r The Michigan Daily - michigandaily.com DAILY SPORTS BREAKS DOWN THE WEEKEND THAT WAS 2B - Monday, December 11,D2006 M' SCHEDULE SATURDAY-12.16 M BASKETBALL VS NORTHERN ILLINIS,2 P.M. W BASKETBALL VS. DARTMOUTH, 7P.M. M GYMNASTICS VS. MAIZE AND BLUE INTRASQUAD, 7 P.M. *home games in all caps *all times EST SAID AND HEARD "It's bullshit. Until the BCS gets a playoff system, the BCS will always be a joke.... I believe Michigan is the best team in the country with the exception of Ohio State." - Former Michigan wide receiver BRAYLON EDWARDS ATHLETE OF THE WEEK STEVE LUKE WRESTLING Luke took down sixth-ranked Brandon Sin- nott, 4-2, in the second overtime to give Michigan a chance for a comeback win over No. 11 Central Michigan. ,' Only in America: Crowning a king The Bowl Championship Series isn't perfect. But then again, what is? Through all the yapping, bashing and trashing about the BCS lately, I've yet to hear many alterna- tives mentioned other than a playoff. So in the interest of go, adding to the never-ending, JACK list of sports what ifs, let's HER AN see what would happen if the NCAA used a different method to name a champion. Golf In an effort to emulate one of the more successful pro sports leagues, the NCAA could adopt the PGA Tour's system of tracking the money list. This year, things wouldn't really change that much, as the Buckeyes win the title. I'm pretty sure the Ohio State players receive more cash than anyone else in the country. Boxing The good news: Under this sys- tem, Michigan wins a champion- ship. The bad news: So do 50 other schools. After Ohio State refused to play Michigan ina rematch, the WFAOA, WFLOU, WFAOL and IFAOL all stripped the Buckeyes of their heavyweight titles, which negated any chance of a unified champion. The Wolverines grab two of those championships with a win over Southern Cal, as well as the IFLOL and USFLOU belts that were vacant. Other teams get in on the fun, too. Undefeated Boise State lays claim to a number of junior-middle-micro- nano-giga-welterweight titles. Even Florida, blown out by Ohio State in the National Championship game, captured a belt - the JWCFALNC - sanctioned by the boxing associa- tion run by infamous Harris-poll voter Jim Walden, who continued to rank the Gators first. NASCAR Under NASCAR rules, the best racers can compete in Busch Series races, essentially the minor leagues, even if they will be participating in the big race the next day. The night before the Southeastern Confer- ence Championship game (thanks Dr. Pepper), Arkansas took on a local high school, and punt returner Reggie Fish got injured. There's no chance for him to muff a punt the following day, and Arkansas beats Florida, sending Michigan to the championship game. In front of the neutral crowd (sponsored by Citigroup) on a bet- ter field (brought to you by Sprite), Michigan tops Ohio State for the title (provided by Pepsi) and con- troversy ensues (paid for by Micro- soft). The Grammys Last year sparked controversy when the Recording Academy showed how out of touch it was by ordeorinL,a match-un of inamesn Notre Dame and Penn State. This year, the Academy set out to prove it was still cool. Impressed by Boise State's unde- feated record, mid-major status and blue turf, the voters make the trendy pick and send the Broncos to face off against Ohio State in Glendale, Ariz., for the National Championship. Ohio State wins, 76-3. Homecoming queen After Lloyd found out that Jim didn't cast a vote, he called Charlie who asked him if he heard what Mack found out Urban said to Phil about Lloyd, who had, in fact, not heard what Urban had told Phil, who didn't tell Mack but called Bobby who then talked to Mack. Disappointed, Lloyd complained to Principal Slive, who dismissed it because he's Urban's second cousin. Electoral college The election is filled with hanging chads (not Hennes), faulty electronic voting machines and days of specu- lation. Controversy hits Ohio again, as many of the voters follow their esteemed leader and fail to cast a ballot. Florida barely ekes out a win in its home state, after thousands of people accidentally vote for Troy. I'd like to tell you the winner under this scenario, but I can't really predict it. If George W. Bush was elected twice, anything can happen. -- PETESCHOTTFLS/i - Herman can be reached The BCS gave Lloyd Carrgood reason to be angry after leaving his team out of at jaheroman@umich.edu. the title game. But a look at some other systems shows things could be worse I Do you advertise with The Michigan Daily Classified or Displaydepartments? Want to try something new and exciting? ® Why not also advertise Online with www.michigandaily.com? 0 I Ca your online account executiv 35 for this exciting new oer and other 11 Club Jcers compete for pride, love of the game By ALEX PROSPERI Daily Sports Writer In order to play club hockey at Michigan, a player needs one thing - a love of the game. "This is the most fun I have ever had playing hockey," senior forward John Dobrez said. "It's the first time playing with people from my school because I played travel hockey in high school. The camaraderie is amazing. It's a lot of fun, it's still competitive and you make so many friends. "I can't imagine going to col- lege without club hockey. It's the greatest part of college life." When Dobrez came to Michi- gan, he said club hockey sounded appealing. But he was unsure how high the level of competition would be. "I didn't know what to expect coming to play club hockey at Michigan," Dobrez said. But that uncertainty was about to pass. "At tryouts, I finally realized just how good the competition was," Dobrez said. "There were a lot of really good players." Dobrez cites the locker-room atmosphere as another reason why he knew that club hockey was going to be a blast. "Everyone in the locker room was great," Dobrez said. "The upperclassmen took me in right away and made me feel welcomed. I knew it was going to be a great time." One advantage of club hockey is that the time commitment isn't too extreme. The 25-player team practices twice during the week, and plays twice during the week- end. That schedule gives the play- ers plenty of time off to do other things. Pat Georgoff, for instance, is involved with Crossing Borders, a group whose mission is to inform students of foreign cultural preju- dice. At the same time, these players realize that club hockey could be the end of their hockey careers. "What motivates me is the realization that this is my last four years to play real competitive hockey," Dobrez said. Just'like any other team at Michigan, the Wolverine's biggest rivals are Ohio State and Michi- gan State. "Those games mean a lot to all of us regardless of the teams' records." For these players, it's one thing to win a game against opponents of that caliber. But the pride they feel when wearing a jersey that sports the block 'M' on the front is quite another. That translates into exemplary team chemistry, which is one of the reasons this rookie-laden team has gotten off to a 10-6-1 start even with losses that Dobrez believes the team should have won. The Wolverines have a 33- game season with home games at Yost Ice Arena that barely draw a couple hundred fans. But that doesn't matter to Dobrez and the rest of the Wol- verines. "We do it because we love the game," Dobrez said. 3 EASY W AYS T O RDER! ufro ( srT taom. rToearns: more s',bviitit ass. 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