Friday February 3, 2006 arts. michigandaily.com artspage@michigandaily.com RSeMii gttal 5 LAUGH- IN COMEDIAN RUSSELL PETERS TAKES THE STAGE IN ANN ARBOR By Punit Mattoo Daily TV/New Media Editor Russell Peters's success might just be a copyright attorney's worst nightmare. Already an established standup comedian in his native Canada, his popularity exploded Russell Peters when an illegally shared copy of a show - riffing on Indian cul- Friday at 7:30 p.m. ture - was quickly passed from Tickets student to student through a net- $42.50 work of file-sharing websites At the Michigan Theater and programs, making him one of the Internet's newest stars. The increased exposure led to his first major headlining tour in the United States, which includ- ed a sold-out show at the legendary Apollo Theater in New York and now, tonight's show at the Michi- gan Theater. Peters explained that he didn't expect this burgeon- ing Asian and Indian fanbase to appear so suddenly. "I had been doing standup for 16 years, and for it to happen like that sort of freaked me out," he said. "I mean, I've been doing the same shit for so long and all of a sudden, people know me." Raised in a working-class family in Toronto, Rus- sell started his career without the expected stereo- typical objections from his South Asian parents. "If I weren't doing this, I'd probably be working in a ware- house," he said. "There were no plans of going to col- lege or anything. That was never in the cards." Instead, he's out on the road with a repertoire of borderline offensive yet still hilarious material derived from his everyday experiences. "If people get offended with some of the things I say, I get pissed off because I'm like 'I didn't create this,' " Peters said jokingly. "This is actually happen- ing; you can't get mad at me for telling you what the fuck is going on out there." A large part of his routine relies on his Indian background, and it's this ethnic humor that has gen- erally brought in Peters's new audience. "In Canada, I already had a following, so people knew me and I was right across the border. It wasn't like only Indi- ans knew me. I was already mainstream before the LLOYD CARGO/Daily Joey Dosik will perform with his quartet tonight at Canterbury House. Local quartet stays and plays together By Derek Barber Daily Arts Writer For those who still think of brass play- ers as the epitome of the high school band geek, Music sopho- more Joey Dosik has another idea. According to him, "The saxophone is a hip-ass instrument." Joey Dosik Quartet Friday at 8 p.m. At Canterbury House Courtesy of Russell Peters Comedian Russell Peters will perform tonight at the Michigan Theater. Indians caught on," Peters said. Despite new audiences' expectations of Indian jokes, Peters isn't worried about becoming a niche comic and abandoning humor regarding other topics. "I don't ever worry about that. I've been doing it for way too long to be worrying about that ... At this stage in my career, I can get up and talk about what- ever the fuck I want." Peters is branching out, however, and has a new show in development with Fox. Though no other characters have been cast, Peters will be the star. His additional role as the story editor places him in con- trol of the standup-based sitcom. Slightly outside the mold of typical, "Everybody Loves Raymond"-type comedies, Peters explained that it shouldn't be con- strued as an "Indian sitcom." Talking about this rare leading role for an Indian actor gets Peters a little upset. "Well, the funniest thing is 'ER.' It's in fucking Chicago and there's only one Indian doctor. Isn't that crazy?" He saves his big- gest criticism, though, for Kal Penn who, after play- ing a non-stereotypical Indian character in "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle:' is returning to the role of Taj, the nerdy international student, in the sequel "Van Wilder 2." "If I did 'Harold and Kumar,' there's no fucking way I would look at 'Van Wilder 2' ... But he wants to buy a house and get a paycheck. I'm very harsh on that kind of stuff. I have a huge poster in my room framed of Malcolm X and it says 'No compromise. No sellout.' And I refuse, I refuse to not live by those words ... I don't want to be that guy to look back on my career and go, 'I can't believe I did that' ... I don't want to feel like a whore at the end of the day." Those who hear him play would agree. Dosik, who hails from Los Angeles, got his start playing piano before switch- ing to saxophone in the third grade. After finding a good teacher and absorb- ing large quantities of Coltrane, it wasn't long before Dosik was blowing along with some of the world's top musicians - Arthur Blythe, Nels Cline, Henry Grimes, Ndugu Chancler and Azar Law- rence, to name a few. "Initially, it just felt good to blow air and speak with it," Dosik said. "But eventually, it began to feel more like an extension of my body." After arriving at the University last year, Joey sought out fellow musicians to form a quartet, which came to include Music junior Matt Endahl on the piano and Music senior Chad Hochberg on drums. After a year of playing together, local bass extraordinaire and Music senior Andrew Kratzat stepped into the picture, providing the firm foundation they needed. "Andy's probably too humble to admit it, but he really gives us our sense of definition as a group," Dosik said. That kind of unity and sincere respect for one another is a trait that distinguish- es the quartet from other groups. "When I'm playing with these guys, it's like being able to jump off a cliff and have no fear. They're my safety net." Besides providing a flexible frame- work, the other members are accom- plished musicians in their own right. From fronting avant-garde acts to displays of individual virtuosity, this rhythm section is composed of some of the best talent Ann Arbor has to offer. "We want to be able to play anything," said Dosik, in reference to the group's diverse repertoire. Whether soulful selections like Marvin Gaye's "What's Going On?" or the more atmospheric world of Radiohead and Bjork, the quar- tet plans to stay diversified. Still, Dosik seems to understand the importance of his earliest influences. "Of course, we still want to be able to swing 'Ornithol- ogy' as hard as possible," he said. Concertgoers can expect an intimate and powerful concert driven as much by their mutual camaraderie as their ability to transcend musical boundaries. Feel