4 - The Michigan Daily - Friday, September 24, 2004 OPINION Iz Lirbigan &ilg 420 M A'N.AmN! STREET ANN ARBOR, MI 48109 tothedaily@michigandaily.com EDITED AND MANAGED BY STUDENTS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN SINCE 1890 JORDAN SCHRADER Editor in Chief JASON Z. PESICK Editorial Page Editor Unless otherwise noted, unsigned editorials reflect the opinion of the majority of the Daily's editorial board. All other pieces do not necessarily reflect the opinion of The Michigan Daily. NOTABLE QUOTABLE Rude, vile pigs. That's what all of you are." - Singer Elton John, to a group of reporters in Taipei, Taiwan, following a concert, as reported yesterday by CNN.com. r'r SAM BUTLER Tu.S ;x r1 O~ O(xe, give Me . o. eI -ax rev/enue a..yd 7:'1 see to 3OQc"po-econ fj ^ t' ~ 40 Revolution through soup ZACK DENFELD 8-B-T CR-T 1C n this time when "red" and "blue" America are barely talking to each other we need something to bring us together. Some purple Borsht might be just the trick. I am, according to the crazy people who let me into this school, an art- ist by trade. I have an idea to revolution- ize American culture, and it involves soup. Lots of it. I want to reheat the American melting pot, using recipes as a catalyst. I would look to the National Education Association for funding, but some non- soup-loving congressmen, will just have a field day and say "soup is not art, it is bare- ly even food, it's more of a beverage," and then try to dismantle the entire national- cultural funding system, even though it is already pathetically miniscule, compared to almost any other country on earth. So in the interest of getting money, and not dealing with bean counters, (unless they are counting lima beans, for soup!) I am going to apply to the National Endow- ment for the Humanities. They don't care so much what you do with your money, because politicians don't have time to read books. Plus, I will just say that soup is the culinary equivalent of jazz. Those NEH people love statements like that. My plan is to travel across all 50 states, talk to folks, read and listen to some histo- ries and then choose 50 state soups. Then each week I will go the capital of a state and make huge 10-foot vats of the state soup and hand it out to everyone that wants some. If I run out, we can go down the street to someone's house and cook some more. Because the soups will be announced each week for a year, the state soup unveiling will always-on the TV news. There is at least one slow news day each week, and what could be a better photo op. than some crazy eccentric perched atop a 10-foot vat of soup? Having a state soup is a good idea because it: 1. Re-asserts a sense of place. It may not single-handedly prevent the continued Wal-Marting of America, and the McDon- alds and Wal-Marts already in every state will start selling the state soup, but most travelers on state soup tours would want to seek out the local restaurants that sell it. When I am on a cross-country band tour a main part of my itinerary would be to identify the best soup-cooking spot in each city. And this would lead to conversations, friendships and (hopefully) places to stay. 2. It emphasizes true cost economics. By picking soup recipes that call for locally grown and available produce, state citi- zens will be more inclined to seek out and buy from local vendors, and, hopefully organically grown, family-owned farms. Why would this happen? I don't know, but go talk to a neo-classical economist about positive and negative externalities in rela- tion to culture and rational choice, and then make him some soup from stuff you grew in your backyard. Then tell him it's the state soup, and to stop being autistic. 3. It creates temporary communities.. Even tough-as-nails New Yorkers will melt with the warmth of hearty Manhattan Clam Chowder being sold everywhere. The first Monday of every month should be national soup night. Entire urban renewal art and culture events could be built around soup. Let's face it, suburbanites won't always come into urban centers for culture, but they sure will for food, especially if it's free! Obviously, some people are going to be angered by my decisions. For example, what Midwestern state do I give beer soup to? Wisconsinites may think they are the obvious choice, but that's not necessarily the case. It is a lot harder than it seems, I wouldn't just name state soups willy-nilly. New Englanders generally get along in their cold-as-ice kind of way, but I would hate to set off a war between Massachusetts and Rhode Island by ceding either of them Clam Chowder. We may have to flip a coin for it, and the other one can just take Tobacco soup or something. Also, vegetarians and citizens with aller- gies of many sort will be mad if they cannot eat their own state soup. But this is where the obligatory artistic "controversy" comes in. The can't-eat-nuts society of America will picket some of my events, and that will add a nice confrontational element for journalists who only see newsworthiness in conflict. And then later, we will compro- mise, and I will release alternative recipes with meat and allergen substitutes. Maine would get Lobster Bisque. Loui- siana would obviously get gumbo. Idaho would probably get cream of potato, Geor- gia could get peanut butter soup (one of my all-time favorites), etc. There are many culinary cultures and histories to take into account, and I would want