Tuesday March 14, 2006 arts. michigandaily.com artspage@michigandaily.com R TheSflictigan aig * 8 - - - - - - - DJ Paul for president! I uck Jon Stewart: I had When The Smoke Clears Vol.] when it first came out. I knew about "Stay Fly" before you ever heard it at Skeepers. I've had the intro to "Sippin' on Some Syrup" -engrained in my heartsince high school. In short, I love Three 6 Mafia, I'm from Rhode Island and I'm white as fuck. But how twisted is it that the rap powers-that-be have decided Three 6 Mafia is categori- cally insignificant and that Memphis's finest sound Wizards are some how not a "real" hip-hop act. The brunt of this igno- rance comes not just from old white people (who, as Stewart wisely pointed out, know absolutely noth- ing about this new Ameri- can art), but from anyone Ev4 who only wants rap one McGA way: their way. People love Common not cause of his coffee-house uplift, but because he's "conscious." That is. his "consciousness" matches their presumed morality. Of course, people usually want a "consciousness" that's in line with their own concept of reality. People who like Common probably want their world to be interpersonal niceties and all those very Common-y, Roots-y things. Which is fine. The problem is, some listeners expect and demand that all their hip hop sounds like that. Don't get me wrong. I think that even with the unfortunate and misleading label of "conscious," the genre has produced two astounding, almost perfect albums - Mos Def's Black On Both Sides and A Tribe Called Quest's Low End Theory - that, sadly, also cast intense enough shadows some artists have failed to escape (Dear AZ and Black Thought, try something new ... now). Also, as a fairly educated white hip- hop fan, I can say this with some author- ity: White America, by and large, is about seven years behind rap. Our parents' generation is still getting over the whole N.W.A thing, and even now, "pop-rock" radio station billboards A on 1-94 testify "NO RAP" like it's a huge upside. First off, Three 6 Mafia, and they do fit into this paradox, is guilty of nothing. For those who deem them "ignorant" or (the most dreaded of hip-hop assessments) "un-real" I would ask: What is real? Yes, Three 6 Mafia is foul, amoral and, most likely, partly fictional. But what about classics like Anthony Burgess's "A Clockwork Orange"? Do we penalize their creators for cre- ating their own reality? And I hate to break it to fellow Three 6 fans, but no matter how much weed they smoke or coke they toot, "Take A Bump" or "Hit A Muthafucka" are fictional songs. But that's what makes so much of N rap so interesting: the use RVEY of persona. Most listen- ers demand absolute truth from their rappers. Jeezy sold coke; he can rap about it. Common doesn't; he shouldn't. You see the tension? And the final question for today: Would America (and our generation) have been happier if Common/Cormega/The Roots had won? Does hip hop need a counterweight for gangsters? Does America need the most visible MCs to create art that's moral and uplifting but frequently middle-brow? Is rap today better for having Three 6 Mafia as Oscar winners? Would Common be better? Could Common have won? What this signals to me is that hip hop is as incalculable as any other high art. So for the white kids listening to Three 6, Indian kids bumping 2Pac, Asians, Blacks, Native Americans, men, women, Christians, Jews, Muslims, backpackers, mixtape assassins and especially out-of-touch white people, let's thank Three 6 Mafia for broadening rap's spotlight and showing the patch- worked American rap audience as per- haps the true most known unknown. This shit is way more gully than "Chocolat." FRANCE, LIES AND VIDEOTAPE POSTMODERN THRILLER CONFOUNDS AND DELIGHTS By Kristin MacDonald Daily Arts Writer Leave it to foreign cinema to make a thriller geared more toward quiet social criticism than upfront chills. Though its poster boasts the bloody slash of a Stephen King Cache bestseller, "Cach6" picks up At the Michigan momentum at a snail's pace, Theater steadfastly refusing to indulge in the standard tension-building of Sony Pictures Classics suspense drama. And the stakes at hand are greater than simple life or death. The more the plot unwinds, the more apparent it becomes that social tensions of race and class make up "Cache's" true bread and but- ter, though the film steers a far more understated course in its exploration of these themes than, say, recent Oscar champion "Crash." The issues are skirted, dodged around and never fully addressed; they become unspoken social patterns, lying sub- consciously beneath the everyday discourse. "Cach6;" which translates to "hidden" in French, therefore makes for an appropriate title, one equally applicable to its leading man. Georges Laurent (Daniel Auteil, "Le Placard") is the successful host of a tele- vised literary discussion circle and the