The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com Tuesday, March 6, 2007 - 5 He's in psychoville, and Finkle's the mayor. Overwrought psycho- ' thriller doesn't add up Clipse takes over The Blind Pig on Sunday night. By ELIE ZWIEBEL Daily Arts Writer It's a common thought process when reading a new novel to put ourselves or peo- ple we know into the role ofvarious characters. Only in "The Number Th 23," when Wal- Number 23 ter Sparrow (Jim Carrey, "Eternal At Quality16 Sunshine of the and Showcase Spotless Mind") New Line receives a book about a detec- tive's slip into paranoia and dementia, he begins to think he is the book's protago- nist. There is an uncomfortable amount of parallels between himself and the main character, and they all have to do with the number 23. It appears in relation to every- thing and everyone, from Spar- row's address to the date he met his wife to the parking space he just so happens to see outside of a window. Characters in Sparrow's mental version of the book even appear as the people in his normal life, most notably his blonde wife (Virginia Madsen, "Sideways") turned sultry, nymphomaniacal femme fatale. After a while, though, these coincidences go from being potentially creepy to forced and pointless. With "Number 23," Director Joel Schumacher ("The Phan- tom of the opera") has bitten off more than he can chew, spending so much time dabbling in various themes of paranoia thathe forgets to make a provocative thriller- mystery. Set in motion by a series of coincidences revolving around a stray dog, you might think the film's about fate. Not necessarily. After Sparrow's too-vivid read- ing of a novel, you might think it's about insanity. Not necessarily. Considering the novel's detective plot, you might think it's about murder. Again - not necessarily. "23" ends up being some com- bination of all three when a thorough examination of just one would have sufficed. Schum- acher's not up to the challenge and the film ends up clouded, its themes reduced to superficial plot twists. Carrey, though initially step- ping into his familiar role as a nice guy with mental issues, eventually brings something new to his schtick. Sparrow could be easily mistaken for "Eternal Sun- shine's" Joel Barish - a perfectly nice guy, meek and romantically melancholy. But once Carrey appears as the novel's suave and A no-go, but it's about time for Carrey's dark side. sado-masochistic Fingerling, he allows a glimpse into his darker, pseudo-Goth side. And it's actu- ally believable. When Sparrow finally goes completely crazy, Carrey channels his former comic alter-egos into a serious depic- tion of the mentally deranged and emotionally unbalanced. But even Carrey's satisfactory acting isn't enough to make this psychological mystery interest- ing. Sparrow eventually plunges into both the novel's mystery and his own descent into number- driven lunacy. As the mystery wraps up and Sparrow's paranoia winds down, the film's conclusion is so obvious that its poster (a full-face shot of an ominous Carrey) could give away the punch. The bigger mys- tery is figuring out what the hell was the point of all the innumer- able red herrings in an already thematically inundated movie. Hell hath ... some fury HIP-HOP ACT COOLED OFF BY OVERLONG OPENING ACTS By ANDREW KAHN Daily Arts Writer A sold-out crowd's worth of University stu- dents queued in the cold outside The Blind Pig Sunday night in hopes of buy- ing the remaining tickets to Virginia rap duo Clipse. Even Clips those who purchased tickets At the in advance gathered around Blind P.g to secure a spot close to the B stage. Sunday Once they all got inside, they waited. And they waited. And they waited. But the pair didn't take the stage until after midnight. To be fair, opening acts are always in a diffi- cult position. Fans pay to see the headliner and often don't want to stand through the sets of art- ists of whom they've never heard. This is espe- cially true at a smaller venue like The Blind Pig, where, in the case of a sold-out show like this, fans are packed tightly with little room to move. Yet there was an expansive array of opening acts that attempted to satiate the crowd, includ- ing a set from One.Be.Lo, but by the time the Global Gangstas hit the stage, fans were restless. They began to boo the Gangstas and demanded to see Malice and Pusha T, chanting, "We Want Clipse?" One of the Chicago-based group's mem- bers shouted, "We still got love for Michigan" as he left the stage, though some of his partners were visibly angered by the crowd's reaction. The tedious lengths of the openingsetscaused the crowd to grow restless, but once Clipse took the stage and started rapping "Mama I'm So