0_-_ vw - - 74 1719 YOU 6tEv Write for theDaily Visit our offices at and 3OLO' e I - ) L . i lU l ,~see~e4c1& TALKING POINTS Three things you can talk about this week: 1. Bus plunges 2. AI-Jazeera International 3. Lugu Lake, China QUOTES OF THE WEEK It was plainly bloody obvious that her marriage was on the rocks when the interview took place. She is a Hollywood airhead. Why should my clients have to pay for her bubble-headed rubbish?" - SIMON McALEESE, lawyer for the Sun- day Independent newspaper in Ireland, on Brit- ney Spears's recent suit against the paper for suggesting her marriage was troubled. "It was all very warm, lots of hugs, high-fives, that kind of stuff." - Sen. KEN SALAZAR (D-Colorado), on the post-election treatment of "independent Democrat" Sen. Joseph Lieberman following his winning bid last week. "I'm glad you entered the race- free zone along with California and Washington. There will be others to follow." - Millionaire MCRI backer WARD CONNERLY, to a Lansing crowd, speaking on the passage of Proposal 2 last week. 4 C Ivs.I fww,,,US tnp J --- - - ------ 'li 4cI4;r r And three things you can't: 1. Kevin Federline 2. Sacha Baron Cohen 3. Donald Rumsfeld DRINK OF THE WEEK Jameson and Ginger Ale Nothing says sophistication like a highball. It is the drink of noir, of sophistication, of a dapper life- style. There are several combina- tions of liquids that go under this title, but a Jameson and ginger ale takes the top prize. You might not be a whiskey drinker, but James- on's above-and-beyond smooth- ness is beautifully complemented by the unassuming flavoring of ginger ale. Trust me, this drink oozes smooth. ANDREW SARGUS KLEIN Courtesy of Fox Searchlight BY THE NUMBERS U910 lFtitle ,$J Harr Isers" a ~ i ,,,Ye Percentage of voters at precincts on or near campus who voted no on Proposal 2. Percentage of voters statewide who voted yes on Proposal 2. Percentage who voted yes on Proposal 2 in Macomb County, where Gov. Jennifer Granholm won with 52 percent of the vote. TREND OF THE WEEK Leaving the city for the schools and regretting it RANDOM WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE OF THE WEEK The Dreadnought Hoax The Dreadnought Hoax was a practical joke pulled by Horace de Vere Cole in 1910. Cole tricked the Royal Navy into showing their flagship, the warship H.M.S. Dreadnought to a supposed delegation of Abyssinian royals. The hoax involved Cole and five friends - writer Virginia Woolf, her brother Adrian Stephen, Guy Ridley, Anthony Buxton and artist Duncan Grant - who dressed up with darkened skin and turbans. The disguise's main limitation was that the "royals" could not eat anything or their makeup would be ruined. Adrian Stephen took the role of "interpreter." The operation cost Cole £4,000. In London, they revealed the ruse by sending a letter and a group photo to the Daily Mirror. The Royal Navy briefly became an object of ridicule and demanded that Cole be arrested. However, Cole and his compatriots had not broken any law. The Navy sent two offi- cers to cane Cole as a punishment - but Cole countered that it was they who should be caned because they had been fooled in the first place.