2B - The Michigan Daily - New Student Edition - Fall 2005 COMMENTARY Unreasonable demands SUHAEL MOMIN No SURRENDER MARCH 28, 2005 SAM BUTLER THE SOAPPOX MARCH 23,=2005 When the Lectur- ers' Employee Organization walked out for a day in the winter of 2004, few people questioned the validity of the lecturers' grievances. It seemed genuinely unfair that the University was treat- ing instructors with doc- toral degrees as temporary workers - choosing to provide neither job secu- rity nor just compensation. When the Graduate Employees' Organization held a one-day strike in March, however, graduate student instructors didn't even unite behind their union. Considering the impracticality of GEO's demands, it comes as no surprise that a good number of undergradu- ates, professors and even graduate students went as far as to denounce the strike for what it was: frivolous. GEO members, who already get a great deal from the University, need to stop demanding more and accept a contract. Though they may carry signs offering to "teach for food," GEO members are not exploited workers suffering from unfair compensation. GSIs at the University are already some of the best rewarded in the country, effectively "earning" more than $40,000 a year in tax-exempt tuition waivers ($25,000 per year), stipends ($14,000 per year) and benefits. When LEO launched its walkout last year, it was attempting to secure a baseline salary of $41,000 for its members - who already have earned doctorates and teach for a living. It's hard to rationally argue GEO members are exploited or unfairly paid if the average GSI - who works less than 20 hours a week, eight months a year - is compensated just slightly less than an entry-level lecturer. Furthermore, while GEO may argue that one cannot live off a tuition waver, the $14,000 yearly stipend ought to easily cover the cost of living in Ann Arbor for the vast majority of GSIs. Even when it comes to the rate of wage increases - which GEO has denounced as too slow - union members fare just as well, if not better, than the faculty of the College of Litera- ture, Science, and the Arts. In 1996, the Univer- sity decided to give GSIs the same annual pay increase given to LSA faculty, and later revised the policy to guarantee GEO members at least a 2.5-percent annual pay increase in the event that LSA faculty increases fell below that rate. While the University has indicated it wants GSIs to accept a 2-percent minimum their first year, it has made clear that all other GSIs are guaranteed 2.5 percent. Not satisfied with a better deal than the professional educators holding LSA faculty appointments, however, GEO is now demanding a "living wage," which would amount to a 20-per- cent increase over the next three years - even though no other employees receive such large increases. Despite a contractual guarantee that ensures all graduate employees working more than 10 hours a week receive health care coverage, GEO has decided to demand that all graduate employees - even those who work less than 10 hours a week - receive health care at University expense. While the University has rejected this request for financial reasons, the fundamental problem with this demand is that a GSI working four hours a week simply doesn't deserve University-spon- sored health care coverage. This becomes even more apparent when looking at the LEO contract, which essentially stipulates that a lecturer must work average about 20 hours a week during the fall and winter semesters to qualify for benefits. If a lecturer, who has made teaching his profes- sion, needs to work at least 20 hours a week for benefits, what right does a graduate student not even working 10 have to that same package? GEO, unable to see beyond its own "needs" and recognize the fiscal constraints facing the University, remains adamant about its costly concerns and is promising to strike indefinitely if the University does not negotiate in good faith to meet them. This threat, more than any single GEO demand, has rubbed the campus commu- nity the wrong way. At a time when tuition is skyrocketing, state funding is falling and oper- ating costs are trending upward, many find it ridiculous that GEO seems unwilling to simply accept an already-comfortable contract. Observ- ers can quickly see that GEO's self-interest - a desire for more money and benefits - has placed the University in a position where it will have to accept unreasonable demands simply to avoid a devastating strike. If GEO wants support from the University community, it would be wise to drop rhetoric about an indefinite strike and sign the best contract it can negotiate by week's end. Before last Thursday's walkout, GEO members posted flyers proclaiming, "The University is not a corporation." The flyers are correct: The Uni- versity is not a corporation. Rather, it is a public institution with no profits and little control over its revenue stream that is losing millions of dol- lars in funding each year. GEO needs to tone down its excessive demands and sign a respon- sible contract. joNo & E O GEo HO/ViE It's not quite the undergraduate protest I was hoping for. 6 6 SCHRADER Continued from page 1B importantly, decades of GEO action have created a campus culture of fairness that is now bearing fruit, prompting other groups to unionize and demand redress of their own grievances. Some of those grievances are much more significant than GEO's. Until inspiration from GEO led them to union- ize, lecturers had no idea yearto year whether they would be working. The University could drop them at a whim. Last year these instructors won greater job security and increased wages. Now the clerical workers at the University, fearing the axe of budget cuts, are trying to unionize. As long as GEO's demands maintain a modi- cum of common sense, the group also fosters a culture of respect for unions among the under- graduates who watch it battle the University. Which is why I wish these GSIs were more cautious. They are helping to mold the opin- ions of undergraduates about workers' rights. It would be too bad if they went on strike based on exaggerated complaints and ended up sour- ing impressionable young students on the whole labor movement. 0 Momin can be reached at smomin@umich.edu. Schrader can be reached at jtschrad@umich.edu. SAM BUTLER RECYCLED SOAPBOX MARCH 30, 2005 having a big-time commencement No, of course I wasn't gomig sLEker is important EnDt. to an LET TERS TO THE EDITOR A fair shot PIRGIM case deserves a second hearing APRIL 4, 2005 The Public Interest Research Group in Michigan is not ready to give up its fight for a chapter on campus just yet. In April, PIRGIM leaders filed a motion with the Michigan Student Assembly for an appeal, citing several wrongdoings that occurred dur- ing the group's original trial before the Central Student Judiciary. Because the first CSJ trial was marred by a series of misinterpretations and missteps, the appeal should be granted quickly, and PIRGIM should be afforded the fair trial any student organization deserves. Wells-Reid v. Michigan Student Assembly, the trial in question, took place after former MSA Chief of Staff Elliot Wells-Reid filed an injunction to prevent the assembly from voting to fund a pilot chapter of PIRGIM, arguing that to fund PIRGIM would violate regulations that allow only 5 percent of the MSA budget to be used for groups that lobby. CSJ, cit- ing U.S. Supreme Court precedent, announced its decision at an MSA meeting on March 15, ruling in favor of Wells-Reid and preventing any future MSA vote on the matter. Students for PIRGIM, citing a laundry list of procedural mishaps, has rightfully filed an appeal with CSJ. The grievances listed in its appeal - which outlined several examples of institutional incompe- tence - all raise valid concerns in accordance with the All-Campus Constitution that sets clear guide- lines for how CSJ should conduct its hearings. PIRGIM claims simple procedural rules were not followed: Only three justices were present to hear the trial, even though the guidelines explicitly require four. Because the minute- keeper for the proceedings was sick, the minutes that were recorded are now considered unusable. Some grievances, however, tran- scend simple questions of rule inter- pretation. PIRGIM complains that then-MSA Student General Coun- sel Jesse Levine - who represented MSA in the trial - withdrew from the trial early for personal reasons, leav- ing PIRGIM's defense in the hands of an MSA member, former MSA Vice President Anita Leung, who had pre- viously spoken out against it. The PIRGIM vote had enormous implications for student advocacy on this campus, and CSJ had every obligation to conduct the trial with due process. If CSJ is going to make serious rulings, it should take its pro- ceedings seriously. PIRGIM's appeal also takes issue with CSJ's interpretation of tax law, a reading it believes was unduly stringent. PIRGIM has ensured that none of its advocacy tactics will include lobbying and has even con- sented to a contract requiring that it does not lobby. Alongside the PIRGIM appeal, MSA representative Matt Holler- bach, who wrote the initial draft of the PIRGIM appeal along with his own amicus brief, and now MSA President Jesse Levine have filed separate statements. Both Stu- dents for PIRGIM and Hollerbach denounced Levine's appeal, calling it "weak" and arguing that it failed to adequately address critical aspects of the CSJ hearing. Indeed, Levine's appeal - all two pages of it - was far from thorough. and fell short of a piercing criticism. As the newly elected MSA president, Levine should make greater efforts to exert his influence - frail and non-com- prehensive appeal in a hearing of such magnitude is unacceptable. PIRGIM has proven, with its branches in 35 states, that it can galvanize student power and tackle issues such as the high costs of hous- ing and textbooks - issues MSA has not been successful in addressing in the past. Had Students for PIRGIM's appeal been heard in a timely man- ner, the organization could have started its much-anticipated test-trial as early as next