14 - The Michigan Daily - Wednesday, February 4, 2003 'Sin bin' awaits naughty Icers 4 By Michael Nisson Daily Sports Writer Fact or fiction: College hockey players and third graders share many traits. Fact. At first glance, it might seem odd to compare players to a bunch of young schoolchildren. But the two groups have at least one thing in common - when they act inappropriately, they can be sent to take a "time- out." The hockey version of this punishment consists of being sent to the penalty box. "It's the sin-bin," defender Brandon Rogers said with a sly grin on his face. "You don't want to spend too much time there." "You just hope (the other team) doesn't score," said alternate captain Eric Nystrom of being in the penalty box. "When they do score, it's the longest skate across the ice you could possibly take." The term "sin-bin" shows how most people view a trip to the penalty box - the offending player is going there to pay his dues for wrongdoings against a mem- ber of the other team. Such a conclusion is correct on a technical level. But there are also situations where a trip to the penalty box can be seen as a positive thing. "There's such a thing as a good penalty and a bad penalty," associate head coach Mel Pearson said. "Usu- ally a good penalty is where you're preventing a scor- ing chance. It's somewhere near your net where you have to take a penalty, maybe, so a guy doesn't get a great opportunity to score. "A bad penalty might be when you take one in your own offensive zone, like 200 feet from your net." Fighting seems to fall into the "bad" category, but this is not entirely true. "(Fighting) can bring a team closer together because you're standing up for each other and you're willing to put yourself on the line," Pearson said. Said Rogers: "If your teammate's ever in trouble or (the other team) hit the goalie and hurt him, then there's going to be some payback," Nystrom noted that, in the end, the ultimate result of a penalty is out of the hands of any player or coach. "If it's an honest penalty, if it prevents a goal for some reason, the hockey gods make your teammates kill it off," Nystrom said. "When you take a bad penalty, for some reason they always score." Michigan's team statistics show that defenders tend to spend more time between the glass walls than for- wards. Defenders have averaged 26:26 penalty minutes per person so far this season, while offensive players have averaged just 17:52 minutes a game. These figures would also be further apart if a fight had not occurred during the Western Michigan game on Jan. 24, resulting in 10-minute major penalties for two Michigan forwards - junior forward Michael Woodford and freshman forward Mike Brown. Junior forward Dwight Helminen attributed this dif- ference in penalty minutes to the personalities that the two positions (defenders and forwards) take on the ice. "If you're a guy who has the puck a lot or is attack- ing a lot, you're not likely to get penalties just because you're on the attack," Helminen said. "The guy defen- sively is trying to shut you down, so he's got more of a chance of taking a penalty." Helminen is great example of this. The Brighton native is fifth on the team with seven goals and he has yet to take a penalty. Freshman defender Matt Hunwick, on the other hand, has yet to score and leads the team with 44 penalty minutes. "The tendency seems to be (that) the more aggres- sive you are, the more penalties you're going to take," Pearson said. "(Helminen) is an aggressive player, but he doesn't take a lot of penalties because he uses his speed." In the end, the fact remains that no team wants to be a man down in any situation. Pearson said that the coaches usually spend a few hours a week dealing with penalties and devote a few minutes on each gameday talking about discipline. He also noted that learning to take penalties is not something that a player is simply able to do the minute he steps on the ice as a freshman. "I think you have to coach (about taking penalties)," Pearson said. "They're not used to it. Sometimes they come from junior hockey, which can be a pretty rough game. "I also think the freshmen sometimes get picked on within the league. The officials know who the fresh- men are, and they're trying to set an example." DAVID TUMAN/Daily Bernard Robinson, "Mr. Everything," leads Michigan In all the major categories this season. Robinson keeps doing By Daniel Bremmer Daily Sports Editor "Mr. Everything" has done just that for the Wolverines this year. Bernard Robinson - dubbed "Mr. Everything" by his coach and teammates - has been the most ver- satile floor pres- ence for the Wolverines game $ in and game out. And the 6-foot-6 senior has quietly been climbing the ladder as a Big Ten leader in a num- ber of statistical categories. Robinson is 11th in the