4B - Thursday, November 9, 2006 the b-sideT The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com Cigs are so much better fresh DAILY ARTS TELLS YOU HOW TO ROLL YOUR OWN By LLOYD H. CARGO AND ANDREW SARGUS KLEIN Daily Arts Editors Rolling your own cigarettes: It's an art, it saves significant money and gives you an overall aura of badassness (the whole "smok- ing is inordinately unhealthy" thing notwithstanding). At Mai- son Edwards, the tobacconist in Nickels Arcade, a pouch of roll- ing tobacco costs you under seven bucks, a sack of 200 filters around three bucks. Rolling papers range from $1 to $2.50, depending on your level of connoisseurship. And what's that saying? "Once you go to real tobacco going back to packs makes you a wacko"? Some- thing like that. Seriously, though, once you make the switch to addi- tive-free, real, fresh, delicious tobacco, smoking a manufactured cigarette is wholly unsatisfying. If this was an analogy it'd be that rolling tobacco is to meat and pota- toes as packs of cigarettes are to candy. That, and they're just way cooler. Oh, and did we mention they're cheaper? Save your money for that other substance you can roll up with your Norwegian Shag. 1. Supplies: tobacco, rolling papers and filters (or not, if you're a serious badass). 2. Getting started: Fold your paper over about two-thirds of the way down, so your filter is nestled nice and cozy. 3. Setting up your roll: Using coordinated thumb and forefinger acrobatics, shape your tobacco into a tight cylindrical mass. 4. Rolling: Curl the bottom end around the tobacco, ensuring well- directed airflow. Roll until only the adhesive strip is visible. Important: Be patient. While it Raising the score with classics By BLAKE GOBLE Daily Arts Writer How often do you hear this con- versation? "Dude! I just got the 'Garden State' soundtrack - it's awesome!" "Oh yeah, well 'The Life Aquatic' soundtrack is totally better." Pretty often. But what about the following. "Alexandre Desplat's scores for 'Syriana' and 'The Queen' were the shit." "No way - nothing beats neo- classic John Williams like 'Munich' and 'Memoirs Of A Geisha."' Complain all you want about the strengths and weaknesses of the "Trainspotting" and "Marie Antoinette" soundtracks: noth- ing beats good old-fashioned film compositions. So why do we all fight when there's so much more polished music to be found in the movie score? The original film score is an underappreciated art form. What many don't take into consideration is the fact that it's tailor-made to fit into a movie, and it sounds argu- ably more professional and cohe- siev than most contemporary pop music. They're specific in their context, precise and unforgettable when related to their respective movies. It's hard not to think of being stabbed in a shower listen- ing to Bernard Hermann's violin shrieks in "Psycho." Current film scores and com- posers are going unnoticed every day, in favor of better publicized musical craftsmen. For every well- recognized producer such as The Neptune Eno, the Powell (" Thomas shank R Santaoal tain"). While den" and the pods of equal1 unnotice the bestr their mo added an A m s, Jon Brion and Brian move us beyond anything we actu- re goes an unnoticed John ally see. "X-Men: The Last Stand"), When "Superman Returns" Newman ("The Shaw- opened this summer, it was a edemption") and Gustavo highly anticipated revival of epic la ("Brokeback Moun- proportions. But what excited some purists the most was the thousands of "angst-rid- re-utilization of John Williams's "involved" songs pervade classic "Superman" march. In a of popular music, scores nod to the 1978 film, the new film bombast and intensity go opened with the original music, d. The Fray has received with full DTS sound, enveloping reviews of their career for the theater with its grace and maj- st recent album. The band esty. Grand memories from youth orchestra to deepen their flooded, nostalgia of having loved the movie and the music, and a tear hit my eye (much to the cha- look at the grin of my older sister). It was stir- . th ring and moving, and had the film [USiCof the simply stopped with the music, it . would have been a classic. moves. Themes from the movie "Jaws" or "The Good, The Bad & The Ugly" and even "Brokeback Moun- Vell, why not just get rid of tain" are heard and remembered sky words, but stay deep? by everyone. Even though the com- e emotional response can posers may not be well known, ed from the strings and there's not one person around who an old-fashioned James won't connect acoustic guitar to "Braveheart") or Mychael the memories of "Brokeback." Capote") track. Few realize just how power- nderstand the work ethic fully instrumental music can reso- atmospheric calm such nate. Frankly, it's sometimes more f Martinez ("Solaris") or memorable than most contempo- ham ("Crash") score can rary work. Now, to be fair, I am e rah-rah gusto of a heroic biased. I honestly can't remember re from Jerry Goldsmith the last "hit single" I hummed to and Randy Newman on the street. OK, it was probably atural") can push anyone Nelly Furtado's "Promiscuous,"but petition. Some will even only due to repeat ear-slammings. laugh. Just listen to Mark Favoritism aside, movie scores have baugh's "Ping Island" better shelf life. They're timeless. he Life Aquatic" and try Everyone laughs at the Village irk. Some scores can even People. Nobody laughs at John ate for a whole movie and Williams. sound. WV those pe The sam be elicit brass of Horner Danna (" Few u that an as a Clif Mark Isl bring. Th film scor ("Rudy") ("The No into com make you Motherst from "TI not to sm compens Ovations: Why you shouldn't stand FROM TOP: Your tools, ypur process, your can be frustrating at times, smok- ing a crumbly, half-assed cigarette will ultimately piss you off more. 5. The lick: Don't overdo it, sparky. Try a little tenderness. Try not to slobber all over yourself. 