perfect picture of middle-class respectability, until an anonymous series of threatening surveillance tapes begin to appear on his porch. The tapes themselves are none too menac- ing - featuring hours of bland, unnarrated footage of the front door of Laurent's home, but the implication of being watched is undeniably creepy all the same. Laurent is initially easy to sympathize with - Auteil, the Tom Hanks of French cinema, practically radiates affability. Laurent and his careerwoman wife (Juliette Binoche, "Chocolat") take the proper steps, going to the police and warning their teenage son. But when Laurent clues in on a possible perpetrator, the film's suspense begins to hinge upon what hides below the surface of his everyman charm. By the time "Cache" really warms up, it drifts far from proper thriller territory, rendering the few jolts it does deliver all the more surprising. The plot meanders with slow, patient pacing, turning gradu- ally to the other characters in Laurent's life and the little secrets they quietly cover in their past. It's a film where style and substance are refreshingly in sync. Sparely and economically shot, its action unfolds simply, only hinting at the darker themes at hand. And in light of Paris' recent street riots, "Cache's" particular emphasis on immigrant tensions makes for pertinent subject matter, especially for a French film. But while it's admirable for a suspense drama to take on painful cultural issues, "Cache" pro- vides no answers - in fact, it barely even clarifies the exact nature of the problem. The film sidesteps either a moral stance or plot conclusion, leaving both fairly undetermined. The ambiguity of the end- ing may be in keeping with the movie's larger theme of unarticulated troubles, but it's frustrating all the same. For a movie about questions, "Cach6" leaves us wishing the filmmakers had posited at least some of their own solutions. I 4 - McGarvey wishes he was from Memphis. E-mail him at evanbmcg@umich.edu. Case's 'Confessor' hits stunning peak By Alexandra Jones Daily Arts Writer Countrified chanteuse Neko Case has wrought a conflicting mass of emotions into a brooding, complex work of art that's as heart-stoppingly beautiful as her bell- clear soprano. Fox Confessor Brings the Neko Case Flood couples loneli- ness with true love, Fox Confessor glamour with sim- Brings the Flood plicity, dark mythol- Anti ogy with emotional reality. These bundled contradictions are synthesized into one vision through a maturing artist's near-flawless execution. Case's voice indelibly colors her music, and it's still the most arresting element here. But the album's production, for which Case collaborated with Darryl Neudorf, should cement Case's reputa- tion as an artist in complete control - not just of her still-shocking vocal talent, but of the way we hear each caramel-smooth dulcet syllable, each emotionally charged lyrical image, every swirl of strings cym- bals underneath. The simple, slightly muted instrumen- tals on Confessor spotlight Case's reverb- tinged melodies in such a way that, under a lesser vocalist, might sound boring. But Case has created a sort of oil-on-water- color soundscape, gently softening both the featured attraction and her support- ing cast into a glimmering sound palette. While the vocals enthusiastically take center stage, instrumental elements, such as the lithe piano on "Margaret vs. Pau- line,"the stinging guitar riff on "Hold On, Hold On" and Joey Burns's deep, woody cello on spectacular closer "The Needle Has Landed," attract significant attention when they emerge from the core sound. Case avoids a diva-esque separation from the instrumentalists and backup vocalist - and they're not exactly light- weights. Burns and John Convertino of Calexico, Case's erstwhile bandmates Dallas Good and Travis Good of the Sadies, singer/songwriter Kelly Hogan and The Band's stellar organist Garth Hudson construct the forest-lined high- ways, electrically charged pas de deux and dark cityscapes that complete Case's clear, velvety narration. While A.C. Newman, Case's occa- sional bandmate in the New Pornogra- phers, has said that some of his lyrics are chosen for their sound rather than their meaning, the scenarios Case constructs for her own voice to illustrate make the most of the pristine instrument with which they're delivered. She woos our ears with joyfully belted lines like, "I'm holding out for that teenage feeling" at one moment and revealing desperation, power and grace with bitter words: "I leave the party at 3 a.m., alone, thank God, with a valium... / It's the devil that I love." Case's thematic forays into spiritu- als sound more like parties than services, and her arrangement of the traditional "John Saw That Number," with its tam- bourine jangles and church-basement piano, provides a moment of twangy levity amidst the artistically and emo- tionally