like asking whether or not it's still jazz? Look no further than what Dosik has to say about their music: "It's all free." Rom com nothing to fall for By Christina Choi For the Daily The most shocking revelation in "Something New" might be the fact that Famous comedians shed image on extended 'Aristocrats' DVD the story's heroine has (spoiler warn- ing!) a weave. We thus watch her dras- tic transformation from a beautiful, long-haired black woman to, well, a Courtesy of Focus dic minds, push blue humor to the "I got my start with Colorworks in college. Does that make you hot?" limit in Penn Jillette (of Penn & Teller fame) and Paul Provenza's Something New At the Showcase and Quality 16 Focus beautiful, curly-haired black woman. Puzzlingly, the vapid film delights in pre- senting such utterly bland surprises. "Something New" is a halfhearted attempt by first-time film director Sanaa Hamri to relate the story of Kenya (Sanaa Lathan, "Alien Vs. Predator"), a success- ful-yet-love-starved lawyer tricked into going on a blind date with a nitty-gritty white landscaper named Brian (Simon Baker, "The Ring Two"). Initially turned off by his race, sparks (or rather wood- chips) begin to fly when he gets hired to landscape her new home. After some of the usual plot contrivances, the two must decide if they can overcome their differ- ences or if she is really meant to be with an "IBM" (ideal black man) - a wealthy. lawyer who dotes on her in that creepy, caretaker sort of way. Ironically promising a "new" take on relationships, rehashed race issues constitute the film's convenient epicen- ter of conflict. Take Kenya's labeling of her law firm associates as "those white boys at the plantation." For an interra- cial couple, this serves as the common- place argument fodder that jeopardizes their relationship. Clunky metaphors also make a fierce appearance, and seem to battle each other for depth as barren gardens begin to bloom and beige walls are painted pretty colors with the entrance of love into Kenya's tragically deprived life. Similarly unoriginal, the other char- acters consist of a version of the "Sex and the City" ladies as her support sys- tem, with a younger brother thrown in for comic relief (Donald Faison, TV's "Scrubs"). The one shining exception to these cardboard archetypes is Kenya's exemplary father, a wise and loving > 1 doctor. He understands her struggles and displays witty tact up against her stuffy mother that ultimately translates into refreshingly genuine onscreen affection. Yet despite this one bright spot, the generally awkward plot is further trou- bled by a lack of music and some shaky camera shots. The movie plays out like an affected documentary when, at the climax, Kenya is desperately searching for Brian. As it turns out, no, he is not dead, missing or lying mutilated in a ditch, but rather just chilling with his dog at the local flower shop. "Something New" strives to preach the progressive values of colorblindness. But then, Kenya's brother demonstrates that driving a Jaguar is all you need to impress a bevy of brainless beauties. Truly timeless advice from the for- ward-thinking film: When it comes to winning that special Valentine's heart, all you really need is some solid horse- power and shiny rims. "The Aristocrats." The film's premise is simple. Take a joke with a solid opening and punchline that's been around since the days of vaudeville and let the talent run with it and infuse it with personality. While not widely known by the general public until recently, it has been -a favorite for years among come- dians who appreciate its improvisational nature and diversion from modern "bit" comedy. During a two-year span, Jillette and Provenza ("North- ern Exposure") compiled about 200 hours of arguably the dirtiest humor ever recorded. Doug Stanhope ("The Man Show") and Andy Richter ("Andy Richter Controls the Universe") educate their infant children about the fine details of being an aris- tocrat, while Sarah Silverman ("The School of Rock") reminisces about her past days as a young aristocrat and Gilbert Gottfried ("Aladdin") brings the New York Fri- ars Club to their knees during the roast of Hugh Hefner just after Sept. 11. Unfortunately, Jillette and Provenza are unwilling to let the comedians speak uninterrupted. Stars like Saget have some great material, but it's chopped into sections with commentary and assorted background information The Aristocrats ThinkFilm spliced in between. The editing doesn't allow the audi- ence to become invested in any particular comic, which weakens its central arc. The film's preference for talking heads over any actu- al insight into the joke or its history also imbues it with a core superficiality that looms even in its most success- ful comedic moments. Though the 89-minute theatrical release might have left audiences wanting more, the DVD is more satisfy- ing, including more than two hours of previously unre- leased footage. The DVD doesn't contain a new cut of the film, but does have longer takes from many of the comedians that can be watched individually. But once again, it appears that bad habits never die as Provenza and co-editor Emery Emery haphazardly cut portions of the extended takes, too. Not all the comedians are heavily edited, but fast- talking comedians like Lewis Black ("The Daily Show") and Gottfried have the dead air removed from their takes to speed them up. This makes the jokes feel scripted, and removes the improvisational edge that makes "The Aristocrats" so exhilarating. The DVD features a commentary from Jillette and Provenza, an unnecessary highlight reel, a few other jokes from some of the featured comedians, select con- test winner's versions of the joke and a Johnny Carson featurette. Despite its deceptively simple premise, "The Aris- tocrats" is about more than just the constant retelling of one infamous joke. Through the inclusion of a wide spectrum of comedic veterans in a variety of locations, Jillette and Provenza give the audience a unique per- spective into a private comedic culture we rarely see. And combined with ample oration about bestiality, incest and rape, it certainly sets itself apart from stan- dard Hollywood fare. Film: *** Extras: *** Th11e1Iid4jch% lXIIQ IH advertising design. c/ ENTERTAINMENT .1 SPRING c::.' BREAKH PANAMA CITY BEACH, FLORIDA & SPONSORS General Motors Cobalt/HHR Promotion Beach Volleyball Tournament tie r[NW" I 2 ~ ~~1S~AW!A ~i~'~j II 'U 11