Tuesday November 9, 2004 arts. michigandaily. com artsp age@michigandaily.com r1e L i lan i ART s 8 . ............ 0 Jo SASOTA Fashion overload a When it comes to under- graduate living, there are few things more important than making a good impression. Because appearance plays such a big role when forming an impres- sion, students will either conscious- ly or unconsciously go about their morning routine in a certain way to optimize their physical appearance. They do this by taking into account what they think others believe is the best way for them to look. In effect, fashion is vital in maximizing physi- cal countenance. Fashionable clothing is used by traditional students to enhance their desirable physical characteristics. Notice those Juicy Couture sweats and their imitations being worn by campus females? This is a distracting item for guys because these particu- lar pants intensify the beauty of the woman. They are snug-fitting to give an outline of the form. The velour emphasizes the softness of women that most guys are not aware of. However, the current state of men's fashion does nothing to enhance characteristic male traits. Masculine characteristics include being confi- dent, strong and assertive. Currently, men's popular fashion reflects wom- en's desire for men to be hygienic, distinguished, understanding and sensitive. One of my friends and I once joked that when we're older and teaching, we'll both be wearing wool blazers and jeans to make our stu- dents erupt in laughter, breaking the ice. Now; guys actually do it. A good exercise in observance would involve finding other inane combinations. I moan because I feel contempo- rary men's fashion is parallel to doll clothing. I believe it is now more common for a girl to compliment a guy on a fashionable piece of cloth- ing rather than for the girl to be curi- ous as to what is underneath it. If we want to be desirable, we are travel- ing an indirect route by trying to be fashionable. When maintaining relationships of any consequence (and maintaining relationships is the goal), being trendy has never been a necessary condition and is rarely a sufficient one. Guys sell themselves short when they think girls want a guy who is attentive or en vogue and dressy in such a way to try to reflect the pos- session of those characteristics. The reason a girl has other girlfriends is because they are infinitely more in tune with how other girls feel. Gen- erally, there is no point for a guy to be fashionable because men's fash- ion reflects what girls like in their friends, not what they generally want in guys. What girls want in guys is an open question. I believe that while girls may value sensitivity or good fash- ion taste, they would hold an Cadil- lac Escalade at a higher value. I'd venture to say girls at this age value stature over sensitivity and fashion sense - even politeness. Girls may want a lot of certain traits, but typi- cally they value the conventionally shallow ones. This is the reason rich jackasses are always with the most attractive girls. With this in mind, there is no need to explain the para- dox of the "nice guy" with meager earnings. Regardless of what guys wear, to establish relations with girls it is best that it starts off with common cour- tesy, like opening doors for them or walking them to class. Often times, smiling and eye contact is ordinarily considered a sleazy gesture, unless you possess an unusually pleasant smile or smoldering eyes, because girls may think you're trying to pic- ture them naked. The question guys have to ask themselves is do they really want girls complimenting them on the color of their v-neck? While a direct positive comment on how you look is rewarding, it does nothing to bring about a foundation on which any type of meaningful relation- ship can be built on. The process of foundation building involves asking and responding to questions, giving thoughtful answers and occasionally revealing pieces of information about ourselves others may find interesting and endearing. For most guys, it is best they save their money and compensate for their failings in other ways because it makes no sense and is too expen- sive to be fashionable. Join Jo as he ventures out to pick up a new pair of overalls. He can be reached at sasota@umich.edu. "Pleased to meet you. Won't you guess my gender?" SATISFACTION SEMINAL STONES PERFORMANCE CAPTURED ON DVD By Jacob Nathan Daily Arts Writer For two days in December 1968, The Rolling Stones reminded everyone in London that they were the hippest band in the world. Sure, the idea of an enormous Rock and Roll Circus featuring trapeze artists, fire-eaters, clowns and one had yet heard of is over- the-top. Only The Stones could pull off such a spectacle, and with sure hands and roaring guitars, they did. With the release of their latest DVD, viewers are given a look back at this seminal concert. The idea for a Rock and Roll Circus art-rock bands no The Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus DVD Abkco only after suggesting it himself to Jagger and Keith Richards at a nightclub in Los Angeles. When The Who play their seminal "A Quick One While He's Away," drummer Keith Moon is so soaked in sweat by the end of the song that each beat is marked by an explosion of moisture off of his glistening body. Marianne Faithful's presence at the concert is significant for many reasons. Clad in a perfectly fitted dress, and looking angelic while lounging on the floor, her performance of the classic "Something Better," is a highlight of the show. What's more, later in the performance, as Jagger passionately belts out the intro to "You Can't Always Get What You Want," he is clearly singing both to and about her. The most historically important song performed is "Yer Blues," orchestrated by the most-super-of-super- groups, The Dirty Mac. This one-time amalgamation of rock legends featured John Lennon, Eric Clapton, Keith Richards and Mitch Mitchell. In spite of the fact that