Sorry" from Hell Hath No Fury, memories of standing in the cold softened. Clipse have a respectable catalogue, and they performed several of their hits Sunday night, including "Hot Damn," "Grindin' " and "What Happened to that Boy." These Neptunes-pro- duced bangers shined in the live setting. The crowd sang along to these well-known tracks, their fitted baseball caps bobbing as they nodded to the beat. Fans got a chance to see Malice and Pusha T, brothers who sound a lot alike, perform the verses they've heard doz- ens of times. It's often difficult to distinguish between the two on record, so seeing them live gave listeners a chance to match the lyrics with the rapper. And Clipse was certainly on point with lyrical delivery. The duo sounded just as smooth live as they do on their albums, never skipping a word even as they raised their voices to match the intensity of the beats. Clipse kept the crowd energized with tracks from Hell Hath like "Ride Around Shining" and "Chinese New Year," and as they seemed ready to leave the stage, the crowd chanted "Mr. Me Too," in hopes of hearing the lead single from the album. Clipse complied, performing the song right before exiting the stage. The entire set was under an hour, and while they left out some hits ("When's the Last Time"), the performance was filled with energy. Clipse is not a huge seller, but they have delivered some of the best albums of the last five years. Drug deal- ing is their topic of choice, but they present their rhymes in an upfront, unique way, which has helped them maintain a devout fan base. Clipse have a strong live show that does jus- tice to their recorded output. If only they had been on stage as long as their opening acts. Over-the-hill porkers hit the road hard By SHERI JANKELOVITZ DailyArts Writer "Wild Hogs" is about throwing off the shackles of everyday life for the freedom of the open road. At least that's what it's supposed to be. In reality, this ** film is a predict- able, generic com- Wild Hogs edy whose only redeeming qual- At Quality16 ity is its big-name and Showcase stars. Touchstone The film cen- ters on four middle-aged men who would never be friends in real life: Dudley (William H. Macy, "Fargo"), Doug (Tim Allen, "The Santa Clause"), Woody (John Travolta, "Face/Off") and Bobby (Martin Lawrence, "Big Momma's House") who have all settled into comfortable but unfulfilling lives. Soon the unbearable torture of their suburban existence becomes too much, and Woody proposes a road trip to the others as a chance to reclaim their lost glory. In an effort to appear like authentic bikers, they name themselves the "Wild Hogs" - and even have Doug's wife sew emblems onto their leather jackets. Talk about cool. They then set out on the open road, after dramatically breaking their cell phones in a gesture to symbolize freedom. At this point, the movie's only joke - middle- aged suburban dads riding motor- cycles - gets tiring. There are far too many long stretches in which the four men coast on their bikes through open fields while the soundtrack plays hit songs of the past, representing freedom, or something like that. Crazy mishaps abound (acci- dentally burning down their tent, skinny-dipping in a pond), each less Vroom, vroom. funny than the last. Eventually the 1 1 1 Y AS ANNOUNCED IN THE DAILY, WARNER/ELEKTRA/ATLANTIC STAGED AN ESSAY COMPETITION ON WHAT'S MISSING FROM MODERN MUSIC. THEY HAVE A WINNER. READ THE VICTORIOUS ESSAY AT MICHIGANDAILY.COM. Keruoac is rolling in his grave right now. Wild Hogs stroll into an evil biker bar runby Jack (Ray Liotta, "Narc"), a "real" biker. And after Woody accidentally blows up the bar, Jack promptly sets out to kill them. An hour into the film, Dudley finds a love interest in the form of Maggie (Marisa Tomei, "My Cousin Vinny"). She serves no real purpose except to stand around, look pretty and care a lot about her diner. Why she would go for Dudley, an awk- ward computer geek who can barely hold a conversation with a female, is a mystery, but so much ofthis movie is already incomprehensible that it remains the least of our worries. Naturally the men stand up to Jack and his gang of big, bad bikers and also eventually realize ... some- thing. The filmnever quite makes it clear what the lesson to learn here is. Of course, the real lesson for everyone involved in this film, audi- ence included, should be to avoid formulaic comedies at all costs. F I MEMMEMEM11111 ForYour est Choice in Financial Services umcu~org .. .. .. .. . I ti ~ fly s e e k i n g CC*a.VC Join The Michigan Daily's advertising design team as an outlet for all of the creativity that's stirring inside your head. 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