Tuesday February 7, 2006 arts. michigandaily. com artspage@michigandaily.com RSeidiigan tilg The birth of a network TV COLUMN MIDS-EASON REPLACEMENT Courtesy of the Weinstein Company Most awkward take-your-son-to-work day ever. LOST I 'AN ATION HUFFMAN'S ELECTRIC PERFORMANCE LIFTS 'TRANSAMERICA' So long, UPN. Goodbye, WB. In the past, viewers have been graced with some of the most original and innovative programming (as well as some of the worst) in years from the two little netlets that could. But now there's only one. No, there is no winner in the battle for fifth place, but rather a tie. Enter the CW. What is it? It's the new network that will combine the best pro- gramming from both the WB and UPN in an attempt ' to finally be a real player in the world of network television. From the looks of it, UPN will control the merger, not the WB. UPN had the superior ratings this A season, though both net- works have incurred losses, ROTT and its president will carry over to the CW. But many viewers will be left in the lurch when the dust settles. UPN and the WB started out as niche stations, primarily catering to minority and teen audiences. These two groups of viewers are consistently ignored by the major networks, and the pair of netlets provided a safe haven for these types of programs. While some shows featured in the early days don't exactly elicit fond memories (UPN's "The Secret Diaries of Desmond Pfeiffer" rings a bell), many great, albeit lowly rated, series emerged. Truthfully, my fondness for UPN is somewhat small. They began to spe- cifically peddle middling sitcoms and new "Star Trek" series. Their biggest hit until this past year was profes- sional wrestling. "Veronica Mars" is the first show to be called the next "Buffy" that actually lived up to the hype, and "Everybody Hates Chris" managed to find a perfect formula of laughs and heart. The WB, on the other hand, found more of an identity than its counterpart. That image may have been closely linked to teen drama, but many of those series grew beyond the confines of their target audience. I'll bite my tongue and not write the rest of this piece expounding the virtues of Joss Whedon's two mas- DA 'ET terpieces ("Buffy" and "Angel" for those not in the know), but it should be known that these incredibly offbeat works would never have been created without an upstart network like the WB. And here is the CW. One look at the press materials and it becomes pretty clear that the schedule is already extremely crowded. If they simply bring back what they deem the best of both worlds and only air original programming five nights a week, then there may only be one or two empty slots for a new series. This is a glaring problem, especially when the whole point of merging the networks AM seems to be to compete with the big boys. Even the NBERG best ratings of the WB and UPN would easily be con- sidered putrid by the big four. The nice thing about the WB and UPN was that they attempted different types of programs. More often than not, they failed. But in the rare case where they did succeed, it provided viewers something that network TV couldn't. Now, it doesn't even look like the CW would try anything different. They seem content to let the critical darlings stay on the network until they have the necessary pilots in place for the following season. While it's great that the CW has faith in a great series like "Veronica Mars," I feel as if it's all going to be short-lived. The CW doesn't want to be a small-time player. The whole rea- son for the merger was to expand the marketplace and the number of sta- tions broadcasting this programming. They wouldn't pump this much money in to continue airing programs other networks would deem ratings poison. The current slate of shows looks transient. I get the feeling that next year, we'll see a fall schedule filled with the same run-of-the-mill sitcoms and pro- cedural dramas that fill its competitors' primetime blocks. I By Andrew Bielak Daily Arts Writer At its core, first-time director Duncan Tucker's "Transamerica" is a struggle between two different films. One is essentially a vehi- cle for "Desperate Housewives" Transamerica star Felicity Huffman, whose At the State transformation into the trans- Theater gender telemarketer/waitress Bree delivers one of the most The Weinstein Company powerfully affecting and out- right hilarious performances of the past year. The other is a well worn, emotionally uplifting tale of redemp- tion and acceptance, comfortable with its big heart and message of tolerance yet lacking the sense of tragedy or urgency embodied by its female lead. Thankfully, it's the former that wins out, as Huffman's courageous, vulnerable Bree doesn't carry the film so much as she lugs it up Mount Everest on her back. The action begins in Los Angeles, where Bree awaits psychiatric approval to complete the final surgical step of her physical alteration. After she receives a phone call from an incarcerated New York teenager named Toby (Kevin Zegers, "Dawn of the Dead") who claims to be the son of her former, male self, Bree is informed by her psychiatrist (Elizabeth Pena, "Rush Hour") that she won't get