ARTS The Michigan Daily - New Student Edition - Fall 2004 - 9D But "Lies" has enough incisive con- tent to stand on its own. It is up to date - guiding readers from the 2000 elec- tion to the current debate on weapons of mass destruction - it is fact-checked by 14 Harvard University students, and most importantly, it's funny. At times, it is even disturbing, like the account of Bill O'Reilly's sexual sus- pense thriller "Those Who Trespass," a novel more ambi- tious than Ludacris' Word of Mouf album: "While Ludacris, like O'Reilly, enjoys describing oral sex scenes, there are none on his album Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them By Al Franken E.P Dutton back on a humble crutch: "I'm a come- dian." But strangely, this "funny bias" does not prevent him from being exces- sively partisan. He praises the Clinton Administration for the longest period of economic growth in American history, for reducing crime rates, for suggesting the homeland security plan implement- ed after 9/11 and for sustaining "the greatest president of the twenty-first century." One problem with comedians is you can't tell when they're joking. Franken makes some far-reaching arguments in his book. He warns of the power exerted by Rupert Murdoch, the world's most powerful media mogul, and by Clear Channel Communications. He addresses exploitation in the third world, the tightening grip of corporate hegemons and the active misinforma- tion campaigns of this administration. But too often, he brings the debate back to the most simplistic and irrelevant question: Clinton vs. Bush. Still, "Lies" is important for its unflinching look at the conservative elite, whom Franken accuses of propa- gating "a worldview designed to com- fort the comfortable and further afflict the afflicted." Their attitude toward telling lies - that they must have inher- ent value if they succeed in the "market- place of ideas" - is especially invidious. And judging by book sales, Americans are eager for some truth. I refuse to beat myself up. I am an attractive person. I am fun to be with. Novelist Ann Patchett visits 'U' wniters senies September 16, 2003 By Johanna Hanink Daily Staff Writer PANTS ON FIRE AL FRANKEN TAUNTS THE RIGHT September 24, 2003 By SteveCotner Daily Staff Writer BOOK REVI EW * * Al Franken understands the role of showmanship in politics. In his new book, "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them," he takes on the biggest showmen in the business: Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity and even the president. But in crafting the story behind the book - the triumph of free speech over FOX News Channel's threats to sue for slander - Franken has used the rumor mill of media to his advantage. He has engineered his own buzz, sending his book to the top of the bestseller list for three weeks now. involving a teen crack whore.' Franken fills his pages with details - choosing to tear down today's reli- gious ideologies, sexual hypocrites and chickenhawk patriots with whatever he can conjure. At his worst, Franken pulls the reader into forgettable, petty squab- bles. At his best, he transcends the fray and provides firm maxims like "Con- servatives ... love America like a child loves their mommy," or his analysis of media bias: "Politics - no liberal bias ... The Funnies - funny bias, or in the case of Family Circus, funny and heart- warming bias." Unlike his enemies, Franken can fall Ann Patchett, whose most recent novel was the critically acclaimed and enduring best- seller "Bel " Canto," leads off Ann Patchett the Department of Tonight at 5 p.m. English 2003- 2004 visiting writ- Angell Hall Aud. B ers series roster tonight at 5 p.m. in Angell Hall Audi- torium B. Patchett will be reading from "Bel Canto," a tour de force of magical realism, as well as from some of her more recent works; her visit to the University is a fitting beginning to a series which promises to bring some of the most interesting writers working today to this campus. "Bel Canto" marks the latest large- scale achievement of Patchett, whose sale to the Paris Review of the short story "All Little Colored Children Should Learn to Play Harmonica," while she was still an undergraduate at Sarah Lawrence College, foreshadowed her literary success. Patchett also attended the extremely prestigious Iowa Writers' Workshop after her graduation. Before the publication of "Bel Canto" in 2001, Patchett enjoyed a warm critical reception of her first three novels: "The Patron Saint of Liars" was a New York Times Notable Book of the Year (1992); "Taft" (1994) won the Janet Heidinger Kafka prize and "The Magician's Assistant" (1997) was shortlisted for the Orange Prize. Five years later, "Bel Canto" won Patchett the Orange Prize, the United Kingdom's most prominent literary prize awarded to a female author. In "Bel Canto," Roxanne Cross, an operatic singer, is performing at the home of a South American vice presi- dent for a party with an international guest list. Terrorists take the party hostage, however, and what Patchett describes is an emotional and vivid exploration of the interactions and bonds that form between this unlikely group of people. Patchett's reading is sure to be the first