 'Fire' stillyi burns 'NEW BIBLE' A WORTHY FOLLOW-UP TO 1 VAUNTED DEBUT By MATT EMERY Daily Arts Writer Arcade Fire became a household name when Funeral slowly crept its way into the indie- rock VIP lounge in 2004: The * album wasn't a wall of sound, it was a Fucking-Great-Wall- * Arcade Fire sur of-China Sound. So many instruments and so much Arcade Fire The opene energy were packed into a band's depart single album, despite being Neon Bible introduction t produced in the wake of the Merge ry backgroun deaths of several band mem- siren-like gui ber's loved ones - hence the of old has not title. With a single album (and a debut, at that), section gives Arcade Fire became the "it" band of the year. depressing lyr Then lead singer Win Butler announced / Show me w Neon Bible months before its release. track is dema It's the album that required its own special ideas to come. website, complete with full lyrics weeks before The title tr the release date; the album that demanded its sent the albu own telephone line, which gave fans the chance ty, it's oversh to speak with the band; the album recorded grandiose "In mainly in a Montreal church, complete with first dose of pipe organ; the album that followed a so-called Neon Bible's masterpiece, one regarded as the best of the suite "Wake U new millennium by critics; the album with beauty, coupl unreasonable expectations, hype and pressures to-Earth orga usually reserved for curing terminal illnesses. tar riffs care Surprisingly, Neon Bible is a dark epic. The dark lyrics gl band spends an ample amount of time mull- "Working for ing over the depression that has encompassed dies / You ta America and the world, including the chance keep it inside. of world war, problems within the Church and other son the most dreaded of all: MTV. Some of the dis- Noise" cuts d cussions are urgent and immediately gripping. favor of a res Some border on campy and childish, leaving piano and a behind an inconsistent trail of a few orgasmic christ Televi tracks, a number of listenable - but surely parents in th mind-blowing live - tracks and a few outright pletely forget stinkers. but she don't RISE TO THE TOP: HOW ARCADE FIRE HAVE BECOME SO DAMN POPULAR 1.The band kicks out the bestlive show out there. If you have to pawn your soul for tickets, do it. Imagine motorcycle helmets, Rgine Chassagne playing a hurdy gurdy and "Napoleon Dynamite"-lookalike guitarist Richard Reed Parry beingswarmed in the middle of the audience. And that'sojust the first10 minutes. 2.Its style dwarfs all competitors. Only Arcade Fire can pull off playing harps, xylophones, violins, violas, electric guitars, organs, pianos, mandolins, French horns and accordions and still make itlsound soul scorching, deeply impassioned and without a touch of lunacy. 3. The best acts of today are in love with the band. U2 and Coldplay's Chris Martin herald Arcade Fire as one oftthe best bands performing today. David Byrne attended a number of their early gigs. David Bowie insisted on releasing alive compilation with them on iTunes. Who's next - Mick Jagger? Thom Yorke? Jesus? vived the brutal hype machine of indie rock with Neon Bible, their sophomore release. r, "Black Mirror," signals the ure from all things Funeral. The hunders ominously against drea- d percussion met with warning- tar plucks. But their grand sound left, and an overwhelming string way to frontman Win' Butler's rics: "Mirror, mirror, on the wall here them bombs will fall." The nding, setting the tone for darker ack is a peculiar choice to repre- m. Though gorgeous in its subtle- adowed by the louder and overly tervention." Emphasized by the church organ, "Intervention" is equivalent to Funeral's feature p." The track is astonishing in its ed with the God-has-returned- an concordance and fleeting gui- of Richard Reed Parry. Win's ow despite the awful undertones: the Church while your family ke what they give you / And you gs aren't as realized. "Ocean of own the large Arcade sound in erved rainy day track, with dull n empty-room-echo feel. "Anti- sion Blues" characterizes pushy e MTV generation, but it's com- table as Win quips, "My girl's 13, act her age / She can sing like a bird in a cage." "Windowsill" is the most glaring attack on the United States, its lyrics ranging from harsh ("World War III, when are you coming for me?") to downright rubbish ("Don't wanna fight in a holy war / Don't want the salesmen knocking at my door / I don't wanna live in America no more"). No one