ON SPACE, SUN RA & DISCO BEBOP Talking to the Mac Podz, page 3B. can't possibly be made for walking. Fashion, page 6B. B THE MICHIGAN DAILY THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, 2006 Sweet Sam Cooke live in a world of superlatives, espe- cially when it comes to music criticism. Music nerds, of which I am cer- tainly one, love to make lists and argue over who was more LLOYD impor- CARGO tant than who. Sometimes it's pretty easy - The Beatles are the great- est band of all time, Dylan the most important American songwriter, Hendrix the most mind-blowing rock guitarist and Coltrane the saxophone colossus, but one title that is not thrown around too often is greatest vocalist. Ask anyone over 30 and the consensus choice is Frank Sinatra. Sure, Elvis and maybe even Billie Holiday enter the equation, but Ol' Blue Eyes is considered tops for a reason. His career spanned six decades and his popularity seemed to fly in the face of any tempo- rary trends. He helped define the great American songbook, sold millions and millions of. records, is credited with what is perhaps the first concept album, was a movie star and that's really just the beginning of it ... still, Frank Sinatra comes in second to a man that is just beginning to get his due (and no, Grandma, I'm not talk- ing about Bing Crosby). The greatest vocalist of all time, barring gender or genre, is without a doubt Sam Cooke. The impact he had on the course of music history is significant in a way Sinatra couldn't have possibly matched. To think what he could have done, if not for his tragic death, is as staggering as the sound of his passionate crooning. It's not so bold to say that Sam Cooke invented soul music, not only because he was among the first to cross over from gospel (a move as shocking at the time as The Rolling Stones becoming Mormon would've been 10 years later) but because he was the first to fuse gospel, R&B and secular music into a big soul stew. His popularity anticipated the future of pop music (indeed his manag- er, Allen Klein, went on to man- age both The Rolling Stones and The Beatles) - he had movie-star looks, he wrote his own songs and oversaw all his recording sessions, and he was extremely . progressive when it came to the business side of things. When he formed his record label, SAR, and his publish- ing company, Kags Music, it was unheard of for an artist, let alone a black artist, to have so much control over his own musical direction. Couple his See CARGO, page 5B. DAILY ARTS PREVIEWS AUTUMN'S MOST HIGHLY ANTICIPATED RELEASES ood professors teach tragedy in the fall. Of all the seasons, it's the one that dispenses with any hint of com- munalism.Its big holidays were created to cel- ebrate our ability not to die in a strange new wilderness (Thanksgiving) and to celebrate just how thin the border is between our world and the ominous spirit world (Halloween). No one gains anything from these months; it's all loss, all the time. Even if the abstract imagery doesn't get you (leaves falling,teams choking, an exodus of birds, people shrouding them- selves in more and more jackets), your own interior spaces will (dependable lover ditches you, your grades are nearing the toilet, you are stuck equidistant from summer and the winter holidays,you officially loathe everyone in your dorm). And just when you've had enough, the most caustic, harassing patterns of weather forward arrive. Snow too industrial and soup-slick for anything other than shoveling destroys walk- ways. Winds cut through freshman boys and their layers of cheap cotton shirts. The world becomes a faded steel vice: grey snow below, perched grey sky above. As Tom Waits said, "November, go blow your brains out." But no one ever does. It's delusion that's the answer: Summertime pop records while the sleet collects on State Street. Gassy dorm- room comedies float through the existential boredom of early November. I want to tell you to dive into the autumnal art, but why the hell would you? Why cry with Joy Division when Paul Wall is a click away? Who needs "21 Grams" to remind them that life is one big middle finger? There is no sane reason to break your back over Oedipus Rex, Claire Danes in "My So-Called Life;' Anne Sexton, Leonard Cohen or even that damned Mor- rissey. Just be numb. Protect yourself with Dane Cook and Ciara. Guard them with your life, for in the next three months, these are the figures who will nourish you. So if you couldn't figure it out by now, fall's art is essentially about madness - its preven- tion and its embrace. Just browse through the apparent pop-culture offerings of 2006. Jessica Simpson's new album? Probably designed by highly paid sound engineers to subliminally stop soccer moms and barely pubescent tweeners from feeling anything other than complacent. Alejandro Gonzales Inarritu's "Babel" will notlikely"entertain"you.It'llemotionallyblud- geon,andvivisectthemodern,globalizedhuman condition, butit will only push you to madness. It can only evoke Waits-ian emotions about November. You shall only feel closer to Oedipus. What you listen to watch and read during the fall will either embalm you in dizzy, carefree vibes or pitch you straight to the leaf-clogged gutter. Nature and time has removed the middle ground for you: Intimate family Sundays and the surreal isolation of a Thursday night in the Graduate Library's stacks. Lupe