0 a V 0 9 NTeMc iga .al Wednesday, Feburary 21, 2007 The Michigan Daily le of contents THE EDITOR'S NOTEBOOK with WALTER NOWINSKI A look at the big news events this week and how important they really are. Conveniently ranked from one to 10. 4B THE WEALTHIEST WOLVERINES They came, they saw and they went on to conquer. The maize and blue begin- nings of eight of America's richest people. 6B BIG WOMAN ON CAMPUS Harvard's new president may be a win for feminists, but it might be a loss for Harvard, and feminism in general. CROSS MY HEART, HOPE TO DIE A desperate President Bush tried toblame some of the failures ofhis Iraq policy on alleged interferencefrom Iran. But the real 10 question is not if Iran is supplying Iraqi fight- 6 ers with arms, it is what would Mr. Bush have to dobefore anyone believed his "intelligence" claims again. 0 i 8B SHAKESPEARE How we're teach WHO? sing English wrong. Magazine Editor: Anne VanderMey CoverArt:PeterSchottenfels PhotoEditor: Peter Schottenfels Designers: Bridget O'Donnell Editor inChief: Karl Stampfl Managing Editor Jeffrey Bloornr UNFORTUNATE SON Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney came back to his native Michigan to announce his presidential ambitions. Unfortunatelyfor Romney, most Michiganders seem to have for- 10 gotten him shortly afterheabandoned Michi- 0 gan three decades ago. He is nowpolling a 5 distant fourth in the state Republican primary. A LITTLE OIL GOES A LONG WAY After years of talks, North Korea has tenta- tively agreed to shut down its main nuclear reactor in exchange for 50,000 tons of 1 heavy oil. The energy aid should be enough 6 to keep Kim Jong II busy cruising the streets 2 of Pyongyang in his new Hummer through the end of winter. PELOSI'S GOT HIM WHIPPED Speaker Pelosi and the House ofRepresenta- tives passed a resolution this weekrebuking the president's war policy. Thehbi-partisan res- to olution condemned Bush's plan to escalate the war, but offered no plan to stop it. Neverthe- less, Bush conceded it is ultimately congress that wears the pants in the relationship. ROLLING BACK A REFORMATION The Anglican communion released a new doctrine this week seeking to reunify a Church of England ripped apart by gaymarriage and female ordination. But alarge contingency of 10 Anglican Bishops think it is too late to save the C-of-Eand have begun arguing for reunifying the Protestant sect with the Pope in Rome. JET BLUES The economy airliner know for its lowfares and good customer services gave its passen- gers an unexpected surprise this week when it 10 left a plane full of passengers sitting on the tar- macfor overt10 hours. Unfortunately for those on board, you don't qualify for frequent flier miles if your plane never leaves the ground. The other branch of government Our Back Pages I History Column By Christo per Zbrozek 0 p ~ - L~ltt(Lr. PERSON OF THE WEEK GURBANGULY BERDIMUHAMMEDOW Former deputy prime minister of Turkmenistan, Gurbanguly Berdimuhammedow was sworn into office last Wednesday after winning 90 percent of the vote in elections that were hardly free or fair. His predecessor, Saparmurat Niyazov, was known for his repressive tactics and peculiar personality cult. Calling himself Turk- menbashi, meaning Father of All Turkmen, he renamed months and cities after himself and family members, and he wrote a two-volume book that citizens were required to read. It's unclear how much change Berdimuhammedow's tenure will actually bring, but compared to his Niyazov, anything is progress. A BRAND NEW FESTIVAL ____ WORLDS GREATEStANIMATED EXPERIENCE FOR YOUR RESUME. SORT MONEY FOR COLLEGE. THE BEST ANIMATED SHORT FILMS R he words are buried in Mich- igan's constitution as it read in 1850, and they don't form the most inspiring quote you'll ever read. This one seemingly mundane sentence, though, has been crucial to the University's development. The clause grants the University a degree of constitutional autonomy that few public universities enjoy, guaranteeing that the University can manage its own affairs with minimal interference from the state government: "The board of regents shall have the general supervision of the university, and the direction and control of all expenditures from the university interest fund." Constitutional autonomy may seem like an abstruse subject, but it's an important one. In an essay titled "The Michi- gan Saga," former University Pres- ident James Duderstadt cites it as a crucial factor in the University's successes. "Throughout its history, the state of Michigan has rarely been among the national leaders in its support of public higher educa- tion," Duderstadt writes. "Rath- er, many (including the author) believe that the real key to the university's quality and impact has been the very unusual auton- omy granted the institution by the state constitution. The university has always been able to set its own goals for the