12B - The Michigan Daily - Thursday, March 10, 2005 The Michigan D the capricious life Iwith Adam Burn s Proyecto Avance: Latino Mentoring Association W hen I went to Alaska to take a class at the Univer- sity of Alaska-Anchorage a few summers ago, the first thing I was told was to steer clear of the A GUIDE TO CAMPUS WILDLIFE. moose. Apparently, a few months that makes me listen, it's a death by cream sandwich on my way to class prior to my arrival, someone had stomping, and I was on orange-level when I saw a moose obstructing my been stomped to death on campus alert for moose for my entire trip to path. Naturally, I discarded the ice by an angry moose mother defend- the Last Frontier. cream sandwich, hoping that the ing her children. If there's anything One day, I was enjoying an ice moose would choose the frozen treat over my flesh, and ran back to my dorm room as fast as I could. This occurred much to the delight of the other students and the moose, who were all having a good laugh at my out-of-state antics. Not only did my encounter with the moose scare me into taking the bus to class for the -- j remainder of my stay, it also made me more aware of the wildlife that we have right here at the University of Michigan. Sure, we don't have wild moose and bears running under f the Engineering Arch, but where usR.AIFORCE else can you get sprayed by a skunk C ILUAI :on your way to Zingerman's Deli? Nowhere, of course! Only those in the Ann Arbor vicinity can enjoy a walk to Zingerman's. This past summer, a couple of skunks moved into the garbage cans next door, which I thought was just great, since I hadn't had foul smell- ing neighbors since I moved out of Markley Hall. I learned a lot of amazing information about skunks during their residence in the gar- bage cans, like how their black and white fur warns other animals to keep away. But aside from squirrels, the most important lesson I learned by far, -ithough, was that skunks are more likely to unleash their stench if you throw objects at them - such as Wiffleballs - a lesson I learned at .cB} :..o ",:.at. # least three times. The most popular animal in Ann Arbor - and the one that would surely garner the interest of my friends from Alaska - is the 'wol- verine. But because the only wol- verines that are in Ann Arbor are stuffed and in cases, we are stuck .. Xwith the squirrel. The squirrels aren't all that bad - they even have their own group on campus called the Squirrel Club, which was established to educate the community about the plight of x:..: ~the squirrels, and we all know that you haven't officially made it at the .....}.<............. University until a group has been S~. established to educate the commu- nity about your plight. Everyone says that the squirrels that live in Ann Arbor are the most unique squirrels they have ever come across. This is certainly true. Where else in the world are squirrels show- ered with free gifts like they are on the Diag? This works out not only for the squirrels, who get free food all winter instead of having to stock- pile supplies like normal squirrels, but also for overzealous members of student groups, who finally have someone that can take their candy without the guilt of pretending they will attend it's cultural show. Things don't always go the free candy way on the Diag for the squir- rels, though. One time when I was walking to Mason Hall, I watched a squirrel pause to open a candy wrap- per, which was just long enough for a hawk to swoop down and plunge his talons into the squirrel's belly full of Snickers. While I was both shocked and impressed to see the food chain at work, the greater lesson was not lost on me: never accept anything from people in the Diag, or a hawk will swoop down from its perch and impale you. Even though the moose was fright- ening and I witnessed a hawk kill, neither is as terrifying as the most terrifying animal I have ever encoun- tered on a college campus: the crow. I began hating and fearing crows when all 500,000 started to congregate at a location near wherever I was at any given time. Not only would I then have to navigate between the white puddles of crow crap on the ground, I also had to avoid getting hit in the head with one such puddle. It was like living through the Battle of Brit- ain and trying to steer clear of Luft- waffe bombs. Not only do you have to look out for their waste, you have to steer clear of their carcasses, since they carry that darn West Nile virus. I learned quickly that groups of crows are called murders for a reason. While crows may try to defecate on my head and spread disease into my body, I suppose I have to be a bit lenient with them. At least they're not trying to give me anything on the Diag. Adam would like to reiterate that he is an animal lover and is planning a trip to the Detroit Zoo soon. If you'd like to join him, he can be reached at burnsaj@umich.edu. Tutors connect using Spanish By C.C. Song Daily Arts Writer Anyone who walks into the Tap Room of the Michigan Union on Monday and Wednesday nights will immediately notice something peculiar: Crayons and puzzles are lying on the tables; some Spanish books can be found at a corner of the Tap Room; there are more adults than usual and they seem to be hav- ing conversations with students. PALMA (Proyecto Avance: Latino Mentoring Association), a Spanish tutoring group, meets on these days with recent immigrant families from Honduras, El Salvador, Mexico and Guatemala and help them learn Eng- lish. Founded about three years ago by Stephanie Alvarez, Cristhian Espi- noza and Solange Munoz, PALMA has about 100 people working with them today. PALMA aims to help the recent immigrants to learn Eng- lish and assist their children in their school work. "I thought it would be a good experience to interact with people of Spanish background," said Pushpa Chalasani, an LSA junior and the coordinator of PALMA. "We help the kids with their homework and make sure they are keeping up in school since it is often difficult for their parents to do so with little English knowledge," said Tara Gavioli, an LSA junior.. Because of the time they spend in the tutoring sessions - they devote their time twice a week to teaching and learning English, as well as the different subjects in school - the tutors and participants become very familiar with each other. "A lot of the families we tutor are related, so we always try to figure out the complex fam- ily tree ... and we love to hear all the kids' gossip - (it) makes tutor- ing a lot of fun," Gavioli said. "I decided to get involved because SUBRA OHRI/Daily RC junior Dan Hirschman tutors Pittsville Elementary student Jared Zepeda as part of PALMA. I've been tutoring in one way or another since middle school, and PALMA was a great way to help the community and use my Span- ish," said Erin McCamish, an LSA sophomore. Gavioli, a Spanish minor, received an e-mail from the Spanish concen- trator mailing list and joined in the winter of 2004 as well. "I love tutoring with PALMA because you actually fe'el like you're helping the community. I have a great relationship with the girl I tutor which makes the expe- rience really enjoyable," Gavioli commented. While forming bonds with the stu- dents' families, McCamish also rev- eled in the experience of watching her kids progress and learn. "It can be very hard at times to keep the kids on track, but it's worth it when you look back and see how far they've come with your help," McCamish added. To supplement their English, the material creatively helps kids do their homework. "Kids can get bored very, very quickly with plain black and white math problems," McCamish said. -So instead, the tutors use games and incorporate the surroundings to make learning a little more fun and interesting. Other than tutoring in the Tap Room, the students also interact with the families outside of school. "We celebrate their birthdays and some Spanish celebrations," sai< Kate Willens, an RC sophomore. "We also translate for the parents when they sign the leases for hous ing and when they need assistance ii other aspects," Chalasani said. Despite the initial language bar riers, students, children and parent: alike are learning not only how tc speak a second language more flu- ently, but also how to form lasting relationships. "Their English definitely improves and all the parents are extremely ded- icated," Chalasani said. I enjoy the experience of participating in PALMA immensely because I can really see the progress my student makes throughout the year." - Erin McCamish LSA sophomore