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3B The Daily Dish
Douglas Kelbaugh discusses the
prospects for the Airport City
area near Detroit Metro Airport.
3B The List
A guide to the happenings,
concerts and events around
town this weekend.
4B Fashion Column
Faria Jabbar is fed up with
red carpet fashion and
its widespread appeal.
4B Meta-Critic Column
Jason Skorski enjoys
George Wallace more than
any person should.
5B In My Own Words
Forest Casey discusses
being fired as an RA and
his appeal for his job.

From the Editors

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6B A Beautiful Mastermind
A look into Ted Kaczynski's
time as a graduate
student at the University.
10B Architecture Column
Austin Dingwall confronts the
changing trends in architecture
and the University's neglect.
11B Random Student Intepview
Random hates leprechauns
and, in turn, kills
St. Patrick's Day spirit.

This week's issue is
centered around the
compelling story of
Ted Kaczynski, bet-
ter known as the Una-
bomber.
While researching
for the story, Manag-
ing News Editor Karl.
Stampfl even received
a hand written letter
from the Unabomber
himself, mailed from a
maximum-security pris-
on in Colorado.

lT Michigan Daily: Hi, is Shan-
non there?
Random: Yea, hi.
'1JD: Hey, this is Carissa from the
Michigan Daily. You've been selected for
the random student interview. You up to
it?
R: Uh sure:
TMD: OK, awesome, well my first
question is: Were you sad to hear that
Michigan won't be part of March Mad-
ness this year?
R: Um, I was a little upset but not as
upset as Cincinnati because that's where
I'm from, so I think they deserved it.
TMD: I'm from . Cincinnati too.
Bearcats fan?
R: Yes.
TMD: What did you think about coach
Huggins and his alcoholism?
R: Um, you know it's up to him, I
really don't think he should've been fired
though. I think Nancy Zimpher, the presi-
dent, is just trying to have her way with
everything and its not going too well.
TMD: I have friends that go to UC and
they talk about how Nancy Zimpher is a
whore. Makes me think of Ann Arbor's a
whore. So who do you think will win?
R: I don't know, I'm kinda maybe
thinking Duke.
TMD: My brother said that he met
coach K and he's kinda short, so he
might have little man syndrome. In a
fight between him and Jim Calhoun, who
would win?
R: Ya know what I really don't know.


Magazine Editor: James V. Dowd
Associate Magazine Editor: Chris Gaerig
Cover Art: Shubra Ohri
Photo Editor: Shubra Ohri
Designer: William Couch
Editor in Chief: Donn M. Fresard
Managing Editor: Ashley Dinges

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In the "In My Own Words" segment, Daily photog-
rapher Forest Casey discusses his dismissal as a
Resident Advisor in Mary Markley Residence Hall.
He has an appeal on Monday and argues about
why he should keep his position.
The issue also includes columnist Jason Skor-
ski's praise of George Wallace and fashion colum-
nist Faria Jabbar's contempt for red carpet fashion
spreading out into the mainstream public.
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TMD: Take a guess.
R: Uh, I'm gonna go with coach K.
TMD: Why? Just because you're a
fan?
R: Ya, I don't know. He's little, I'm sure
he can pack a punch, though.
TMD: Ya, little men often can. OK, so
did you hear someone is actually going to
marry Michael Bolton?
R: Oh really? No I didn't hear that...
TMD: Remember him?
R: Yeah, I do.
TMD: Yeah He's engaged to a desper-
ate housewife.
R: Really? Which one is it exactly?
TMD: The old blonde one. She
just broke up with her fianc6e so she is
rebounding with Michael Bolton.
R: Yeah that's pretty low.
TMD: He doesn't have that long hair
anymore though. Do you think it's sexy
for guys to have long hair?
R: Um, no, I'm not really a fan, espe-
cially when it's curly too like that. It's just
gross.
TMD: What about back hair, is that
sexy?
R: Um no, uh-uh, not at all.
TMD: OK. If you could choose any-
one to be the commencement speaker,
who would it be?
R: That's a good question. I don't
know, I'm not graduating this year but I
really like Oprah Winfrey, she's my fave,
so I'd have to go with her.
TMD: You like Oprah? Why?
R: She's just very admirable. I love

everything that she does for people and
the community. I just think she's just a
great person.
TMD: Do you think it matters that she
has nothing to do with the school or with
college in general?
R: No.
TMD: So what do you think about the
big footballs on campus?
R: I think they're cool. They're kinda
interesting and they give the place a little
decoration.
TMD: Do you think its funny that
after one was stolen the first places the
cops went were the fraternity houses?
R: Um yeah that is a little funny, kinda
suspicious, but did they ever get it back?
TMD: Uh, yeah, a while ago.
R: Oh OK.
TMD: Have you ever been with a frat
guy?
R: Uh, no, I have not and I'm very
proud of that. I don't intend to.
TMD: What about girls who do hook
up with frat guys? Do you think they are
more slutty than the average girl?
R: Um hmm ...
TMD: You hesitated, makes me think
that's a yes.
R: Um, it's just that everybody is kinda
different.
TMD: Well would you ever hook up
with a guy wearing a grill?
R: No, I don't think I would.
TMD: Is dental hygiene important to
you?
R: Uh yes it is, very important. I like a


nice smile and straight teeth.
TMD: What's the best pickup line you
ever heard?
R: Um well, is it sad to say that I've
never really been picked up?
TMD: Um, yeah it is.
R: "Hi" is the best one that works for
me.
TMD: Man, they don't have to try very
hard for you.
R: I'm in a relationship right now so I
don't really get it that often.
TMD: What would your boyfriend do
if some guy came up to you and said he
was drunk off your humps?
R: Um, I think he'd be a little upset
about it, probably yell at him.
TMD: Ok well do you have any plans
for St. Patrick's Day?
R: No, just to drink a lot and have fun.
TMD: Last year, some guy came into
one of my classes completely wasted and
wearing a diaper and a pacifier. Have you
ever ...
R: Oh god I hope.I can see that!
TMD: Why would you want to see a
guy in a diaper?
R: I just think it would be funny, to
show up in class one day.
TMD: Would you ever go to class in

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