4A -The Michigan Daily -Thursday, October 30, 2003 OP/ED Ube St au it 420 MAYNARD STREET ANN ARBOR, MI 48109 letters@michigandaily.com EDITED AND MANAGED BY STUDENTS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN SINCE 1890 LOUIE MEIZLISH Editor in Chief AUBREY HENRETTY ZAC PESKOWITZ Editorial Page Editors Unless otherwise noted, unsigned editorials reflect the opinion of the majority of the Daily's editorial board. All other articles, letters and cartoons do not necessarily reflect the opinion of The Michigan Daily. NOTABLE QUOTABLE (The eruption was positioned perfectly. It's headed straight for us like a freight train." - John Kohl, a Harvard astrophysicist, on a major radiation storm that was ejected from the sun and could disrupt communication and satellites worldwide, as reported yesterday in the San Francisco Chronicle. COLIN DALY THE MICHIGAN DALY -+t og O 200 4P aa a OV t- 4 r, t Lt 0 Freedom from the press ZAC PESKOWITZ THE LOWER FREQUENCIES DETROIT - an you type without the use of both hands? The media wizards of the national press corps can. And not only that, they can type as they check e-mail on their Palm Pilots and swill Coke in gluttonous gulps and cram popcorn down their tracheas. Actually, they type telepathically. In some cases having the bodies of their stories written out long before the Rev. Al Sharpton's first quip of the evening or Gen. Wesley Clark's first deer-in- the-headlights moment without logging any physical keystrokes. It's imperative when forced to file from a cramped table overflow- ing with electronics and caffeine-crazed political junkies frantically scanning Friday's Hotline in between sneaking surreptitious glances at that nubile John Kerry staffer that just placed a press release on the sleazy MSNBC cameraman's laptop. I went to the Congressional Black Cau- cus-sponsored Democratic debate in Detroit this past Sunday expecting a surreal experi- ence. The debate organizers were going to lock us up somewhere in the vast recesses of the Fox Theatre, some kind of Shangri-La for journalists known as the "media center." Safely cordoned off from the general public the national press corps can hunker down and get to work, pouring out that delicious copy, which the media analysts then pore over to write their own stories identifying the frontrunner as picked by the media, allowing the national press corps to look at the insights of the media analyst to tell you, the voter, which candidate will win. The dirty secret in this whole enterprise is, gulp!, the national press corps doesn't actually get to see the thing in the flesh. That's right, in that ultramodern media cen- ter they're watching the debate on TV. The parries and the thrusts, the backs and the forths are, for the brave men and women national press corps, nothing more than mere daguerreotypes. We are mere feet away from an unobstructed panoramic view of the nine gladiators, but the ushers won't let the scorps out of their cage. But who can blame them? Paroxysms of excitement emanate from the floor of the Fox Theatre. They must be the people of Detroit that we keep reading about in our press packets. With a rush and a push, the debate has begun and the wind is sucked out of the media center as the chattering class stops chattering. This quiet does not endure past Sharpton's first response, apparently some sort of lecture on agricultural genetics. The hoots end and the hisses ensue when Sen. John Kerry challenges Sen. Joe Lieberman's national security street cred. Kerry is the creepy uncle of the Democra- tic field. He tells inappropriate jokes at inop- portune moments. The men and women of the national press corps greet each of his attempts at humor with groans. But they real- ly get going each time Sen. John Edwards mentions his childhood growing up in the South as "the son of a millworker." Edwards continues to commit the gravest of the seven deadly sins: He is boring. He will receive no mercy from the journalists of the national press corps for the duration of this campaign. The debate ends in anticlimax and the journos flee their encampment on the third floor of the Fox for "spin alley," where the debate staffers have erected large signs bear- ing the name of each of the nine candidates. The journalists mill about waiting for the candidates to show. Both Kerry and Clark never show, but the others make an obligato- ry appearance to give rote answers to the rote questions they have already fielded innumer- able times since the start of the campaign. You can gauge the pulse of the press corps by examining which candidate they swarm. Crowds of journalists radiate around Howard Dean of Vermont the instant he emerges from the recesses of the theatre. The swarm grows exponential- ly and the locus of reporters surronding Dean begins to coalesce into the circles surronding the other candidates. Within moments, the horde surronding Dean is so thick that only those in his immediate vicinity can hear his raspy voice. Yet, they stand and stare at the frontrunner. He oozes the confidence of a man who has repeatedly defied the wisdom of the media wizards of the national press corps. Remember last year when the convention- al wisdom held that no presidential aspi- rant was supposed to oppose the war? But he is now a media darling. Controversial, unorthodox, blunt and impassioned, he makes for a great story. Peskowitz can be reached at zpeskowi@umich.edu. 0 LETTERS TO THE EDITOR 0 ELF's actions not consistent with actions, arson more damaging to environment To THE DAILY: Ari Paul has done it once again. He's taken a popular cause - the protection of the environment - and radicalized it with disregard for logic and reasoning. In yes- terday's column, Suburban