quality of its pro- grams rather than allowing these to be determined by the vicissi- tudes of state policy, support, or public opinion." The University hasn't always had it so easy. The state's first constitution, ratified in 1835, gave the state legislature the author- ity to appoint professors, regu- late expenditures and otherwise manage the University's affairs. Similar methods of governance had failed at public universities in other states, and Michigan was little different. A report by a committee of the state Legislature in 1840, when the University had yet to enroll a single student in a college course, summarized the problem in these terms: "State institutions have fallen into the hands of the several legislatures, fluctuating bodies of men, chosen with reference to their supposed qualifications for other duties than cherishing liter- ary institutions. When legislatures have legis- lated directly for colleges, their measures have been as fluctuat- ing as the changing materials of which the legislatures were com- posed." In short, government bureau- crats should keep their grubby hands off higher education. A state constitutional conven- tion in 1850 took on this problem. The resulting constitution took authority over the University away from legislators and placed it in the hands of an elected The reason the University doesn't answer to Granholm. board of regents. It also sought to ensure that those regents would gain experience by giving them six-year terms (lengthened in 1863 to eight years) instead of the two-year terms that leave the legislature constantly fluctuat- ing. Of course, simply writing a con- stitution that provided authority over the University to the regents didn't prevent attempts at political meddling. The state Legislature pressed for decades in the late 19th cen- tury for the University to establish a school of homeopathic medicine, which the University resisted. In one of the many lawsuits that arose out of that dispute, the 1896 case Sterling v. The Regents of the University of Michigan, the state supreme court upheld a broad view of the University's constitutional autonomy, a precedent that solidi- fied the University's status. Constitutional autonomy has had some unusual consequences. In 1911, for instance, part of the Old Medical Building caught fire and was destroyed. The state's fire insurance fund refused the University's claim on the grounds that the University was separate from state government in gen- eral and was therefore ineligible for coverage - which must have come as a shock, as the regents Nominate sc had cancelled the University's fire The insurance when the state fund was established in 1900. Legislative attempts to interfere unversity with the University have led the regents to sue the state from time to time to uphold the University's autonomy. One such case occurred after a 1982 state law ordered the University to divest from apart- heid South Africa. The regents divested 90 percent of the University's investments in companies doing business in South Africa, but kept the remainder in order to defy the intrusive state law - and ultimately to defeat it ; ,University in court. The University's constitutional status has defused, deflected or delayedhall sorts of politicaltnter ference through the years, pre- serving academic freedom and the institution's self-determination alike. Constitutional autonomy helped in recent years when the Michigan branch of the American Family Association worked with conservative legislators in an ulti- mately futile attempt to stop the University from offering a section To piay: Comp of English 317 titled "How to Be and every Gay." Autonomy lets the regents set tuition as they deem necessary to Themeis uphold the University's academic quality, even though frustrat- ed parents might prefer lower tuition in exchange for lower Difc rankings. Despite rulings that the Uni- versity's constitutional autonomy extends to its ability to set admis- sions requirements, affirmative action opponents were ultimate- ly successful in changing the University's admissions policies - but it took more than one trip to the supreme court and a state__ constitutional amendment to do that. In 2010, Michigan voters will decide whether to hold another state constitutional convention. In an era of short-sighted polices promoted by inexperienced, term- limited state legislators, 160 years of constitutional autonomy for the state's flagship university could come to an end. But the possibility of the state meddling wouldn't be the end of the world. At least there will be fire insurance. rule 19: It's almost as cliche to complain about Ugg boots as it is to wear them. rule 20: Don't pretend you're going to get in shape just because it's spring break. rule 21: Think for yourself. But always follow the rules in The Statement. 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