Wednesday January 5, 2005 arts. michigandaily.com artspage@michigandaily.com RTleSiditgaalg 5A - --- r 1'IIRIOIIS' jIVE ThE HOTTEST PICKS IN ENTERTAINMENT FROM A DAILY ARTS WRITER Paris Hilton's new video - For those now yawning from "One Night in Paris," a new tape has emerged online. In the Vincent Gallo-directed short, she doesn't get quite as naked as in her previous work. Instead, the bent over, lingerie-clad celebutante spins around on something (a lazy susan?) as it moves toward the camera. As a finale, a giant stuffed bunny appears, for an unknown reason. Fortunately it's only the first week of classes, and I will have the time necessary for this thorough analysis. "Love is in the Heir" - E! Entertainment, which has brought us such classics as "Wild On!" and "Dr. 90210," has branched out into 4Christopher Guest's territory. Its new faux-reality show, a smart satire of "Newlyweds" and "The Osbournes," follows the life of an Iranian princess trying to make it as a country-singing star in LA. Although completely staged, each episode manages to seem entirely possible, as we follow Princess Anne's absurd journey away from the strict values of her royal family. Can I draw you naked? 3 M.I.A. - Rap? Dancehall? I'm not quite sure how to explain the music of the British Sri Lankan M.C. M.I.A. With her offbeat rapping, frenetic pace and samples ranging from Annie Lennox to Salt-n-Pepa, M.I.A's limited release mix tape Piracy Funds Terrorism Vol. 1 already has people buzzing about her first full release, due in February. MILD TURBULENCE DiCAPRIO SHINES AS TYCOON, BUT SCORSESE'S DIRECTION FALTERS By Zach Borden Daily Arts Writer ,z "2 "Harold and Kumar go to White Cas- tle" - Released this week on DVD, the film scores points for giving an Indi- an actor more than two seconds of screen time. Throw in already clas- sic quotes and scenes, and you've got a film that's sure to be played on a loop across college campuses nationwide. .| Revered for his talent and legendary for the films he has made, director Martin Scorsese is no stranger to crafting complex and ambitious films. Yet The Aviator despite making a mark on Ameri- At the Showcase can cinema with his early charac- and Quality 16 ter-driven narratives, Scorsese has Warner Bros. recently become indebted to the big-budget, Hollywood studio system that helped bring to life the director's muddled "Gangs of New York." "The Aviator" chronicles 20 years in the life of avia- tion pioneer and filmmaker Howard Hughes (Leonardo DiCaprio). As an oil magnate with unlimited capital, Hughes broke into the film industry in 1927 with his movie "Hell's Angels." From there, the paranoid pio- neer began a romance with actress Katharine Hepburn (Cate Blanchett), invested his time and money into building airplanes and eventually became an indomi- table icon of the American spirit. It was a wise choice for screenwriter John Logan to only focus on a small portion of Hughes's life, as the years the film covers are arguably his most interesting. Logan establishes Hughes as a powerful force dealing with his own insecurities as well as the haunting memo- ries of his childhood. Scorsese wonderfully juxtaposes the flashy glitz and glamour of 1930s and 1940s Hollywood with the dark- ness of Hughes's troubled life. The special effects - one crash sequence in particular - are dazzling and appro- priate. More importantly, Scorsese frames the essence of Hughes: who he was, his revolutionary ideas and just how driven he could be. The film depicts Hughes as a true visionary, a man who changed the world before ultimately being toppled by obsession and fear. But with a running time of three hours, "The Avia- tor" could certainly stand to have its wings clipped. Several sequences drag on; Scorsese confounds much of the film's subtlety with extraneous, boring scenes. The movie also tends to be repetitive, especially when it comes to Hughes and his relationships with famous Hollywood starlets. In its final hour the film slows to a crawl, and the final 30 minutes may leave many audi- ence members looking for an emergency exit. Although much of the film's buzz has focused on Scorsese and his chances at an Oscar win, much of the film's success belongs to Leonardo DiCaprio. As Hughes, DiCaprio proves that he's the real deal, not just the pretty-boy teen idol of "Titanic" fame. With a Texas drawl, the actor completely loses himself in the role, making Hughes a passionate, charismatic and intense individual who pushed the limits in order to succeed. Yet DiCaprio brings to life the seedier and more guard- ed Hughes incredibly well, particularly when the avia- tion genius becomes agoraphobic. His performance is flawless and should be a lock for an Oscar nomination. The supporting cast is just as solid, holding their own with the powerful Dicaprio. Blanchett channels the late Katherine Hepburn, perfectly capturing the iconic actress's speech and manner. Kate Beckinsale makes a fine Ava Gardner and John C. Reilly shines as Hughes's right-hand man, Noah Dietrich. Despite a career-defining performance by DiCaprio, "The Aviator" is at best a flawed and frustrating account of one man's impact on America. It's too bad Scorsese didn't trim the film down - there certainly is some irony to be hadin that a man who lived larger than life really deserved a smaller and shorter movie. 