6. Fuergo. There you have it. Remember that rolling your own cigarettes will draw odd By SARAH SCHWARTZ Daily Arts Writer A few weeks ago, I went to see TREVOR CAMPBELL/Daily Paul Simon in concert. My mother product. Fuergo! wanted to go for her birthday and, although I am not a devoted Paul glances and awkward questions to Simon fan, how could I turn down the effect of "Hey, can I get a hit of family bonding and a free ticket? that?" The answer is a steely, Jack Simon sported a Tigers cap and Nicholson-esque glare and a stern played to an eager crowd, favoring "you can't handle a hit of this." his well-known hits like "You Can But really, offer to roll them their Call Me Al" and "Diamonds on the own. You can finally afford to bum Souls of Her Shoes"; the show went cigarettes and you have a bona fide on for more than two hours. With excuse not to give one to asinine the crowd still on its feet and clap- freeloaders on the Diag. ping, Simon and his band left the So. You want one good reason to earn a pharmacy degree from the University of Michigan? Here are 12 good reasons, for starters: 1. Unparalleled career choices 2. Continuous growth potential 3. Job security in economically uncertain times 4. Unlimited opportunities to improve people's lives 5. Outstanding pay 6. Life and career mobility 7. The power to apply medical knowledge at the forefront of technological innovation 8. Financial support unequalled by any other U.$. pharmacy school 9. Membership in an influential alumni network spanning the globe 10. The prestige of owning a degree from one of US News & World Report's top-ranked pharmacy schools 11. One-to-one learning with world-renowned faculty 12. Respect If you've had health-care patient experience, and if you've taken Chemistry 130, 210, 215, or 260; Biology 162, 305, 310, or 311; Physics 125, 126, 140, or 240; or Calculus 115 or 116, you're already on your way to a pharmacy degree at U-M. To learn more about the PharmD Program at the University of Michigan, visit the University of Michigan College of Pharmacy Web site at www.umich.edu/-pharmacy. Or contact Assistant Dean Valener Perry at 734-764-5550 or by e-mail at vlperry@unich.edu. Your future never looked brighter. stage. My mother turned to gather her belongings. "Wait, Mom," I said. "There's goingto be an encore." I was wrong. There were four. Now I'm not dissing the songs. His encores were some of his more celebrated songs ("Bridge over Troubled Water," to name one) - classic Paul Simon. He played a single song from latest release Sur- prise, "Wartime Prayers," a soulful, subtly anti-war ballad. He played the rest in his usual a capella. Simon makes it a habit to end his shows on a more stripped-down level and this was no exception. But where does an encore stop and a second set begin? What's the point of an encore at all? The Oxford English Dictionary says it's "usedbyspectators oraudi- tors to demand the repetition of a song, piece of music or other per- formance that has pleased them." From an audience's perspective, the request for an encore shows we want more, that we loved the performance so much we want an extension. But at what point does it become a self-indulgent act by the performers? Do they stand in the wings, listening to the cheers and only come out to play again after they've had their fill? They hold us in their hands and we let them. This isn't to say that the per- formers don't deserve the acco- lades heaped upon them. Simon was excellent. Anyone who can get 60 year olds out of their seats and dancing in the aisles is doing something right. But encores have become so routine that they're an expectation instead of a reward - we almost feel insulted when the performer doesn't come back on stage for another set. Same thing goes for the standing ovation. Go to anylive performance in America today and you'll find the majority of the audience on its feet by the end of the show. Were all of them so affected by the perfor- mance that they were moved to get to their feet? Probably not. But the standing ovation is now a standard of American performances. Go to London, and the only ones standing are the American tourists. Are Londoners not as moved? I don't think so. But perhaps they realize better than us the special meaning a standing ovation should connote. It's not meant as a mere show of support, as in its current diluted form. Look at the State of the Union Address: The standing It's an encore because you have to work for it. ovations are a form of agreement and support for what the president just said. Cut them out and the entire address is just 15 minutes. We forget how a standing ovation is an honor bestowed on the per- former,justas an encore is anhonor bestowed on the audience. What right do we have to expect an encore or a standing ovation? It's almost as if the encore is simply an acknowledgement for applause. The performers thank us for thank- ing them. This cycle continues for too long and becomes an annoy- ance. My family and I left after the fourth encore, even though there might have been more. We began to get fed up with his continuation of the concert-after-the-concert. I don't think Simon wanted us to walk out of his show ready to make a break for it. I'm not commanding us to stop standing up at the end of every performance in protest (something I did when I saw "Billy Elliot" in London and then couldn't see the stage over the Americans in front of me). Instead, let us leave want- ing more from a performance so we will be more inclined to see it again. Entertainers shouldn't become complacent, thinking a standing ovation means their shows are perfect. There's always room for improvement like there is always room for another good song. And those always deserve a round of applause. U I TMI Cupigqt SnpakcsrI "At Toyota: Growth Through Localization" Yasuhiko Ichihashi President, Toyota Technical Center Friday, November 10, 2006 1:00 pm - 3:00 pm 0750 Wyly Hall, Ross School of Business Hosted by the Tauber Manufacturing Institute (TMI) for Global Operations Excellence www.tmi.umich.edu I