in an interesting series of visiting writers - and will be worth taking the afternoon off to enjoy. LOTR Continued from Page 1D for war. Gandalf (Ian McKellen) rides to Gondor and prepares Denethor (John Noble), the cynical steward of Gondor, for the ultimate battle; King Theoden gathers all his forces, and Aragorn (Viggo Mortensen) ventures under the mountains to stir an army held to an unfulfilled oath from another age. All the while, the dark lord Sauron sends his evil underlings to besiege men's last bastion of hope. Maintaining the intensity of Helm's Deep, the engagement on the Pelennor Fields and the images of thousands of marching orcs is the ulti- mate expression of special effects integration. Breathtaking and awe-inspiring seem hardly enough to characterize Weta Workshop's incredi- ble creation. Even more impressive, however, is the white fortress of Minas Tirith in both size and intricacy; it is truly a sight to behold. Still more remarkable, the acting in "Return of the King" is by far the finest. Sam's anguish over pro- tecting himself and Frodo from Gollum and his despair at losing the faith of his master - not to mention his fight with Weta's nasty giant spider Shelob - showcases Sean Astin's talent in a manner unseen in his early-'90s heyday. In fact, each of the hobbits has his moment, especially Pippin (Billy Boyd) as he sings in the great hall of kings while Denethor's son, Faramir (David Wenham), gallops to imminent death. Viggo Mortensen displays his finest acting as he transforms himself from Aragorn, the ranger from the north, into Elessar, King of Men, and Ian McKellen is infallible, as always. However, the cohesiveness and subtle power of the film results from Andrew Lesnie's cinematogra- phy and the work of the entire sound-editing crew. Following the lighting of beacons from Gondor to Rohan and the arrival of the Rohirrim at the foothills of Pelennor superbly visualizes Tolkien's words. See- ing thousands of horses lined up and striding into battle, even as some ultra-realistically fall to their deaths, is a sight for the sake of seeing beauty through a projector. And when Gandalf rides to the aid of retreating soldiers from Osgiliath, never have light, color and sound mixed so perfectly. So perfect and unnoticeable is the soundtrack that paying close attention to it makes Jackson's craftsmanship all the more uncanny. Somehow Jackson undertook the most daunting task a director could and gave the frothing masses eye candy of the highest quality. "Return of the King" is not only the cinematic achievement of the year but also the crowning directorial achievement of the decade thus far. Managing an ensemble cast and a pseudo-period-piece to such indelibility cannot be overlooked. Alone, "Return of the King" stands as one of cinema's instant classics. As a single film upwards of 12 hours combined with "Fellowship" and "Two Towers," "The Lord of the Rings" encapsulates the expression of film as art and mass consumer culture. COLEMAN Continued from Page 1D From the first note on, the music melted into a prolonged meditation. Each moment was entirely unique, drawing on Coleman's insistence on writing new material for every performance. At times, Coleman turned to trumpet (and once a violin), but it didn't matter. Coleman has the ability to communicate on a level that turns any instrument he touches into a singular voice. When he wasn't playing, he was attentively studying the sound around him, enraptured by the sonic landscape. The music itself fell within different Coleman idioms. There were the post-bop themes a la 1959's "Bird Feed" and rubato themes similar to 1958's "Lorraine." Nonetheless, each tune began and ended with a theme, and what came in between was entirely undefinable. After playing intensely for an hour and a half, Coleman retreated from the stage, returning moments later for an encore. The crowd sang "Happy Birthday" (it was his 74th), and Coleman thanked his audience for their energy and proceeded to philoso- phize about existence. The band then burst into an aggressive blues jam that show- cased each musician individually. The over- all level of musicianship was unbelievable, but Denardo's inspired solo stood out as a highlight. At the night's conclusion, the person who'd confused Coleman with the sound man had a large smile on his face. And it was easy to tell why, for attendees had just participated in something special: a musical happening that will echo for years, an evening spent with the one-and-only Ornette Coleman. HILL Continued from Page 1D Vienna Philharmonic on Hill's stage during his 70th birth- day tour. He chose to play only three American cities: New York, Washington D.C. and Ann Arbor. There's definitely something special about Hill Auditorium. Fischer said of the renovation, "There has been interest in renovating Hill for a long, long time, and it was simply a matter of when the University felt it had the resources to be able to do the job. "So they're handling the renovation in several phases, and this first phase is the renovation and restoration of the, hall as we know it now. The next-phase of renovation will. be, we hope, a backstage addition." This addition will accommodate visiting