1 Scarlett Johansson - A pair of Scarlett-heavy, critically acclaimed features are coming out in the next month, and both serve as good chances to stare openmouthed at one of the most beautiful women the world has ever known. I know I'll be sure to keep ', ft my eyes peeled for another pair of excellent features ... Stier and Vaughn hit the mark By Amanda McAllister Daily Arts Writer Courtesy of Columbia/Tristar MF Doom serves up 'Mm..Food?' By Cyril Cordor Daily Arts Writer MF Doom has released more mate- rial in the last two years than some artists release during their entire careers. Nonetheless, the quantity of his releases have not affected their quality. MM..Food?, his third major album of 2004 and follow-up Even if the wrench, the car and the ball have been mastered, one thing that can't be dodged is the humor of "Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story." This DVD offers great features to comple- DOdgeball ment the film. 20th Vince Vaughn C stars as Peter LaFleur, Century Fox owner of the aptly titled Average Joe's gym, which caters to a number of misfits including Justin Long ("Galaxy Quest") as a gawky, would-be cheerleader and Stephen Root ("Office Space") as an obscure- sports nut. The men of Average Joe's must stop White Goodman (Ben Stiller), owner of a rival gym, from buying the financially doomed gym and set their sights on a dodgeball competition to win the money needed Courtesy of 20th Century Fox I can Dere-lick my own balls. to save it. Further complicating matters is loan officer and potential love interest Kate Veatch (Christine Taylor, "Zoolan- der"), the woman in charge of the foreclo- sure on Average Joe's. Like many of Stiller and Vaughn's pre- vious projects, "Dodgeball" evokes either laughter or disdainful head-shaking. Vaughn and Taylor play the straight-man role well, which is needed to balance the over-the-top characters surrounding them. Much of the film's humor comes from cheap physical comedy (like a montage of people getting hit with dodgeballs) and cameos, notably, Lance Armstrong and Chuck Norris. The extras on the disc play up the cheap laughs with features like "Ham and Cheese," a montage of Justin Long's incessant physical abuse on the set, and "The Anatomy of a Hit," in which cast and crew explain why getting hit with a dogeball is funny. The commentary, fea- turing Stiller, Vaughn and director-writer Rawson Marshall Thurber, lags at times but is still fun to hear. The best feature on the disc is the alternate ending, which, if allowed to remain as the stars and director wanted, would have abandoned the feel- good endings common in most comedies, surprising audiences. Although the alter- nate ending may be reason enough to buy "Dodgeball" on DVD, the film and the rest of the features are also worth watching. Movie: ***9 Picture/Sound: **** Features: ***I to the indie classic, Operation: Dooms- day, was one of the most anticipated hip-hop albums of 2004. Clocking in at under 50 min- MF Doom Mm..Food? Rhymesayers is the perfect referencing point to start this album. On the battle track, "Beef Rapp," he chastises playboy rappers as he tells them to "keep your shirt on or at least a button up." He gives one of the more interest- ing entendres with "Kookies." The occasional "Coooookie!" clip from the Cookie Monster humorously tie together the sampling of the xylo- phone and guitar melody from the "Sesame Street" theme song. Doom shines as his lyrics interweave Oreos and strawberry wafers with the type of cookies downloaded onto a com- puter from porn sites. MF Doom is among those chosen few who can drop classics without using hooks. It is his lyrics that attract his fanbase. His stream of conscious- ness rhymes serve both as a type of poetry and humorous prose. The lyri- cal content and ingenuity alone make this one of the better albums of 2004. Nevertheless, coupled with his lyri- cal prowess, Doom composes some of his most interesting beats as he puts oldie funk and soul samples over old- school drum breaks. For example he takes from Ronnie Laws' "Friends and Strangers," a smooth jazz favor- ite, over the drums of the Whodini classic, "Friends," form the music for "Deep Fried Frenz." And then, there is "Hoecakes." Its classy piano, bass and cymbal crashes intro to Anita Baker's "Sweet Love" unpredictably make a nice backdrop for Doom's kicking beatbox. It is definitely a treat of pure hip-hop sound. The skits and interludes on the album have been a point of conten- tion among critics and fans alike. The four consecutive skits in the middle of the album hinder its overall flow. Nevertheless, the kooky excerpts from a cooking program about "edi- ble (w)rappers" make the interludes worthwhile. On "Fig Leaf Bi Car- bonate," Doom shows off his musical skills with a sinister and thumping beat full of horns and 1970's cartoon sound effects. Rhymes could only mar this display of production. As Doom continues to experiment with his music, he will transcend barriers and shed light on the numerous possibilities of what hip hop can sound like. The songs and skits could have been woven together more tightly, which is what made his pre- vious release, Madvillainy, a cut-and-dry classic. At any rate, Doom's understated charisma and humility make the Food? total package artistic craftsmanship. utes, Food? teases fans with the type of originality and innovation that lis- teners now expect from the hip-hop supervillain. The most obvious display of cre- ativity is the theme of food. Food? begins with an excerpt from 1982's nostalgic, hip-hop movie, "Wild Style," in which the main character is trying to go get some food. In the context of Doom's contributions to hip hop - pushing the boundaries of what a rap artist can create - this U * University Musical Society Half-Price Student Ticket Sale Saturday January 8 For one day only at the beginning of each semester, UMS offers HALF-PRICE TICKETS to students. This extremely popular event draws hundreds of students every year - last year, students saved over $104,000 by purchasing tickets at the Half-Price Student Ticket Sales. Some perfomances have a limited number of tickets available, so get there early! How does the Half-Price Sale work? It's easy! Just make your way to Hill Auditorium that Saturday morning and wait in line to receive a sequentially numbered order form. 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