fall. The delays in the process have been unnecessary, and arguing over groundless legal technicalities in court - especially when unfair and unfounded court proceedings are used - will only postpone the efforts of PIRGIM and therefore prove disadvantageous to student interests. MARCH 30, 2005 'U' not a top choice in eyes of top commencement speakers To THEDAILY: I was taught that attending graduation was to feel pride at all one accomplished in his years at school. Upon reading the article Speaker Choice Irks Students (03/29/2005), I was horrified but not surprised. I always knew this school was filled with superficial and childish, spoiled adolescents, but I am embarrassed that it is so blatant now. I suggest that this year's speaker, John Seely Brown, should not show up and let the graduating class of 2005 realize why no "large name" could be found to speak. The truth is, no one wants to come speak at the Universi- ty! The immaturity is too overwhelming, and at the rate it is progressing, we will be lucky to have any speaker come next year. The graduating class is too superficial to realize it's not how popular the speaker is, it's what he has to say. He isn't signing autographs; he is being inspirational. I read that people were suggesting Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice as a speaker, but they need to real- ize that no conservative will speak here. They are booed every time they approach campus, so why should they free up time to come here and be humiliated? I will also bet that if a conservative had been signed to speak, there would be an outcry that liberals were being discrimi- nated against. The truth is I would be proud if anyone agreed to speak when I graduate next year, but I won't be surprised if no one comes. After all, who wants to deal with a bunch of spoiled children who do nothing but whine and throw tantrums without all the facts? Keesha Pulse LSA junior A new hope Student neighborhood group, emergent from local blogging scene, is singularly promising JUNE 6, 2005 ver the past year or so in Ann Arbor, local blogs have emerged as the most - and perhaps the only - effective entity in coordinating and promoting student interests -in local politics. While the local homeowner-run neighborhood associations have continu- ally pushed their anti-student agendas on the city - through the proposed porch couch ban, stiff resistance to the con- struction of North Quad and new restric- tions on side-street parking, to name a few examples - the campus political groups that should be working to orga- nize a student opposition have generally responded with apathy. In the absence of any campus-based organization with the strength and ini- tiative to challenge the anti-student establishment, bloggers and their read- ers have taken a strong interest in the workings of Ann Arbor's city govern- ment. This online community has filled an important gap where traditional cam- pus groups have failed. Campus student groups essentially ignored the proposed porch couch ban last year; it was dropped only after readers of local blogs, which vigorously opposed the ban, pressured city council members via e-mail. Blogs won an important victory for students despite their limited resources, function- student-run neighborhood associations could develop voting blocs within each gerrymandered ward, forcing council members to listen to students' concerns. These geographically based groups could help organizers to be effective in going door-to-door to register students within the neighborhood to vote. By focusing on city council races specific to each ward, these groups could maximize student influence. Still, student groups based around neighborhoods are not enough. Neigh- borhood associations have been success- ful for Ann Arbor homeowners in large part because of homeowners' concern with property values and the proximate nature of their interests. Student renters, on the other hand, rarely stay in the same neighborhoods for more than a couple of years and tend to have interests that span the entire city; most are more concerned with legislation that affects students citywide than whether their neighbors' lawns are presentable. Groups like the New West Side, for this reason, should also focus on developing an overarching organization to promote student inter- ests; their experience with online orga- nizing will help them unite students with similar interests citywide. The New West Side stands out as group with a unique potential to reverse the to those who live across the city; a bor- derless community has emerged that stu- dents can use to take action. Traditional methods like flyering and chalking seem obsolete in comparison. With the tech- nology bloggers are using, as Tom Fried- man would say, Ann Arbor is flat. For this reason, we believe the recently established New West Side Association - the city's only student-run neighbor- hood association, based on the borders of the Old West Side Association, and a child of the local blogging community - represents a real opportunity for a i