heroes (10/29/03), he praised the Earth Liberation Front for making SUV owners feel "vili- fied." I think that when one considers the actions of a group like ELF, the effects of their actions should be analyzed, not just their statements. Over the years, ELF has mainly been known for destroying SUVs and large hous- es. Their goal is to monetarily damage these over-consumers. Unfortunately for them, the effect of their actions is just the opposite. Every homeowner has insurance. Nearly every SUV owner has insurance. When ELF burns an H2, the owner's insurance will replace it. Net effect? One more H2 pro- duced. When ELF burns a home, homeown- er's insurance will pay for a new one. Net effect? One new mansion and 300 or so less trees that are used building it. The owners don't suffer; only insurance companies suf- fer. Obviously, the environment suffers from the arson when toxic fumes from burning plastics and chemicals are released into the air. ELF is nothing more than a collection of misguided outlaws. Paul draws links between Nazism and god knows what, but he can't see the link between arson and environmental harm? I think we all need a little less ideolo- gy and a little more rationality. SEAN GERMAINE LSA junior Freshman needs 24-hour locks, limited access to dorms, to feel safe in residence halls To THE DAILY: I am absolutely outraged that you would even think of advocating 24/7 access to the residence halls for all students, as you did in your editorial, Open door policy (10/27/03), That kind of unlimited access for all students would not be a good idea at all and that's an understatement. This policy was originally set because, in the past, there have been numerous "peeping tom" incidents, thefts, break-ins, assults, sexual assults, prank fire alarms and the like. Now that they have access restricted at all hours, we resi- dents feel safe in our homes. We have no prob- lems with intruders and we on North Campus have not yet had a single fire alarm this semes- ter. I like it this way. Now if we were to remove those access restrictions into our hall these inci- dents would start up all over again. Nor have we ever had any problems access- ing other residence halls for a legitimate pur- pose. I have had no problems getting into the front door in any residence hall. My key has worked in all of them, not just to eat, but to go to the study lounge, the computer lounge, the snack bars (like Cafe ConXion in South Quad or the Blue Apple in Bursley). The front doors always worked. But, if my key doesn't work in the side door, then I feel that there's a pretty dang good reason for it to be that way. So, I vote in favor of leaving the access policy as it stands right now. We have a right to feel safe in our homes and we feel that what you advocate will only take away from that right! SAM LECKIoN1E Engineering freshman 0 VIEWPOINT Borders, not Daily, needs to get facts straight BY VICTORIA R. COLLINS Dan Smith, senior vice president and human resource person for Borders Group,Inc. made a valiant attempt in his let- ter to the editor, Borders treats employees fair- ly, acting 'in good faith' (10/22/03) to create a smokescreen for your readers to see the cur- rent labor negotiations between Borders and the UFCW Local 876 as unrealistic. The reality is Smith crossed the line with his tailored terminology, opinion and fic- tion. Here are the facts: Smith states that all Borders employees "across the country deserve to be treated fairly and consistently." We agree. However, Bor- ders is not living up to this claim. Workers at the Borders Ann Arbor store average less than $9 per hour. This is significantly below the living standard in Ann Arbor. It is also below Ann Arbor's Living Wage Ordinance mini- workers also - not just for the company. All of the union's bargaining proposals are met with a standard response of, "If it is not in the handbook, then we're not interested." Bor- ders is not negotiating in good faith. Stopping the progress of discussion with this standard response is not courteous or professional, as Smith defends. Throughout negotiations, the company has refused to offer any improve- ments in wages and benefits. Smith claims that Borders did not violate federal labor law. This is simply false. In fact, Borders recently agreed to settle unfair labor practice charges with the National Labor Relations Board and the union over its unlaw- ful conduct at the Ann Arbor store. These charges included: Illegally subcontracting the cleaning and maintenance work at the Ann Arbor facility to an outside firm without prior notice or bargain- ing with the union; Unlawfully insisting that the union agree have put together a fair and reasonable bargain- ing proposal. Borders' failure to offer any improvements in wages and benefits, coupled with its repeated violations of federal labor law is a slap in the face to its workers and this com- munity. Surely, a multibillion-dollar company like Borders has the ability to pay its workers a living wage and provide them with decent, affordable benefits. In fiscal year 2002, Borders Chief Executive Officer Gregory Josefowicz was paid over $1.2 million. That is more money than all the employees in the Ann Arbor store earned in 2002 combined. In fact, Jose- fowicz's salary comes out to $586.50 per hour. That is more than any employee in the Ann Arbor store earns in a week. Borders pretends that it is a progressive cor- poration that cares about its workers. The reality is quite the opposite. The workers at Borders are not content with the substandard wages and benefits they have now. In order to fight for something better for themselves and their fami- -:,,-i,.,. ---+ - - rO I 7 ra+~ 0 r u sa..vh:xis. a. F~