ftp 3ktuu w §aiI 7 5 I THE HOTTEST PICKS IN ENTERTAINMENT FROM A DAILY ARTS WRITER t Led Zeppelin H - Listening to this again with stereo changed everything. Between Jimmy Page's guitar shredding and Robert Plant's patented howl, blues metal never sounded so good. ing precious little besides cliched action for the finale. "Revolutions" begins precisely where "Reloaded" ends. A still unconscious Neo (Keanu Reeves) hap- pens to actively remain somewhere between the world of the Matrix and the machine world, trapped in a subway terminal controlled by the Trainman. Mor- pheus (Laurence Fishburne) and Trinity (Carrie-Ann Moss) plug into the Matrix to pull Neo out. One gra- tuitous fight scene with thugs walking on the ceiling and a pointless discussion with Merovingian later, they rescue Neo from the Mobil Ave (limbo scram- bled anyone?) station. While Zion fervently prepares for the impending machine attack, Neo finds time to visit the Oracle - who, in a poor attempt to mask the replacement of the late Gloria Foster with Mary Alice, has received pun- ishment for her choices by being physically changed as an attempt to explain her morphed appearance - asking yet more questions to which Neo, as usual, already knows the answer. It would seem that the intrigue of "Reloaded," that distanced so many, returns in full force, but setting most of "Revolutions" in the machine world dispels the questions after the first 15 minutes. Neo's coma- tose counterpart Bane (Ian Bliss), a human body now inhabited by one of the many Agent Smiths (Hugo Weaving), awakens and attempts to rid the world of Neo while the Agent Smith program continues to rap- idly replicate itself throughout the Matrix. Unfortunately, the long-winded dialogue droning through "Reloaded" is here replaced by more insipid, even laughable, speeches. Only this time, no excit- ing twists or superb special effects can cover the cheesy babble. Without the established stylistics 4 of the Matrix world to drive the plot, the story places its hefty load on a bland and ugly reality. Cohesion and quality suffer as a result of the under- established set pieces and jumpy action. As is characteristic of the Wachowskis, some daz- zling sequences and cinematography enter the pic- ture, but so sparsely spaced is that wonderment that the majority of the battle for Zion has the feel of an abysmally written war movie. Yuen Wo Ping's chore- ography and the innovative motion-capture that raised the bar for every action movie since both receive drastically reduced significance in favor of the more characteristically sci-fi clash. New relationships appear during the incredibly time-consuming battle - notably a painstakingly long period in which Neo and Trinity are absent - that have no pertinence to the story whatsoever. When "Revolutions" finally returns to the heart of the trilogy and we are introduced to the machine city, the entire prelude of the first two films and the driv- ing conflict of the overarching plot, the war between man and machine, has been shoved aside. All the phi- losophy and religious amalgamation is replaced by one supreme and blatant religious symbol. Even the impressive final showdown betweenAgent Smith and Neo can't resolve the fact that basically the entire setup means nothing in the midst of an easy-way-out realization. Worst of all, both the Morpheus and Trinity char- acters lose any significance they had attained previ- ously. Morpheus' prophetic persona is scrapped for a simply human and unimportant role, and Trinity, after saving Neo from Mobil Ave, basically only serves the purpose of flying Neo where he must go. Somehow Naobi (Jada Pinkett Smith), in a totally useless flight/chase sequence, literally becomes the driving force, and although it might signify humanity in a unified plight, removing any semblance of a main character during the Zion war frustratingly slows the pacing of what should be a tense fight. Unworthy of the canonical status attained in 1999, "The Matrix Revolutions" is a dismal, disappointing end to a trilogy that began with amazing promise and potential. Maybe the highly discussed and debated iconography made it an inevitability, but the closing chapter to the incredibly complex original "Matrix" achieves exactly the opposite of what it was meant to be: an average, utterly unoriginal prod- uct of studio-system cinema. 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