S 0 0 0 8B - The Michigan Daily - Thursday, February 17, 2005 The Michigan D A guide to who's where, what's happening and why you need to be there ... Friday Impact Dance: The co-ed dance company, which is open to non- dance majors at the University, will perform choreographed numbers from a variety of music styles, rang- ing from Aerosmith to Usher. The performance will take place tomor- row and Saturday at 8 p.m. at the Lydia Mendelssohn Theater in the K " All clinics ai B REC M SPORTS PR IN T RAMUR AL S for The Weekend List Michigan League. Tickets are $7 and are available at the Michigan Union Ticket Office or at the door. (734) 763-1107. A Midsummer's Night Dream: Students in the Musical Theater Studio will perform William Shake- speare's classic play. The perfor- mance will take place tomorrow and Saturday nights at 8 p.m. and Sunday at 2 p.m. in the Michigan League. Tickets are $12 or $9 with a student ID and are available at MUTO. New Beat Happening: New song- writers Mieka Pauley, Alex Wand and Mascaro will offer a night of fun and music. The performance is at 8 p.m. at the Michigan Union U-Club. Refreshments will be served. Free to students, $5 for all others. Soweto Gospel Choir: The group ND will perform as part of the Univer- sity Musical Society's 11th Annual Global Series. The performance is at 8 p.m. at Hill Auditorium. Tickets are $10 to $36. Straylight Run: The emo band will perform with Bella Lea, Action Action and Firescape. Josh Parting- ton of Something Corporate will also be performing. The concert will take place at The Blind Pig. Doors open at 8 p.m. Tickets are $10 in advance and $12 at the door. All ages allowed. Saturday Saturday Morning Physics: Sci- entist David Kilonsky will discuss the biology you need to know to navigate safely through the super- market. The lecture will take place at 10:30 a.m. at Room 170 of the Dennison Building. Free. Imani Winds: The wind quintet will play selections of European, African and American music tradi- tions. The concert is presented in celebration of Black History Month. The performance will take place at 8 p.m. at the Burton Recital Hall in the School of Music. Free. Jack Dejoehnette Latin Project: Drummer Jack Dejoehnette will join other musicians for a night of ener- getic music. The performance will take place at 8 p.m. at Hill Audito- rium. Tickets are $10 to $40 and can be purchased at MUTO. Friday, Feb. 18 through Sunday, Feb. 20 The Iguanas: This New Orleans blues/rock band has roots stemming from a variety of music genres. The band will perform at 8 p.m. at The Ark at 316 S. Main. Doors open at 7:30 p.m. Tickets are $16 and can be purchased at MUTO or at The Ark box office. Sunday Takacs Quartet: The Grammy- nominated foursome will provide innovative chamber music selec- tions. The performance will take place at 4 p.m. at Rackham Audito- rium. Tickets are $28 to $50. The Vagina Monologues: The popular play will have its annual performances at 2 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. at the Power Center. Tickets are $10 for students and $15 for all oth- ers and can be purchased at MUTO. WEEKEND MAGAZINE. MAYBE WE CAME ON A LITTLE TOO STRONG LAST WEEK '-* life with Bobiwith Bob Hunt THE POP CULTURE SHOWDOWN After seeing Linkin Park and Jay-Z combine songs to sell records, Daily sports writers turned Weekend Magazine columnists Bob Hunt and Ellen McGarrity figured, why not combine columns? The two decided to take turns bantering about the pop culture topics we've all been asking. When was Ashlee Simpson's career over: before or after the Orange Bowl? Ellen: Before! I remember having no choice but to watch her MTV show last summer because it was the only channel they played at my gym. She was always complaining about her throat being sore ... Hello! The problem is more severe than just a sore throat - the girl CAN'T SING! But I'm glad the Orange Bowl booing happened because now the whole nation understands what a free- loader this girl is. Bob: First of all, it was acid reflux disease - not a sore throat. But while it's been clear from the beginning that Ashlee Simpson is a creation of MTV marketing, I think America was willing to give her another chance after "Sat- urday Night Live." I mean, aren't most pop singers a creation of "TRL?" But after what happened down in Miami, enough was enough. It was then time for everyone to move onto the next pop creation. But at least Ashlee still has the riveting next season of her show! Who was the bigger early-'90s icon: Zach Morris from "Saved from the Bell" or Brandon Walsh from "Bev- erly Hills 90210?" Bob: For kids in college right now, Zach Morris defined a generation. Those stories each Saturday morning of how they could save the day by forming a lemonade stand. Ah, the memories. Ellen: Ohhhh! Such a hard question. I guess I'll have to say Brandon because I was the girl who became obsessed with 90210 after it went into syndica- tion. Brandon was totally cocky and had this power trip with all the girls he dated ... but weren't those sideburns great? What is the better Tommy Amaker outfit: suit coat/polo, suit coat/turtle- neck or suit coat/dark shirt? Ellen: The suit coat/turtleneck is dorky, but it is always how I think of Tommy. It fits his personality. I say keep up that combo. Bob: Frankly, for someone who cares so much about his image, I think that Tommy's gameday dress has been ridiculous. I have always thought that Tommy should follow in the footsteps of Illinois coach Bruce Weber and wear a bright maize suit to each game. Just think about it. Blonde celebrities going brunette and vise-versa: Yay or Nay? Bob: After watching a few of these annual awards shows, like the Golden Globes, I could never understand why natural hair color wasn't good enough. Then I saw a promo for last week's Sat- urday Night Live and learned that Kelly Clarkson had gone from Brunette to Blonde. All I could think of was: Why? I think in most cases girls who change hair color clearly look trashier. Ellen: It is getting kind of ridiculous how many blondes are going brunette - but there are a few who have made a smooth transition, like Reese Wither- spoon and Renee Zellweger. Although Reese is best with blonde, Charlize Theron desperately needs to return to blonde. Which is the hotter show: "The O.C." or "Desperate Housewives?" Ellen: Since I only have time in my schedule for one blockbuster show a week, I've chosen "The O.C." Hot new stars, kind of reminiscent of "90210," twisted plot lines ... and a geeky yet ever-so-attractive guy as one of the main characters (you know I'm talking about Seth!). What more could I ask for? Bob: Ellen, you're kidding yourself. "The O.C." was so last year. It's clear that they ran out of story lines after one season. Just look at the lesbian hookup between Marissa and Seth's recent girlfriend, Alex. It's pretty apparent to me that the current storylines on that show are devised by throwing darts at a board. OK, Marissa ... hooks up with a lesbian. Go! On the other hand, "Desperate House- wives" is so hot right now. Just look at the ascension of Eva Longoria. Honest- ly, had anyone heard of her before this show. Now America can't live without knowing who she is dating. If you still aren't convinced, I have two words for you: Teri Hatcher. I rest my case. Who lost their virginity first: Hilary Duff or Lindsay Lohan? Ellen: This is a no-brainer - Lind- say. She's been dressing like a Hilton since she was 16 and she's already dated a 25-year-old. Bob: Speaking of that, how did the dorky guy from "That '70s Show" get with Lindsay Lohan? That's like Screech Powers dating Kelly Kapowski. It just doesn't make any sense. I'm pretty sure Lindsay Lohan lost her virginity first. But I have a bigger question. Does anyone remember the time when these two were both fighting over Aaron Carter? Which is the worse fashion state- ment: Ugg's with skirts or Livestrong bracelets? Bob: I think that the whole boots with skirts thing, in general, are under- rated, not overrated. About Livestrong bracelets, I think anyone who wants to wear one should have to watch Lance Armstrong through an entire race on the Outdoor Life Network. Let's see wh wearing those stupid pieces of rub then. Ellen: First off, I'm wearing Ug (but not with a skirt, definitely funct over fashion during Michigan winte The Livestrong bracelets are one of most ridiculous trends I've ever se Especially when people start wear more than one or more than one color ahhhh! It reminds me of the "WWJ bracelets back in middle school. Eve one at my school would wear like th or four on their wrists and ankles. I j didn't feel like I needed an ugly pi of cloth - or with today's trend an u piece of plastic - to remember causes I believe in. Bob: Wait, was that when you liN in Kentucky? Ellen: Yeah. Bob: Fair enough. Who has the better sex tape: Pam Anderson or Paris Hilton? Ellen: Ewww! Obviously, I have seen either of them. But I was re ing an US Weekly once and in the s tracks section, there was a picture Paris and her LITTLE brother at a pt shop. Paris was buying HER OWN., tape (which I guess is like $60, righ while her brother bought other sti How trashy. Bob: Wait, Paris has a little broth He wasn't in the Hilton Sisters "E! T Hollywood Story!" But regardless, fr the footage of the Pamela/Tommy via shown on "I Love the '90s," it see like that was more of a love video. you really need affection on a sex tal It's a sex tape! Bob and Ellen also have thoug about the Olsen twins and the br< up of Brad and Jennifer. 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