ARTS The Michigan Daily - Tuesday, April 18, 2006 - 13 LL sounds aged on 'Todd' By Amanda Andrade and Kimberly Chou Daily Arts Writers MUSIC REVIEW "My 12th album launch / Now everything is carte blanche!" bellows LL Cool J on the opening track of Todd Smith, featuring Juelz "Back Like Cooked Crack" San- tana. Carte blanche for suck-cess? Not quite, but one would expect LL Cool J more from the self-proclaimed "Greatest Of All Time." Todd Smith Even an uninitiated hip-hop Def Jam listener should be able to discern the now-tired beats and contrived rhymes on LL's (n6 James Todd Smith) latest effort. His 12th, as he constantly reminds us, features no less than 12 guest stars. LL displays an extraordinary reliance on his presumed inferiors here, calling on artists from Ne-Yo to Mary J. Blige to sing his hooks. Giving him the benefit of the doubt, though, we might suppose that LL was simply calling in reinforcements to make time for his side gig as a C-list action star and the occasional moonlighting stint as Queen Latifah's supporting man. Still, it's impressive that LL has made it to a dozen albums, with the shelf life of an average rap career being relatively short and listeners notoriously fickle. Already a radio hit, "Control Myself" is the strongest single track on the release. Boasting deft Jermaine Dupri production and coquettish vocals from Jennifer Lopez, Jam bands: the greatest huge gangs of musicians since Three 6 Mafia. Ascend to Heaven in 24 hours or less Courtesy of Def Jam "Quiet ... I'm really old and useless." the track allows LL to do what he does best at this age: coast. He spits simple flows over a bullet-proof sample with the comforting back-up of J.D. and the too-long- M.I.A. J-Lo; it might be his album, but LL knows when to drop the mic and let the song become bigger than him. LL needed a track with a guaranteed audience to get him back on the charts, and "Control Myself' suitably serves its purpose. Also notable is the love-it-or-loathe-it "What You Want," mixed in between the CD's R&B slow jams and schizophrenic guest verses. The rap cleverly cops the melody from Gwen Stefani's "Hollaback Girl" and runs it over blaxploitation bass and strings. With his guttural vocals, LL tries to duplicate the toughness reestablished with his original comeback, Mama Said Knock You Out. But it's 2006, and he's a established family man and elder statesman of rap. Punchlines from that demographic gen- erally don't work as well. "Preserve the Sexy" features Roc-a-Fella nym- phet Teirra Mari strutting in and out of the call-and- response vocals. "Sexy" rides a dependable horn-based beat, but it's difficult to tell: Is LL instructing Teirra to "preserve the sexy," or is she just advocating a general preservation of an ill-conceived Diddy catchphase? Confusing, to say the least. Make no mistake, the album contains several decent songs - particularly among the middle tracks. They just don't tie together well. LL bounces from a sentimental R&B exposition of matrimony, rapping, "You walking down the aisle / My heart skips a beat / Emotions run wild," and back to dishing out old jabs at young rappers he believes are jacking his style. Not that he'd call out anyone specifically; he's far too big a man for that. On Todd Smith, LL is doin' it, doin' it and doin' it pretty well for the most part. For a once-groundbreaking artist, you would wish he'd be doin' it a little better By Andrew Klein Daily Fine Arts Editor FINE RTSPR EVI EW If you believe yourself to have even a vague interest in improvisational nusic and can admit that the University music scene is for all intents and purposes an absent presence in your life, then my friend, lean in close. Perhaps you've heard of the University's Creative Arts Orchestra, one straw in the All male a capella group celebrates Earth haystack of student bands that float in the periphery of our vision. We easily digest these groups into immu- table categories. There's the time- tested monotony of a cappella, the slip-shod metal, hard rock; there's master recitals at International Society of Improvised Music's 24 Hour Jam Session Thursday at 6 p.m. Free At Canterbury House is a solid amount of improvisation-based music in this town-fronting-as-a-city. . This Thursday at Canterbury House, the student chapter of the International Society of Improvised Music will kick off a performance 6 p.m. It will end the next day at 6 p.m. Say it with me: 24 hours of music. "It's absolutely free, and you can come for as long as you want;' School of Music junior Matt Endhal, one of the event's organizers, said. Maybe it should be restated that you should come for as long as you are able. "We're trying to put on this show to increase awareness of the student chap- ter of ISIM around the University," Endahl said. ISIM chapters can be found in San Diego, New York City and quite a few places in between. India, Poland and Eng- land have their own chapters as well. At the heart of this is Ed Sarath. Sarath is a professor in the Department of Jazz and Improvisation Studies and the direc- tor of the Program in Creativity and Con- sciousness Studies. He is the founder of both the ISIM itself and the University's Creative Arts Orchestra, a student-based free improvisation group. Speaking on the 24-hour mind fuck, Endahl said: "If you are going to stop by, stop by with an open mind" There will be a tuba soloist, a jazz quar- tet and an electronica band. "We don't have a narrow focus," Endahl said. There's something for you here. In the middle of papers, exams and getting stoned, find some time to stop by 721 E. Huron St. Don't blow this opportunity to check out a ridiculous