3A - Friday, February 12, 2007 The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com 0 'Hannibal' cash cow running on empty By SHERI JANKELOVITZ For the Daily "Hannibal Rising" is yet anoth- er attempt to nilk the "The Silence of the Lambs" fran- Hannibal hise dry. This .i.n I ie, ithe focus Risig is on the origins At Quality16 of Hannibal and Showcase Lecter, one of MGM cinema's most notorious killers. The end result? Slicer boredom. Relative unknown Gaspard Ulliel does his best Anthony Hop- hins impression as Hannibal, but lre fails to invoke any of the impla- able evil that made the character egendary in the first place. The ilm chronicles Hannibal's descent into madness, beginning with him witnessing the murder of his par- ents in a dogfight between Ger- mo and Russian soldiers and his sister Mischa becoming dinner for a sadistic German SS wannabe and his flunkies. Eight years after this trauma, Hannibal flees an orphanage to find his remaining family. He moves in with his aunt (Gong Li, "Memoirs of a Geisha"), a Japanese voman who lost all of her family in Hiroshima and now spends her lays dispensing wisdom to Han- nibal in the form of such lines as The past is a knife - it can hurt err," and teaching him the ways of Ite ninja. NatRurally, after learning the .rys of the sword, Hannibal seeks t destroy the lives of the men responsible for Mischa's death. Hannibal is portrayed as the victim here, a man who kills only to mend the wounds of his past. Yes, he's a murderer, but all of his victims "deserve" to die for being such horrible war criminals. The once-complex villain is reduced to a caricature, a slasher movie killer lurking in the shadows. Thomas Harris, the author of "The Silence of the Lambs," is responsible for the script, though you wonder just how much money he was given to churn out such laughable product. Heavy-handed dialogue like "Once a year I polish his armor with oil of clove" and "There is no word for what he is now - except monster" are deliv- ered with such seriousness that we appreciate the actors' ability to keep a straight face. Should the audience feel sym- pathy for Lecter or be repulsed by him? The movie has no answer. Yet it's hard to feel sympathy for a man who takes such delight in killing and eating his victims. "Hannibal Rising" will neither scare nor interest the average mov- iegoer. While "The Silence of the Lambs" relies on Hannibal's quiet eeriness as he spends much of the moviebehindbars,this filmassaults the audience with gruesome killing after gruesome killing. In a time when horror films are all gore and no plot, the character of Hannibal has remained a breath of fresh air for the mere factthathis past and madness had been unex- plained until now. And that is what the filmmakers behind this tragedy really should have kept in mind. 'Grizzly' can't fuel fire at Pi*g By MATT EMERY DailyArts Writer The last time Grizzly Bear made an appear- ance in Detroit, they called the crowd the "least attentive" of their entire tour. The show, at St. Andrews Hall last October, was slammed on their website. They called out how loud and restless the audience was during their Grizzly Bear opening set. So when the band rolled Thursday into The Blind Pig Thurs- At The Blind Pig day night, it was a bit of sur- prise that they even ventured back to the Great Lakes state at all. The question of the night was, how would they handle a jammed and noisy bar like The Blind Pig if they hated St. Andrews? Well, better than expected. Following the success of their 2006 effort Yellow IHouse, Grizzly Bear brought to the Pig their reserved vocal style, crisp lyrics and soft, drifting guitar rhythms. The experimental prog-rockers Dirty Projec- tors kicked things off, appearing literally out of the crowd from the back of the room with gui- tars and drumsticks in hand. The lead singer came out with an alarming parade of screaming and cackling - he sounded like a man being run over by a cheese grater. Although most of the music was danceable and upbeat, the crowd couldn't have been more lackluster. A few head bobs and complaints about the plaid-shirted lead's vocal abilities flowed through the venue. If Grizzly Bear was hoping for a less chatty crowd, they picked the wrong opening act to precede them. 6 0 Although solid in the studio, 'Grizzly Bear' shoots par live. However, the modest Brooklyn group, dressed in standard indie attire that featured blue zip-ups, maroon sweaters and collared shirts - seen earlier sipping herbal tea by their merchandise table - appeared on stage almost magically. Lead vocalist Ed Droste even made the comment, "No dramatic entry. We're just here." After guitarist Daniel Rossen spent time wrapping a pink bandana around his mic to avoid getting his lips shocked by the electricity, he spent several moments attempting to quiet the talkative crowd, giving awkward glances and crooked smiles to the rest of his bandmates, signaling there might be trouble ahead. But for the mostpart, the Pig audience obeyed only themselves. The group opened with "Easier," the first track from their Pitchfork-approved Yellow House. The song was practically a carbon copy of the album version, though sadly without the trademark banjo or extravagant production flourishes. Yet the band seemed at home playing a song without all the fluff. Though many of the night's songs were much louder than their album counterparts, maybe in part trying to drown-out the loud crowd effect, most translated fairly well to the stage. The more raucous "Lullaby" seamlessly moved into an outstanding take of "Knife." As one of the few songs that drew any sort of real emo- tion from the audience, "Knife" had most of the crowd harmonizing right along with the band and elicited a few cheers as the opening guitar chords echoed through the Pig. A few tracks didn't have quite the transfer- ability of others into the mostly-full bar. "Colo- rado" sounded helpless,with Droste repetitively chanting, "Colorado, Colorado." Later the song turned into what sounded like a shitty 311ocean- side ballad that ached through the increasingly chatty crowd. "On a Neck, On a Spit" injected some much- needed energy into the crowd with sharp lyrics, louder than expected guitar hysterics and spir- ited drum work that had the audience swaying right along, clapping and snapping when Droste prompted them to. Finally, there was vitality coming from the seemingly lifeless band - but then the show ended. No encore. Just a few simple goodbyes as ambient music filled the bar and the lights came up. 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