complex material that makes up Confessor: It's okay to just revel in the sound of her voice. But it's the state of limbo between sweetness and despair that inspires Case to explore emotionally; the sublime "Star Witness" describes a violent car crash that, I aq 'The Shaggy Dog' full of fleas, insipid storyline By Christina Choi Daily Arts Writer ANN " If the Baha Men happened to stumble into a black hole, every day would be Christmas. The inclusion of their ear-perforat- metaphorically or literally, has claimed the singer's love. "Don't let him die," she murmurs, before launching into the song's hook - "Oh, how I forgot" - to close the episode. But the album's most affecting piece is "Maybe Sparrow' an allegorical warn- ing to the characters Case has inhabited on the rest of the album. "You'll never pass / Beyond the gate," she sings, not in warning, but in mourning; she's already told us what happens to those who fly too high, too soon. Fox Confessor Brings the Flood is more than we could have expected; it's more than we deserve. Case's signature aptitude could catapult her to the front of the lineup of a dozen great bands or even to the top of the pop charts. But she's given us an album's worth of bewitching musical exultations that's so much more than just the sum of her con- siderable talents. ing anthem "Who Let the Dogs Out" near the end of "The Shaggy Dog" enables the film to reach a spectacularly new level of banality. The Shaggy' Dog At the Showcase and Quality 16 Disney I For better and worse, only the pre- pubescent will appreciate the film's weak and often flat-out peculiar sense of humor. The updated version of the film revolves around the evil Dr. Kozak's (Robert Downey Jr., "Good Night, and Good Luck") quest to discover what allows Shaggy, a lovable canine, to live so long, but Shaggy's escape from the research lab quickly finds him with the family of attorney Dave Douglas (Tim Allen). When Dave is bitten by Shaggy, it triggers a canine transformation that, in true Disney fashion, ultimately provides him with a new perspective on life and love. While a man acting like a dog isn't particularly difficult to imag- ine, the miniscule amount of distress the transformed Dave expresses is unsettling. In fact, the only major revelation he has concerning his new body consists of his utterance "I can lick my own eye!" While Allen delivers these lines with sufficient comic timing, his actions cripple him; it's hard to tell if kids will find his constant head-scratching funny or a sign of lice. The film is also hellbent on disproving the idea that watching a grown man chase after a stick eventually gets old. Then, Shaggy becomes a type of new-age mystic who practices meditation with Tibetan monks and enjoys catching the occasional wave on vacation. And yes, he's a dog. Surprisingly enough, he's one of the most complex characters in the film, as computer generated as he may occasionally appear. And as for Dave's beautiful wife and daddy- deprived children, their performanc- es carry zero emotional weight. The film's increasingly strange and pointless story continues with unsuccessful attempts at testing the Shaggy-derived anti-aging serum at a research lab. Creatures such as a toad with the head of a pug and barking rabbits are kept under the public radar. They're intended to be silly, but there's something undeniably creepy about a hissing python with a furry tail. In short, "The Shaggy Dog" is a film for children who are just old enough to use the word "poopie" in a correct sentence. While a clear-cut plot and a sweetly satisfying ending manage to leave the film at a level of solid mediocrity, all the big laughs occur at the wrong moments. There are no esoteric adult references imbedded in the film to entertain parents, yet the bizarre humor that arises when Dave, as a dog, attempts to bark "I love you" to his wife just might make up for it. Why? She actually understands him. 9 4 9 at Dance Gallery Studio, 815 Wildt Street, Ann Arbor, MI Busch Gardens of Tampa, Florida is now hiring performers of many talents for a variety of live show productions including an all new show to open in May of 2006. We are particularly interested in: comedic actors that can sing and/or sing and dance: Billy Crystal/ Nathan Lane/Martin Short type. We are also seeking: dancers that can sing and act (comedy), vocalists that can act (comedy) and dancers with strong jazz technique. We are also seeking kit drummers and keyboard players. You should have an outgoing personality. singing ability is a plus. No appointment necessary. Brine prepared audition and a current non-returnable resume and University of Michigan Central Campus March 24, 2006 MBEC brings together students & professionals in Biomedical Engineering and the Life Sciences for panel discussions, technical sessions and informal exchange of ideas important to the future of BME I