Fiasco, a new season of "Lost," and "Boraf' (potentially the most season's most potent tonic for the static .heart). It's all smashed together, the comforting and the afflicting, the stable and the disordered. Choose wisely. Nature may be trying to shove you into a corner. But you've got art in yours. Evan McGarvey fi 0 slapstick to the absurd. Always a hit - and free - "Evening of Scenes" is a perfect early evening event for you and your friends, your date or yourself. The Royal Shake- speare Company An obvious must. Don't worry about an across-the-board sell-out. Stu- dent rush tickets will be available soon. (Oct. 24-29, Nov. 1-12) Gilbert and Sulli- van Auditions The University of Michigan's Gilbert and Sullivan Society (UMGASS) will be holding a mass meeting for all those interested in auditioning or participating as production crew on Sunday at 7:30 pm. in the Hussey Room of the Michigan League. UMGASS, which at 60 years old Honoring her late hus- band - and patriarchofjazz - John Coltrane, Alice Coltrane and her band (a group with more depth than the Lincoln Center Jazz Center Orchestra and San Francis- co Jazz Collective combined) are set to redefine your notion of jazz music. If you don't have a ticket,get one. Now. (Sept. 23) Ann Arbor Jazz and Blues Festival If a 50-some-word blurb can't convince you that your presence is necessary as such a historic and worthwhile event,then stay in your dormroom and leave the rest ofus a little more elbow room. (Sept. 11 through Sept. 16) - Andrew Sargus Klein O"Babel": Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu, acclaimed direc- tor of "21 Grams ' has taken three years to follow up on his grit- tyOscar-nominated opus. But with three of the hippest talents in Hol- lywood signing on for his fractured story of language and division, it's definitely proved a worthwhile wait. Taking place in Morocco, Mexico and Japan, Ifidrritu weaves "The Fountain": four seemingly disparate stories Teaming up with his into a cohesive whole that reexam- Oscar-winning fiance ines the ancient story of the Tower - the radiant and eter- of Babel. Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett nally contemplative Rachel Weisz and Gael Garcia Bernal star. (Lim- - tripped-out visionary Darren ited: Oct. 27) See FILM, page 5B music O Lupe Fiasco - Food & Liquor Apparently, as con- scious rap's new prophet, Chi- cago native and Kanye-approved, Lupe Fiasco seems to have all the momentum in the world behind him. His first single, "Kick, Push" became the most earnest, breezy and wistful rap hit of the year. Early leaks have slowed the disc's release, Food & Liquor was origi- nally slated for June, but if Fiasco brings as many sharp lines as he does sweet ones backpackers may just have reason to start believing again. (Sept. 19) 8 Guns N' Roses - Chi- nese Democracy Do us a favor, Axl. Just stop. Stop with the feud with Slash, end the pitiful descend into crying wolf (This year! This year!), and just come clean. Chinese Democ- racy, the record $17 million behemoth, delayed since we were grade school, is not com- ing out. It's on this list as a pure tease, nothing more, just a reminder how old G N'R's fan base is becoming (how's sliding into middle-age, suck- ers?). (TBD) , Ludacris - Release Therapy He's all class now. Culture wars with Oprah. Con- servative hair. Chris Bridges on the marquee. He's also appar- ently at "War With God" on Release Therapy, another tug- boat dragging Timaland, Nep- tunes, and Rick Rubin beats, giggly lines about thighs and blunts and a mix of blissed-out swagger and, you know, witty shit. T.I is the king, Jeezy is the trap and Wayne is the best. So the real question might be, See MUSIC, page 5B Ax Rose of Guns N' Roses. ~LIS1 A weekly guide to who's where, what's happening and why you should be there. Arts editors recommend this week's best bets. Catch a breathtaking orchestra performance at Hill Auditorium later this year - for half price. The University Musical Society, the main theatrical and musical organization for performances at the University, is offering half-off tickets for all UMS events (except for Royal Shakespeare Company passes) on sale at 8:00 p.m. at the Michigan Union for three nights only, Sunday through Tuesday. Before you go see the new Michael Gondry film "The Science of Sleep," check out acclaimed New York artist Gregory Barsamian's 3- D animated sculptures before the exhibit leaves UMMA's offsite loca- tion on South University Avenue. Much of his work is inspired by the workings of the mind and dreams of the subconscious. Deep. The exhibit is open to the public. A $5 donation is requested. New Yorkers Mike Stroud and Evan Mast released the album Clas- sics last month and are touring in support of it with the Envelopes and Panther. As Ratatat, the duo brings five years together of indietronica and ferocious facial hair to The Blind Pig, everyone's favorite Ann Arbor rock venue, Saturday night at 9:30 p.m. Tickets are $12 in advance, $14 on the day of the show. The William Trotter Multicul- tural Center will be showing "Dave Chapelle's Block Party" Friday night as the first movie in their Cultural Awareness Film Explosion. Not only does this give you an opportu- nity to enjoy Lauryn Hill, The Roots and others on film for free, snacks and beverages will be provided for moviegoers. The movie will be shown on Fri- day at 8:30 p.m. 7