Wednesday January 19, 2005 arts. michigandaily.com artspage@michigandaily. com ReTliSgnn aflG 9 THE HOTTEST PICKS IN ENTERTAINMENT FROM A DAILY ARTS WRITER a ~"Napoleon Dynamite" on DVD - Girls only want boyfriends with skills: Nunchuck skills; bowhunting skills; computer-hacking skills. Girls also only want boyfriends who have this DVD. "Vibrate" - Who would have thought that Petey Pablo would make it past aircraft metaphors. In his latest, "Vibrate," Petey upgrades his rhymes from simple listing (that was so "Mambo No. 5"), to sweet lines like these: "Make that ass vibrate / shake that shit 'til you start an earth- quake" and "Just as sure as your ass is fat / there's some 26-inch rims on a Cadillac." Sweet rhymes indeed. Joss Whedon on "Wonder Woman" - TV Guide reported last week that writer/director/all-around awesome guy Joss Whedon may take the helm of an upcoming big-screen Wonder Woman project. Not only does the return of "Buffy"/"Angel"/"Firefly" creator tickle my fancy in itself, but the possibility that the likes of Sarah Michelle Gellar or Charisma Carpenter could sport the gold- en lasso is more than my geeky heart can handle. Conor Oberst plays at October's Vote for Change concert in Detroit. He returned to Ann Arbor last night. EYES WIDE OPEN LNDIE-ROCK GROUP ILLUMINATES MICHIGAN THEATER By Kat Bawden Daily Arts Writer Last night at the Michigan Theater, Conor Oberst, the visionary behind the band Bright Eyes, appeared onstage with his head looking at the floor. He moved as modestly and Bright Eyes quietly as an apparition, The Michigan Theater dressed in various shades of gray with black finger- less gloves he later shed from each hand. Notorious as a sensitive-but- aggressive emo heartthrob, his opening song is a shock - a country song. There were two guitars (acoustic and electric), bass, keyboards, dulcimer and pedal strings, and Oberst was singing about a highway. This new sound is reminiscent of "Mermaid Avenue" by Billy Braggs and Wilco, or Bob Dylan's "Highway 61 Revisited." The one aural giveaway that you're not at the wrong venue is Oberst's cold shudder of a voice. His charis- matic intensity creates his own. matchless and classic touch which others attempt to imitate. Behind his guitar he twitches and lurches back and forth, barely able to contain himself - a crazy young man breaking through his skin - and it is captivating. The key to his performance was his versatility. During one song he sat on the chair behind the organ, knees to chest, swaying back and forth in self-inflicted agony. Then he rocked out on his knees. Next he stood alone on stage, cursing the president through clenched teeth ("When the president talks to God/ Does he fake that drawl or just nod/ Decides which weapons to conceal/ Decides which prisons should be filled"). None- theless, the music remained beautiful and multi- faceted, eerily connected. The glue is his attitude and imagery. In "Landlocked Blues" he sings, "And the moon's laying low in the sky/ Forc- ing everything metal to shine/ And the sidewalk holds diamonds like a jewelry store case/ They argue 'walk this way,' no 'walk this way.' " The audience was varied as well. Jagged black bangs framed pale, stoic faces while rug- ged men in baseball caps yelling "yeah buddy!" sat next to curly-haired girls begging Conor to dance and marry them. But when Oberst played, wrapping himself in song, there was silence. He shook his head while juxtaposing love and destruction. The stories in his lyrics were com- pelling, delightfully addicting, and he ushers us into his crooked microcosm where kids play with guns and girls dream of waves. His anger and insecurity with the status quo, as blatant as it is, still maintains a certain mystique. And as he peered out at a full theater from behind his own jagged black hair and launched into anoth- er song, the audience watches as this young man is swept up in the moment, finally reaching his own escape. While tuning his electric guitar, Oberst told the audience, "I have a friend who tells me, never walk out on a song. But, it's OK to do on this song." But who could? He listeners were captivated: Sitting in the palm of his hand; they were being led page by page through a journal inside his guitar. It is a sound that resonates, and the audience wants to know where it's going, how it will change, how it ends and what begins next. 2 The Golden Globes - The Oscars' trashier little sister got a little more ris- que this weekend by recogniz- ing the shows that have taken sex to places your TV shouldn't be tuning to. "Desperate Housewives" combined sex with suburbia; "Nip/Tuck" did it with surgery; and Mariska Hargitay of "Law and Order: Special Victims Unit" helped connect it with crime. As for movies, the Globes kept its panties on and managed to only bestow two sexy awards to Clive Owen and Nata- lie Portman for their sexually depraved, (but still hot) turns in "Closer." "24" Season Four - Sure the show is sexist (there aren't too many women who aren't stupid, whiny, evil or dead in the show's history) and slightly racist (they really embrace the big, bitchy black woman stereotype), but it is still the most exciting hour of television each week. Five weeks worth of