artists as well as School of Music bands and orchestras that regularly perform concerts. "Anyone who has used Hill Auditorium knows that the backstage needs major expansion and improvement," Fis- cher explained. The first phase of the Hill renovations began on May 13, 2002. It was estimated that the renovation would take 18 months to complete and cost $38.6 million. To begin the process, the University secured the expertise of Quinn Evans, an Ann Arbor firm that specializes in restoring his- toric buildings. The firm has worked to maintain and pre- serve structures like the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts Concert Hall, George Washington's boy- hood home and parts of the Peabody Institute at Johns Hopkins University. Here at the University, it has worked on the Detroit Observatory, the Dana Building and class- rooms in the Law School. Some of the more practical changes include an increased number of restrooms, from 14 to 22 for men and from 10 to 30 for women, as well as one unisex restroom. Sound and light locks have been added at the entrance of the auditorium from the lobby. Sound locks will keep noise from the lobby and the sound of traffic out of the perform- ance space, and light locks will prevent light from opened doors during daytime shows from seeping into the audito- rium. Before renovations "if someone was walking around in the lobby, you could hear a clip-clop sound inside the auditorium," said Wolff. One of the most pragmatic - and most anticipated - additions to the historic performance venue is the installa- tion of an air conditioning system. Electrical and ventila- BEN FOLDS Continued from Page ID opposed to the touring piano he's famous for beating on and lobbing his stool at. With a nod to his professed guitar envy, Folds walked out from his piano to strap on a bass for the funky new track "Renegade Rent-a-Cop." The crowd-participation segments of the show were endearing highlights, bringing in fans to mimic the call-and- response horns of "Army" and the hym- nal swell of "Not the Same." Regrettably, the show closed with the back-to-back sentimental ballad- fest of "Brick" and "Luckiest." The collective tear hanging on everybody's cheek seemed too kitschy for the usual- ly-more perceptive Folds. The encore featured the unrelenting "Song for the Dumped," where Folds seemed to remember what has always been at the core of his appeal. He was admittedly rusty yet still tion systems have also been replaced. The most important renovation, however, is the addition of ramps and elevators. Until now, the stage had been only accessible via stairs; artists, audience members and stu- dents requiring wheelchairs or other assistive equipment could not easily get onstage. The auditorium's new design includes ramps on either side of the stage so that anyone can enter the stage area. Additionally, the mezzanine area was only accessible by stairs. For the first time in Hill's existence, attendees who experience difficulty climbing stairs can access the bal- cony area via elevator. Seating for audience members with wheelchairs had also been problematic in the past, but seats have been created on both the main floor and the mezzanine to accommodate those with assistive equip- iient. Though'lhe changes in seating have reduced the number of seats to 3,710 from 4,169, Fischer thinks that the loss in revenue is worth it. "I applaud the University for their overall policy of inclusion and diversity," he said. Another practical feature Hill lacked was a concession area. The University worked with Quinn Evans to create a snack bar in the lobby in hopes that concessions will create a more fun experience. "More and more people are looking at concertgoing as a social experience. They want to meet with their friends, talk about performances - and now they have a place to do that right in Hill Auditorium," Fischer explained. Concessions will be served at both the Elizabeth E. Kennedy Lower Lobby and on the mezzanine level. While students, faculty and administration alike are excited about the modern adjustments made to the facility, many are still unsure of what Hill will sound like now that changes have been made. The final acoustics test occurred this morning. Wolff explained, "The architects were careful not to change Hill's signature sound. There was a bounce-back coming from the back of the auditorium, but acousticians believe that this problem has been remedied." School of Music alumna Corynn Eggener said, "I always loved (Hill's) clarity. It's so big and resonant, it has a pres- ence of its own." One of her favorite memories of Hill was waiting in line overnight for the UMS Half-Price Ticket Sale. "That was one of the coolest experiences of my undergrad. We played Scrabble." Director of Bands Michael Haithcock, who conducts the Symphony Band, summed up his feelings about the new Hill: "I hope it sounds exactly the same. It's glorious. The resonance in the hall is almost perfect." Master writing with reference books From interpreting Shakespeare's sonnets to composing a killer paper, our selection of grammar books, thesauri, and dictionaries will help you write with style. Pierpont Commons Bookstore Michigan Union Bookstore } t