is safe from the tirade as Win quietly sings, "MTV, what have you done to me?" Though the song is lyrically dull, something remains affecting in the lines: "Why is the night so still? / Why did I take the pill? / Because I don't wanna see it at my win- dowsill!" Though "No Cars Go" appeared on the band's original EP, the track returns in even finer form. For anyone who has seen the song performed live, complete with motorcycle hel- mets and drumming on virtually anything in stick range, the new version competes wonder- fully. An added string section tangled with an even more hair-raising chanting section makes the track a masterpiece. Following an album like Funeral is awfully tough, but Neon Bible does well despite its fal- tering midsection. Even though the album will undoubtedly melt Levis live, the album doesn't dwarf the current indie scene like its predeces- sor did. From such a young band with limitless tal- ent, surely greater efforts are still to come - some possibly greater than the group's sterling debut and its solid follow-up. un iversity un ions- almost as good as [have everyone meet at our place.] M University SUnions To play: Complete the grid so that ev A'Pocket' full of well-tempered electronica By CAITLIN COWAN Daily Arts Writer Great electronica is difficult to craft. When it's too simplistic and detached it sounds like elevator music. ***'% When it's need- lessly complex it AIr sounds geeky and self-serving. The Pocket ability to strike a Symphony balance between Astralwerks these two extremes to cre- ate something beautiful and endur- ing often proves frustrating. Unless you're one half of the French duo Air. Since the release of their 1998 masterpiece, Moon Safari, Jean- Benoit Dunckel and Nicolas Godin have received consistent acclaim for their unique take on electroni- ca. While the albums that followed never quite matched the unparal- leled beauty and grandeur of their elusive first release, they remain an innovative musical force. Previous albums like 10,000 Hz Legend, Talkie Walkie and Moon Safari were filled with serene, untouchable and far-out experi- mentation, but Pocket Symphony carefully hovers just outside the atmosphere. In a way, Pocket Sym- phony is a meditation on one theme and one decidedly middle-of-the- road sound. And they pull it off. The album is slick and stream- lined, like a chrome bullet coming toward your head in slow motion. This is aesthetic electronica. Pock- et Symphony is more somber and mature than some of Air's other work, but with guest vocalists Jar- vis Cocker and Neil Hannon and producer Nigel Godrich (Radio- head, Beck), the album succeeds in treading a fine line between artistry and accessibility The opener "Space Maker" is definitive, firmly introducing the album. Thick, undulating synth seeps out from under the hollow woodblock percussion echoing throughout, setting the tone for this stony, spacey album. The first single "Once Upon a Time" follows, rolling on the waves of an undulating piano line. On "One Hell of a Party" Dunckel evokes "the burnt-out husk of the morning" while Godin plays the koto in the background, a Japanese string instrument he learned spe- cifically for the album. The Japa- nese influence surfaces again on the aptly titled "Mer du Japon," on which Godin plays the koto as well as the shamisen. The crashing sound of waves on the shore gives way to ethereal vocals and carpets of churning synth beats. The portentous "Redhead Girl" sounds almost dated, like some kind of a cosmic throwback or the score to a 1980s episode of "Rain- bow Brite." "Lost Message" feels similarly passe, but its dream-like sound somehow ends up charming: Instead of a burnt-out husk, this sounds like a space treasure from the future. The bubbline "Left Bank" and Air's electronica and cheese: both age well. l 5 "Somewhere Between Waking and - Sleeping," on which Hannon sings,j provide some of the most effective and introspective moments on the album: "There is a place that I have seen / Somewhere between waking and sleeping/ Now I can almost see / Figures upon the shore ... Where are you taking me?" The musicbox-like closer "Night Sight" establishes itself and its pur- pose from the first sparkling second as "Space Maker" did in the album's opening. While it lacks the epic highs and lows of some of the duo's previous work, sandwiched between Pocket Symphony's overture and finale are 10 of the most fully realized songs Air has crafted. 2 8 6I 5 TIi 7[98 3 9 8 Q 5 t9 0ain~o