string of student musicians for one, two or 24 hours. By Abigail B. Colodner Daily Arts Writer The 12 male voices of the internationally esteemed a capella group Chanticleer last graced the University in January 2004 to celebrate the renovation of the inspiring space that is Hill Auditorium. This Thursday, they will return to celebrate not the work of human hands, but another Chanticleer Thursday at 8 p.m. $30 At St Francis Catholic Church in-demand choral groups in the world. Following their European tour earlier this year, Ann Arbor is one stop on its 16-state U.S. tour. "EarthSongs" reflects the breadth of Chanticleer's repertoire, one of the group's most notable character- istics and undoubtedly a reason for its wide appeal. Mixed in with Renaissance madrigals, 19th-century traditional Irish songs and a piece by post-romantic composer Gustav Mahler are works by Chanticleer's former artist-in-residence Chen Yi and Sarah Hopkins, whose piece "Past Life Melodies" incorporates the Aus- tralian Aboriginal singing method of overtone singing, where higher notes play over a low, sustained drone. President and General Director Christine Bullin explained how Chanticleer usually organizes its program around a theme. and this year chose the Earth. She said that "EarthSongs" hopes to "dem- onstrate our universal relationship to and depen- dence on her. Of course, there could be no more pertinent theme today." Several of the pieces are derived from poetic medita- tions on nature, such as works by Walt Whitman and German poet/playwright Bertolt Brecht. Yi's piece "Wild Grass" is meant to evoke the atmosphere of the composer's native southeast China. This evocation is facilitated by "word painting," in which sound is delib- erately suggestive of an image. "EarthSongs" seems to be in the same vein as Chanticleer's 29th and most recent CD, Sound in Spirit. The recording focuses on sacred music from traditions as variant as Tibetan and Byzantine chant and incorporates outdoor sounds, much as "Earth- Songs" addresses centuries of human attitudes toward the, for some, sacred force of nature. The variety of the program to be presented on the 20th is designed to showcase Chanticleer's wide range. Bullin said it will "have something for everybody, but hopefully will also show how the joy of singing and the relevance of music crosses all centuries and styles." Hill Auditorium, experimental this-or- thats at the Half-Ass; and, of course, the list goes on. These scenes aside, jazz has been - alongside folk - Ann Arbor's gem:;Red Hot Lovers on East University Avenue houses several Ann Arbor Jazz Festival posters whose band lists will still your heart: Ray Charles, Charles Mingus, B.B. King, Sun Ra and his Arkestra, Pharoah Sanders, the Ornette Coleman Quartet, Sun Ra & His Intergalactic Discipline Arkestra, Miles Davis - good God, why wasn't I around then? Why weren't you? Most of these cats aren't around any- more. That's OK - sort of. But there still source of inspiration - the natural world - in the concert "EarthSongs" at 8 p.m. at St. Francis Catholic Church on East Stadium Boulevard. The San Francisco-based group was founded in 1978, and since then has become one of the most Courtesy of Disney 'Away Michael Jackson, away!' Nania rocks on DVD By Bernie Nguyen Associate Arts Editor There's a rightful king. An evil tyrant. A battle between good and evil on a wide plain with stirring strings and powerful drums to heighten the emotional impact. It's even filmed in New Zealand. But it's not "Lord of the Rings." Rather, it's "The Lion, the Witch, and the Ward- robe," a children's s version of the Hol- lywood epic, and what's sure to be the first installment of a feature-film series based on C.S. Lew- is's beloved tales. The four Pevensie children (William Moseley, Anna Pop- plewell, Skander Keynes and Georgie Henley) accidently stumble into Narnia The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe Disney of the book's power and moral fortitude (yes, it has fortitude). These eye-catching moments come at the price of character development. Many viewers who aren't blessed with prolonged exposure to Lewis's books will come away from the movie with a narrow, critical perception of his two-dimensional characters. But these complaints are small com- pared to the abundant charms "Narnia" grants its viewers. Admirably rendered talking animals, superb mountain vistas and the quaint British accents of its debut actors are only a few of the film's aspects that director Andrew Adamson handles so well. The film's beauty overcomes its nar- rative limitations - the settings alone are enough to inspire. The DVD set contains a wealth of extras, including an entire disc featuring background on the director and actors, as well as behind-the-scenes looks at the costumes, sets and special effects that help make the movie so effective; here, atten- tion to detail is what keeps Narnia looking like an actual world of its own. In addition to these basics, there are two other versions of the film, one with com- mentary by the director and producers and the other with optional pop-up features describing in greater detail the history of various creatures, Narnian landmarks and anecdotes about Lewis. There's also a video history of Lewis that expands on the role his life niaved in the creation of through a seem- ingly normal wardrobe. Narnia, a land held under the enchantment of the evil White Witch, also the erstwhile queen, has apparently been waiting for them to rescue it from the wintry clutches of the witch's magic. Through their adventure, they encounter some lovable beavers, a nlak of hlood-hunrv wolves and Aslan. I