Big Ten in scoring, averaging 13.1 points per game. He is also 11th in rebounding (5.8 ) and 10th in assists (3.61). "He's been outstanding," Michi- gan coach Tommy Amaker said. "(Bernard has been) our most con- sistent player, our most valuable player." Robinson has also been prolific in some other statistical categories which can easily go unnoticed: he has racked up 39 steals through 18 games (second in the conference) and is 12th in the Big Ten with an assist-to-turnover ratio of 1.18. While Robinson leads Michigan in all of the above stats, it's not the senior's numbers or rankings that his coach gives him the most credit for. "He's also drawn the toughest defensive assignments for our ball club, in addition to the stats," Amaker said. "He's certainly established him- self as one of the top defensive players in this league." IN THE MIDDLE: Amaker said that one thing he would have liked to see in Michigan's 67-52 loss to Illinois last weekend was more production from his big men. Starters Graham Brown and Courtney Sims combined for just eight points on seven total shots from the floor. On the other hand, in Michigan's 90-84 win over Iowa last Wednes- day, the two combined for 24 points and took 16 shots. Illinois double-teamed Michigan's post players for much of Saturday's game, and Michigan turned the ball over several times while trying to force the ball back out from the block. "We also try to teach our post players that something they need to do, being young post players, is show some poise and patience," Amaker said. "Sometimes that's very hard to do when the ball goes into the post." DAYS OF REST: Michigan has a bye e6veryting' week of sorts, as every other Big Ten team played last night or is scheduled to play tonight. The Wolverines return to action on Sat- urday against Purdue. Amaker said that he has been try- ing to mix up his routine in practice, because he knows that doing the same drills each day for a week can get old quickly. He also said that he'd rather be playing a game during the week, especially coming off the loss to Illi- nois on Saturday. "I'd prefer to have a game this week so we could get back at it and hopefully get a win," Amaker said. "But, obviously we've got to use this week the proper way." Having the whole week off may be a blessing in disguise for Michi- gan, as it gives the Wolverines a chance to rest and come out at 100 percent against Purdue, both physi- cally and mentally. Sophomore Chris Hunter, who has .missed three straight games, is using the week off to see the doctor and try to gain medical clearance to play. Hunter reaggravated a knee injury and several days later had his nose accidentally broken by team- mate J.C. Mathis. Amaker said that Hunter will be fitted for a face mask this week, and he may be ready to play on Saturday. DANNY MOLOSHOK/Daily Freshmen Matt Hunwick (top) and Mike Brown (bottom) were sent to the penalty box for fighting against Western Michigan two weeks ago. BURKE Continued from Page 12 clear that he was blooming into a spectacular football player and disintegrating into a mediocre third baseman. He'll get his chance - he is (well, for now, let's make that he was) a mobile, smart quarterback with a rocket arm. The NFL scouts still drool over him. With his baseball career officially in the past, let's hope that one of the University's greatest athletes can find some professional success. What is going on with the Los Angeles Lakers? On Sunday, during a live TV interview after a win over the Toronto Raptors, Shaq-Daddy or Diesel or Kazaam! - what- ever you want to call him - launched into a profanity-filled complaint about the referees. After being reminded he was on live television, Shaq responded that he didn't "give a s***." We've also got the Kobe Bryant situation hanging over the Lakers' heads. And last week, current Laker Karl Mal- one got into a spat with his former team, the Utah Jazz. This came after the Jazz performed a mock phone call over the P.A. system during the Lakers-Jazz game. The call included a fake Malone saying he wanted to "come home to Utah," and then poked fun at Bryant's situation. In response to that, Malone said: "I guarantee you, I'll have the last say on this. That little skit they did, it'll cost them. I guarantee you." Woah. Easy on the revenge train there, Hamlet. It was a fairly harmless gag. Regardless of whether the Jazz's stunt was appropriate, or whether the refs were solid on Sunday, or whether Kobe did it or not, there's no debating this: The Lakers are suddenly turning into a public relations nightmare. If only they could be more like the Tigers. Chris Burke can be reached at chrisbur@umich.edu. 4 _ _ _ .. _ . . ,. ..w.,., .rr.. ,_ . .. ... .,, . , Cupid Gram shown: lingerie I actual size:2,25" x 2.25"1max # of text characters: 100 4 m m U U I