permission for her surgery unless she flies cross-country and contacts the boy. As it turns out, Toby is somewhat of a troubled soul, surviving day-to-day as a drug addict and pros- titute, and Bree feels obligated to bail him out and acquaint herself with the son she never knew she had. Rather than reveal her true relation to Toby, Bree masks her identity and passes herself off as an evangelical Christian who aims to reform Toby's morally bankrupt ways. When the boy says he wants to make a living as an actor on the west coast, Bree offers him a free ride, and the cross-country road trip bonding gets fully underway. The awkward, guarded relationship that develops between the two fractured characters - shrouded in a multitude of muddled histories and half-truths - develops at an achingly slow pace, but pays off with its eventual poignancy. Bree's newfound parental role is both absurdly comical and painful to watch, and Huffman juggles the character's sense of cali- brated femininity and bubbling insecurity deftly. With stop-offs at both Toby and Bree's child- hood homes, the film attempts to connect the duo's equally troubled histories. Unfortunately, the characters that occupy these spaces - rang- ing from Toby's sexually abusive stepfather to Bree's eternally scornful mother (Fionulla Fla- nagan, "The Others," in an absolutely hysterical role) and passive father - fail to break out of typical cinematic stereotypes. "Transamerica" functions exceptionally well as a meticulously detailed character study, but it con- cedes some of its emotional weight in an attempt to cover larger themes of familial discord and forgive- ness. Still, Huffman's breathtaking performance - and the infinite moments of tragedy, humor and empathy it elicits - not only makes "Transamerica" a fine film, it makes its star worthy of some serious Hollywood hardware. - Rottenberg is gravely concerned about the future of "Girlfriends." E- mail him at arotten@umich.edu. Guy-girl rocker pair provide tense Americana tunes By Kimberly Chou Daily Arts Writer After playing cello with Belle and Sebas- tian for a few years, what else is a pixie-waif songstress to do besides cut a record with a grizzly ex-frontman? Write some dark, ethereal folk-pop num- bers with Tom Waits in mind, arrange a Hank Williams classic with female vocals and maybe get her bangs trimmed to look more like '60s mod goddess Twiggy. Since V2 Records released Isobel Campbell and Mark Lanegan's EP, the pair has finished its first full-length album, Ballad of the Broken Seas. A classic combina- tion of cutesy pop-chick and growly rock-guy, the duo Isobel has elicited comparisons to Campbell duos Jane Birkin and Serge and Mark Gainsbourg as well as Nancy Lanegan Sinatra and Lee Hazlewood. But of course, Lanegan is Ballad of the not quite the leery French Broken Seas chanteur that Gainsbourg V2 was, nor is Campbell the faint-voiced, yet wholly underrated Sinatra. Campbell is clearly the mastermind behind Ballad of the Broken Seas. She wrote and produced the majority of the songs with Lanegan's voice at the helm. Campbell is the folk wunderkind; Lanegan is just the vehicle through which Campbell channels her ideas and the voice for Campbell's more mascu- line lyrics. The duo's musical style draws from rootsy, down-home Americana, imbued with strangely psychedelic instrumentation. Songs like the delicately hymnal "(Do You Wanna) Come Walk With Me?" feature drawn-out guitars, piano and touches of mandolin. The wonder- fully titled "Honey Child, What Can I Do?" is based on a violin and cello background, but a jangly banjo bit sneaks in during the outro. Many of the songs follow a pulsing narrative structure with the love-and-death-centric imag- es of old Johnny Cash songs. Lanegan's grav- el-heavy vocals only add to that effect, while Campbell's twee lilt remains airy and distant. On a handful of her tunes, there are no female vocals at all. "The Circus Is Leaving Town" sounds like heartbreak at home on the range - and despite Cambell's Glasgow origins, obvious influences (Hank Williams, Johnny and June Carter Cash and Loretta Lynn) permeate her music. Bal- lad of the Broken Seas plays out like a movie soundtrack, a stylish film noir splashed with the gaudy bits of a spaghetti Western. Though there's the risk of the album being regarded as a novelty, Campbell and Lanegan's ying-yang dynamic makes it seem as if they've been at this for years. On the closing track, Lane- gan's voice - once howling for the Screaming Trees and Queens of the Stone Age - is bro- ken down and weary. Finishing off Ballad of the Broken Seas, the song is the best example why Campbell chose Lanegan to sing her songs. _____________________________ ______________________________ I Tip Adli 134-HUH // advertising design. ~ this page could be your new blank canvas. now hiring. contact dailydesign@umich.edu or 764-0556 for info 6 Take a FREE practice test at this event and you'll receive a detailed score analysis and exclusive strategies to help you prepare for Test Day! All Michigan Students are invited to play tennis with The Varsity Men's Tennis Team and The Michigan fK uTeam tor free, we'll ev d Whl:n When I I