Lennon's delivery is droning, Clapton's solo work is uninspired, and Richards seems uninterested on bass; watching these musicians work together is fascinating and exciting. Any perceived indifference takes a back seat to the unparalleled talent they are so well known for. The quality of the transfer is acceptable, with the graininess of the 16 millimeter stock adding to the nostalgia. The sound, however, leaves something to be desired. Although crisp and listenable, there is something lacking in the volume department. For some reason, even with the TV turned all the way up, the loudness of these bands is never really captured. The extra features are exciting, with extra tracks by Taj Mahal and a nifty split screen recording of The-Dirty Mac's song. As for the commentary, the most interesting is that of Marianne Faithful, who successfully drove the point home that on the '60s London rock scene, everyone was friends with everyone. John Lennon and Mick Jagger actually did hang out. On David Dalton's commentary, he points out that The Stones were the darlings of the London "Hipoisie," since the release of "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" had made The Beatles decidedly un-hip. The main purpose of this concert, however, was to highlight The Rolling Stones. The way this spec- tacle was filmed, however, didn't allow them to per- form until 4 a.m. The crowd is no longer into it, and even the band looks tired. All that aside, the songs "Jumping Jack Flash," "Parachute Woman" and "Salt of the Earth" are spectacularly performed. Jagger is sharp and bright with his singing, and his movement is seductively serpentine. Rumors persist that the reason this concert wasn't released for 30 years is because Jagger was dissatisfied with his own perfor- mance. It is hard to see how this is possible. When taken into context, this concert's impor- tance is unparalleled, as it serves as a time capsule into a time when "cool" was much cooler than it has ever been. It is fun to watch, the music is excellent and the enormity of the entire undertaking will not be lost on any viewers. Movie: **** Picture/Sound: *** Special Features: *** was born out of conversations between The Who's Pete Townshend and The Stones' lead singer Mick Jagger. The original idea had The Stones, The Who and Rod Stewart and The Faces traveling throughout America on trains, playing shows under the big top. For various logistical reasons, this became impos- sible. Jagger, Townshend says on the DVD, kept this extravagant idea alive by filming a whole concert for a TV special. The concert is worth watching for its lineup alone. Among the big names, a few more obscure bands of the era are featured, namely Jethro Tull and Taj Mahal. Tull performed for nearly a full year before he had any official releases, while Taj Mahal also played 'Glimmering' highlights familial strife By Nichole Gerard For the Daily NEW LINE CINEMA a and invite you and a guest to attend an advance screening Of AFTER mu SUNSET For your chance to enter to win, stop by the Michigan Daily newspaper's office. No Purchase Necessary. While supplies last, limit one pr person. OPENS FRIDAY NOVEMBER 12, 2004 I After a seven-year hiatus from fic- tion writing, Cynthia Ozick makes a bold return with "Heir to the Glim- mering World." The novel is intri- cately woven, Heir to the primarily telling Glimmering the story of Rose World Meadows, an 18- By Cynthia Ozick year-old orphan struggling to Houghton make her way in New York City during the late 1930s. Rose winds up working as a nanny and typist for the Mitwisser fam- ily, refugees from Nazi Germany. Living in a run-down home in the Bronx, most of the novel deals with Rose's adjustment to the chaotic family. At the head of the family is strict Prof. Rudolf Mitwisser, a for- merly acclaimed scholar of Karaism, a Jewish sect. He spends his days cramped in the city library while his invalid wife and five children run amok at home. Through an interesting turn of events, the Mitwisser family's sole source of income is from a friend, James A'Bair. As a child, he was the subject of a popular children's story, "Bear Boy," which is loosely based on A.A. Milne's "Winnie the Pooh" stories. A'Bair as a character is one of the novel's weaknesses. While most of the characters drive the story and fuel the plot, his character falls short of Ozick's aims for him as a failed hero. Stylistically, "Heir to the Glim- mering World" has a Victorian feel to it, reminiscent of a Dickens or Char- lotte Bronte novel with its romantic undertones and old world ideals. The traditional feel is a result of the Mit- wisser family's values, which come from pre-Nazi Germany. However the novel also has distinctly modern aspects to it as well, adding to the complexity of the work. The majority of the story is told through the eyes of Rose, who spends her time working on Prof. Mitwisser's research and attempting to calm down his mentally unstable wife. Where the novel falters is it's daunting length - 310 pages. While Ozick's writing is overall quite well done and easy to read, at times it seems as if she is feeding the read- er too much story to swallow. Part of this is due to the large number of characters featured in the book, which inevitably created subplots in addition to the main storyline. "Heir to the Glimmering World" has solid prose and interesting, well- developed characters to offer the reader. Length aside, the novel is a good read for anyone interested who is in the late '30s or simply has some time to spare. ,. ... s.._e. a x e. i.: .ka a_. for more information call 734/998-6251 The University of Michigan College of Literature, Science, and the Arts presents a public lecture and reception MAK A DIFFERENCE Within ten years, you could impact the lives of 1800 students by choosing to teach. University of Michigan School of Education Undergraduate Recruitment Information Evening 0 JoyceI Elman R. Service CollegiateI Tuesday Marcus Professor of Cultural Evolution