4 - The Michigan Daily - Friday, October 7, 2005 OPINION 1be £icigin &ziI JASON Z. PESICK Editor in Chief SUHAEL MOMIN SAM SINGER Editorial Page Editors ALISON GO Managing Editor EDITED AND MANAGED BY STUDENTS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN SINCE 1890 420 MAYNARD STREET ANN ARBOR, MI 48109 tothedaily@michigandaily.com NOTABLE QUOTABLE Celibacy has no theological foundation." - Patriarch Gregoire IlI Laham, address- ing the Roman Catholic Church's shortage of priests at a gathering of bishops in Rome this week, as reported yesterday by nytimes.com. a *.b ... . MICHELLE BIEN T> BEAN ARCHVFS ~41 (0)2 mv W)!A1.TI Fv's Relk The GOP and the oppressed majority JESSE SINGAL TEM TE -'IDE C o n s er v a ti v e million other elitist groups, each more loath- It's hard to believe that the GOP is concerned Coming Out some than the last. with fair, healthy dialogue. Not when their top Day has come It's a masterful strategy to portray these leaders and officials have such a habit of mak- and gone, and has groups as powerful cabals that enjoy great ing ridiculous, divisive statements. Sen. Rick left in its wake much power and are wholly disconnected from the Santorum (R-Penn.), the third-ranking Repub- controversy. It was an America the GOP cares about. It's also com- lican senator, had this to say about Boston's overblown, unneces- pletely ludicrous. Look at Washington - do Catholic priest sex abuse scandal: "While it is sary event, but we liberals or Darwinists or intellectuals run the no excuse for this scandal, it is no surprise that should acknowledge country? It couldn't be further from the truth. Boston, a seat of academic, political and cul- that conservatives are But that doesn't matter, because it's a compel- tural liberalism in America, lies at the center sometimes shouted ling story, and it suits the needs of its author. of the storm." (Good point, Rick.) And Rove down on this campus and that "Republican" is Because as long as the average American opined that "Liberals saw the savagery of the a dirty word in some circles. Liberals and con- truly believes that the country is run by, say, 9/11 attacks and wanted to prepare indictments servatives alike certainly have a lot of progress gay-liberal-socialist-college-professor-Dar- and offer therapy and understanding for our to make in the name of reasonable dialogue. winist journalists, it will be such figures attackers" - a particularly galling comment That being said, a much more interesting issue - not the people who actually control the given that Manhattan, the epicenter of Sept. 11, emerges when we take a look at Conservative country - who will bear the brunt of any is one of the most liberal places in the country. Coming Out Day in the context of the Republi- anger or feelings of resentment. Karl Rove It's not as though I'm pulling ridiculous Ann cans' larger faux-populist strategy. knows this better than anyone. The issue of Coulter quotes and unfairly applying them to Republicans press the campus liberalism gay marriage wasn't on so many state bal- the whole GOP; rather, I'm letting the party issue because it fits into their grander strat- lots in 2004 because of some sort of populist speak for itself. egy. The GOP, the varsity political squad to movement in favor of family values; rather, it So let's not lose ourselves in all this smoke the Democrats' freshman "B" team, has cre- was there to remind the voters that gay people and noise. Intellectuals aren't threatening this ated, refined and mastered the idea of the don't understand them, can't be trusted and country. Nor are Darwinists, gays or journal- "oppressed majority." The oppressed major- are a force to be reckoned with. ists. It's in the GOP's interest that simmering ity consists of solid, everyday Americans Conservative Coming Out Day was just anger toward such groups exists, and colleges - Americans with American ideals. Said another vehicle through which the GOP could are particularly apt targets. Do we have some Americans are then immediately put on the pontificate about the oppressed majority. work to do when it comes to listening to each defensive by "elitists." Elitists, in short, don't Universities are excellent targets thanks to other respectfully? Of course. But we can understand the average, "real" American, as preexisting feelings about "ivory tower" pro- acknowledge this fact and at the same time they are too busy pursuing an agenda anti- fessors, issues relating to class and the anti- understand that Conservative Coming Out thetical to the beliefs of such Americans. And intellectual currents that run through most of Day does not reflect a genuine desire for open, here's where the fun begins, because the GOP the country. The message is this: College stu- thoughtful dialogue on the part of the GOP. has found no shortage of elitist straw men to dents and professors are so out of touch with It's simply another element of their sophisti- pummel - it has