Jack Bauer in an eight-day span? Can't beat that. Courtesy of 20th Century Fox Furnaces continue to impress with 'EP' By Alexandra Jones Daily Weekend Editor It's not often that the creators of an obtuse, shimmering musical work - the kind you want to understand because of its complexity, but can't fully enjoy - release what might just be the key to comprehending the seemingly rarefied aspects of their body of art. For that key to be a 40-min- Fiery Fumaces EP Rough Trade/ Sanctuary A snake! A snake killed me! t,.u Mr,'y AC Cri ,; COURTESY OF ESPN Poker phenomenon moves into drama SBy Kevin Hollifield Daily Arts Writer TVRES E *n Every year, thousands of would-be millionaires, wide-eyed with dreams of riches, Tilt attempt to earn their for- tune in the high-stakes Thursdays world of Las Vegas gam- at 9 p.m. bling. Others are all too ESPN willing to let them try. Don "The Matador" Everest (Michael Madsen, "Kill Bill") is one of the latter. A Texas Hold 'Em leg- end, Everest is willing to teach the other gamblers at the table a costly les- son. In the pilot, he gets himself and the casino in trouble when one of the players he bankrupts turns out to be Lee Nickel, an undercover cop (Chris Bauer, "61*"). Nickel suspects Everest cheated, but when he reviews the casino's secu- rity tapes, he finds that they have been erased. Nickel also believes his brother was murdered by "The Matador." Bart "Lowball" Rogers (Don McM- nnus) is Everest's best friend and owner Everest, although this story is only alluded to in the pilot. Joining them is Clark Marcellin (Todd Williams), and though he has a love-hate relationship with the other two, they concoct a plan to raise enough money to enter the championships and slay The Matador. The show lives and dies on the strength of Michael Madsen. While the rest of the cast play their roles well, they are relative unknowns. The character of The Matador appears to have been written for Madsen and the show suf- fers when he's not on the screen. Each of the trio of young bulls brings their own baggage to the group. The tangled past between Nickel and Everest only fuels Nickel's determination. "Tilt" attempts to give viewers an inside look at the underside of the gambling world. While flashy casinos are instantly recognizable Las Vegas landmarks, they contrast sharply with underground gambling dens the trio visit to earn their bankroll. The visu- als feel natural, but the fact that the show airs on basic cable, as opposed to HBO, requires some of this realism to be scaled back.. After the success of the controversial ute collection of songs with the unas- suming non-title EP is an important sign, an opportunity for fans, would-be admirers and critics to give another lis- ten: It's not the band that's the problem, people just aren't listening to them the right way. EP, a 10-song collection of singles and B-sides, comes only months after the release of the 80-minute Blue- berry Boat, one of 2004's most polar- izing, tantalizing and inscrutable albums. Where Eleanor and Matthew Friedberger's latest full-length is like a gallery of dark-colored, many-angled sculptures, EP uses crayons, markers, glitter and construction paper cutouts to communicate the same message, to touch listeners with bright and vibrant sound-pictures that are still highly developed, but easier on the ears than their art school counterparts on Blue- berry Boat. Take, for example, EP's initial sounds: Rather than the squawking, drawn-out keyboard that opens Blue- berry Boat's first track, "Quay Cur," listeners are given the immediate drum machine groove and synth hook of "Single Again," Eleanor's homage to living unattached. The easy yet quirky rhymes that sound even weirder against their previous album's spiky musical backdrop mesh perfectly with a more visceral song structure, appealing to the part of the brain that responds to booty-shaking grooves before appeal- ing to the intellect. The first track segues without pause into the genuinely pretty "Here Comes the Summer," an ABBA-esque disco- inspired track that punctuates Elea- nor's rich, matter-of-fact vocals with rubbery, distorted guitar notes. The slow, anthemic "Evergreen" is next in this trifecta of compelling, easygoing songs. After she, "took dinner all alone every night of the week awaiting by the phone," Eleanor asks beautifully: "I bent down by the thistle and thought of what I'd say ... Make me stay sharp and keen, evergreen." Although EP isn't a complete col- lection of the Fiery Furnaces' singles and rarities, it serves another purpose: It's not for aficionados alone. This addictive release, with the same kind of dense keyboards and playful, well Courtesy of Rough Trade Carjackers of the world unite. developed lyrics that confounded and enchanted listeners on Blueberry Boat, will hopefully lure a larger, more var- ied audience to the band's music. The tuneful, rhythmic songs on EP aren't a watered-down version of the Fried- berger siblings's better work; the cool, almost jazzy "Smelling Cigarettes" and an fiber-poppy reworking of a song from their debut Gallowsbird Bark, "Tropical-Iceland" take us to the same Emerald City that their large works do, they just give listeners another way to get there.