to revive some soups long out of favor. Blessed be the state that gets a soup that no one has tasted in 100 years. It's not obvious, but all revolutions start with food. Spread the word and send me your suggestions for what your home state's soup should be. Then go talk to someone you otherwise wouldn't over a bowl of something warm and delicious! Denfeld can be reached at zcd@umich.edu. 9 Vote has style, lacks substance SOWMYA KRISHNAMURTHY AUlDI AITERAM PARTEM olitics has always quality of that vote. Star power is great for political activism, was supposed to under- been plagued as advertising, but the vast majority of celeb- take a large-scale protest to raise public being dated, an rities come up short when it comes to truly awareness about New York's Rockefeller exclusive club for wealthy informing and educating voters. What's the drug laws - which mandate prison terms white men, out of touch point of making people vote when they have for individuals found guilty of possess- with the common per- no idea what they're voting for? ing even small amounts of drugs - but son. This reputation is Some of the most promising initiatives are reneged later. One reason actually cited heightened among young the gravest offenders. Ubiquitous mogul Sean for this was the timing of the 2004 MTV people, who for the most P. Diddy Combs's Citizen Change project for Video Music Awards in Miami; apparently part see politicians as instance, is intended to be a nonpartisan and a silly and pointless awards ceremony takes talking heads who don't nonprofit organization created to educate, precedence over an issue intimately related listen to us, empathize with our issues or rep- motivate and empower 18-to-30-year olds to to the hip-hop community. With so much resent in any capacity the diverse cross-section vote - the generation dubbed the "forgotten intra-group devotion, it's no wonder people that is modern America. We manifest this dis- ones." Citizen Change's official mission: to don't take this organization seriously! illusionment in lackluster voter turnout - in make voting hot, sexy and relevant to a gen- In the fickleness of pop culture, novelty is 2000 just 29 percent of eligible voters age 18 to eration that hasn't reached full participation in fleeting and authenticity is dubious. Without 24 cast a ballot for president which politicians the political process. Sounds great, but making anything tangible to attach to election 2004, incorrectly translate as disinterest and there- George W. Bush and John Kerry "hot and sexy" voting is at risk of losing its essence in the fore continue to ignore our needs. is a bit ambitious even for Puff. The result is wringer of commercialism. Bicyclist Lance In this close and very important election, that little of the mission statement is accom- Armstrong's popular Live Strong campaign is it seems that everyone is trying to remove plished at all. The website devotes more web a case in point. Founded on the ethos of fund- the stigmatization of politics and bolster space to promoting its celebrity endorsements raising for cancer research and advocacy, it has interest among the youth demographic. and venues to purchase those snazzy "Vote or been malformed into a fashion statement, with Ober celebrities and fashionistas have Die" T-shirts (for a whopping $30 by the way), more people concerned about wearing those gained a sudden civic-mindedness and are than contributing actual information or insight cheap yellow bracelets - the new must-have now using their powers for good by making on the election. The "Issues" section amus- accessory on campus - than contributing to voting en vogue. Through T-shirts, catchy ingly just links to other websites. As a busi- the fight against cancer. slogans and guest appearances, casting a nessman there is no doubt that Combs should If young people are expected to get involved ballot has never been cooler. Granted, it is be applauded for his marketing prowess, but and more importantly, retain an interest in refreshing to see the rich and famous stand without any substantive content, this campaign politics, we need to be educated as to why. for something greater than commercialism proves little more than a thinly veiled opportu- War and foreign policy, gay marriage, the and vapidity, but the overall effectiveness nity to hawk merchandise. future of the U.S. Supreme Court, education of the cause is questionable. Citizen Change is by no means alone. costs - this year's election has no dearth of This year the problem will not be dis- The vast majority of hip voter campaigns pertinent issues. Celebrities and the like must mal turnout; quite the contrary. With all fall flat with more bark than bite. Even realize that gloss and glitter can only moti- the hype and money being pumped into when there seems to be a genuine civic con- vate so much before running risk of the ulti- high-profile voter initiatives, I'm sure that cern, celebrity agendas invariably override mate faux pas - un-coolness. more young people than usual will be pres- anything from coming to fruition. ent at the polls, at least out of trendiness The Hip-Hop Summit Action Network, Krishnamurthy can be reached at if nothing more. What concerns me is the which utilizes hip-hop stars to encourage sowmyak@umich.edu. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR 0 IJ UL1UI~4L~ JI/'£~1 7". . V 7111 . 7-1 --'1- - - - - 7 - - - - - - I- i - - -,t- Ak