truly advanced in its tactics real Americans (the oppressed majority), are cated, effective political agenda - an agenda since the days of the "welfare queen." The so damn stuck up and close minded and lack- light years ahead of anything the Democrats average American, at one point or another, has ing in understanding or compassion, that we have come up with. been oppressed, humiliated and disenfran- need to organize a day just to let our conser- chised by loony liberals, diddling Darwinists, vative sons and daughters speak their minds! Singal can be reached at haughty homos, pretentious professors and a That's how bad things are! jsingal@umich.edu. Why evolution? ZACK DENFELD 8-BIT CRITIC B efore I evoke ous money or make serious change, under- local school boards as their primary battle- the ire of a standing the tenets of evolution and their grounds is both sad and dangerous. Young good amount influence on the hard and soft sciences is students taught pseudoscience in a scientific of the readership, let essential. context will have to relearn critical think- me make an appeal to That was the soft appeal with lots of fluffy ing skills that allow them to identify science all those students and stuff for the people who are at the University that utilizes the scientific method from non- parents who think that to get job training. This is the part that asks science that uses other methods of knowing the primary reason to proponents of intelligent design to stop wast- in college. attend a university is to ing space when we talk about science: In the national media, the many ethical, get a well-paying job We inhabit a University community political and aesthetic debates about the life when you graduate: that takes academic freedom and rigorous sciences, biotechnology and even disease con- The 21st century - the biological century debate seriously. In my time at the Univer- trol are being superceded by ridiculous stories - will require a knowledge base and skill set sity, I have been amazed at the sincere room about presenting a "controversy" to students. very different than the 20th century. Even the and respect for sharing and listening to the However, this is not a controversy between most intelligently designed companies will many ways of knowing the world. Howev- competing scientific theories, but rather a sci- suffer in the highly stochastic global eco- er, if the "way of knowing" dealt with in a entific theory and an untestable claim. Keep in nomic environment if they take a top-down or classroom or context is science (i.e., using mind that the word "theory" has a particular rigid approach to organization. On the other the scientific method), the ID marketing definition in science that carries more weight hand, entrepreneurial, self-organizing groups machine needs to stop wasting its breath than the popular usage of the word. with bottom-up approaches will continue to and our time by propagating ID as science. Any academic worth his salt wants to hear find specific niches and evolve survival strate- I have no particular agenda against intel- as many diverse viewpoints, and especially gies in the face of capital migration and pol- ligent design. From what I have read, it's uncomfortable viewpoints that fall within icy mutation. a really creative way of synthesizing what the realm of the discussion. If the discussion Students with a broad understanding of scientists have learned using the scientific is primarily about science, then we need to ecology, evolutionary biology, complex sys- method and what ecclesiastical individuals talk about how a hypothesis can be tested tems, nonlinear dynamics and chaos theory have learned using faith and religious texts. and how it relates to the scientific method. will thrive. Students with skills in evolu- It's a good story. It's just not science. The If it can't fit the criteria of science, it should tionary algorithms, neural networks and majority of ID advocates rely on fallacious not be presented as such. . bio-computing will be leaders in the infor- reasoning, and their claims cannot be tested mation economy. by experiment. Denfeld can be reached at Bottom line: If you want to make seri- The fact that ID advocates are focusing on zcd@urnich.edu. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR 0 Go ahead, drink Coke U' harms its own interest with labor standards In Wednesday's Daily, the editorial board contended that the Univer- sity should move to cut ties with Coke immediately (Drink Faygo instead, 10/05/2005). While the editorial made several valid points in regard to how the review process has been poorly conduct- ed, these frustrations are futile. Even if the University does cut its contract with The Coca-Cola Company, this "solution" will - as in the case of Nike - be tem- porary and ineffectual. The University's Vendor Code of Conduct, while noble, is inherently toothless and only serves as an impediment to the University. Nine months after students initially aligned in opposition to Coca-Cola, the University's future with the company is still in flux and will remain so until May 31, as per a recommendation made by the University's Dispute Review Board. The Daily correctly expressed frustra- tions with both Coke and the DRB on this matter; however, the role of the University (not the DRB) was ignored. In fact, University executives are men- tioned as the potential saviors who can make sense of this muddled affair. Yet, the University - more than Coke or the DRB - has a reason to extend deliberation and discussion on this issue: It has much more to lose. The DRB already did its job when it conducted its investigation and validated allegations of human rights abuses. At the same time, Coke is coming off a year of record prof- its and has already faced courts in both Colombia and India. The prospect of this third-party audit or losing the Universi- ty's contract means little to the company. The University, on the other hand, finds itself at a crossroads with both its reputa- tion and financial future at stake. It has been said: "Coke is the new Nike." Several years ago, the Univer- sity ended its contract with Nike - only to reinstate it shortly afterward. On Wednesday, the Daily said it would accept this type of outcome, assuming labor standards were met. However, Nike continues to draw criticism from labor groups. At best, the University cut- ting its contract with Coke would stand as a similarly trivial admonishment. In addition to being historically tooth- less, the University's Vendor Code of Conduct sets an impossible and harmful standard for the University to maintain. Adhering to the entire code would cre- ate a situation in which campus labor groups could hold any business decision the University wanted to make hostage. Potentially more damaging is the impact that a fully enforced code of conduct would have on the prices that the few remaining legitimate businesses would be able to charge the University. This sit- uation might seem absurd, until consid- ering how many businesses are currently under investigation for labor violations. The University is an institution that values its credibility and integrity, but its credibility and integrity will not be dam- aged by continuing to do business with Coke. If Coke is found guilty of labor violations, then Coke, not the University, should be punished. The University has responsibilities that can only be accom- plished through partnerships with quality businesses that charge reasonable prices. Forester is an LSA sophomore and an member ofithe Daily's editorial board. He can be reached at jfote@umich.edu. APIA community must first unite itself, then reach out TO THE DAILY: A few students have raised concerns that cer- tain student groups have jumped to conclusions in condemning the accused after the alleged hate incident of Sept. 15. This is false. Records show we have but asked for punishment befitting the heinous act if the allegations are proven true by the ongoing investigation. Notwithstanding the outcome, however, this incident has inspired us to begin a collective movement against racism, dis- crimination and the general climate of intolerance. nl,... Qt.r.n.- .. nnrtrn san nrlPn fic already engaged students - both undergraduate and graduate - in addition to University faculty, staff and alumni. The problem is that any move- ment of this nature may seem exclusive because the fragmented APIA community must first unite and strengthen itself before expanding its scope to include the entire University community. Regard- less, we still encourage everyone to come out, share their thoughts and help transform diversity from a frail bureaucratic ideal to something wor- thy of the Michigan name. Eric Li LSA sophomore The letter writer is a member of APIA Change. ni LJC But I would like to correct an important inac- curacy in the article: Raoul Wallenberg was seized by Soviet troops in eastern Hungary not in October 1945, but in January. We marked the 60th anniver- sary of his disappearance on Jan. 17 of this year. Today was the 24th anniversary of the sign- ing, by former President Ronald Reagan in 1981, of my legislation making Raoul Wal- lenberg an honorary American citizen - the second person after Sir Winston Churchill to be so honored by the United States. Just as Wallenberg gave Swedish Schutzpasse (pro- tective passports) to Hungarian Jews in an effort to save their lives, we hoped that hon- orary American citizenship would give our onvernment an onnortnnitv to nress the Soviet "In Dissent" opinions do not reflect the views of the Daily's editorial board. They are solely the views of the author. Editorial Board Members: Amy Anspach, Reggie Brown, Amanda Burns, John Davis, Whitney Dibo, Sara Eber, Jesse Forester, Mara Gay, Jared Goldberg, Eric Jackson, Ashwin Jagannathan, Theresa Kennelly, Will Kerridge, Raiiv Prabhakar, Matt Rose, David Russell, Dan Skowronski, Brian Slade, i