1w w w. 14B - The Michigan Daily - Weekend Mgazle - Thursday, October 16, 2003 A guide to who's where,T Thursday, Oct16 what's happening and why throu h you need to be there ...ThW ek nL s Sunday, ct 19 The Michigan Daily - Weekend Mag Make that funky mocha white, bo) Films opening Le Fils (The Son) Don't worry. It may seem that we're being bom- barded by new French movies this week. but if we band together and remain strong, everything should be OK. At Madstone- 1:00, 3:10, 5:20, 7:30, 9:45. Mystic River No offense to Clint Eastwood, but who could make a bad movie with this cast?!? He's got Oscar winners and industry notables coming out of his ass! At Showcase: 12:45, 1:15, 3:45, 4:15, 6:45, 7:15, 9:35, 10:05, 12:15 (Fri and Sat). At Madstone: 1:30, 4:30, 7:15, 9:45. Runaway Jury You can smell John Grisham a mile away. Be wary. Be very wary. At Showcase: - 1:10, 4:00, 7:10, 9:50, 12:25 (Fri and Sat). At Madstone: 1:00, 3:35, 7:00, 9:35. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Does leatherface really deserve all of these damned movies about him? Hollywood has already exploited the sheepish sociopath s story for this movie's first edition, "Silence of the Lambs," and count- less other crappy biopics. Our time spent riding h is coattails should have ended long ago. At Showcase: 12:20, 12:50, 1:20, 2:30, 3:00, 3:30, 4:45, 5:15, 5:45, 7:00, 7:30, 8:00, 9:10, 9:40, 10:10, 11:30, Midnight (Fri and Sat) and 12:30 (Fri and Sat) Une hirondelle a fait le print- emps (The Girl From Paris) If you like Parisian girls, country farm settings and goat cheese e-busi- nesses, then I ve got a movie for you. At Madstone: 1:15, 3:20, 5:25, 7:30, 9:40. Veronica Guerin At first glance, this movie looks intriguing. Then, right after you've been hooked, your eyes aimlessly wander to the credits to find no others than Jerry Bruckheimer and Joel Schumacher. That's right, they're the fellows who respectively polluted our minds with a "Bad Boys" sequel and ruined completely the Batman" series. Can't wait to see this one. At Showcase: 1:05, 3:15, 5:25, 7:40, 9:50, 11:50. By Allya Chowdhrl For the Daily White chocolate, with its sweet deca- dence mixed, and rich espresso provide the perfect blend of coffee and choco- late. Each Ann Arbor coffee shop dif- fers in the forms of white chocolate it uses - taste fluctuates greatly, depend- ing on whether shavings or syrups are used. The following Ann Arbor venues, all located within five minutes walking distance from the Diag, provide their own varieties. While some provide out- of-the-stadium home runs, others try to get by with a base on balls. Espresso Royale Cafe - State Street A California original, Espresso Royale Cafe is one man's attempt to capture a memorable Italian coffee house experience. The State Street ver- sion allows customers access to e-mail or I-games with free Internet, while also providing various blends of coffees, desserts and even vegan chap-sticks. The recipes have remained unchanged since the opening of the cafe in 1987 but Royale has evolved to provide a contemporary atmosphere - it is known to feature various local artists on the mic and on the walls. The service is friendly although the white chocolate mocha is not one to die for. The whipped cream is the most entic- ing part of this drink, which lacks both sweetness and the taste of coffee. Royale is a great venue to sink into a plush couch with poli sci readings, but lacks depth in its mochas. Rendez-Vous Caf4 - South University Avenue Whether seeking some light hummus or just a crepe to inspire extra studying, Rendez-Vous is the place to be while cramming after hours. Open until 3 a.m. every night, this Middle Eastern coffee shop has a separate smoking section no matter what patrons crave. Rendez- Vous is also no exception to the latest hookah fad, as many flavors are avail- able for outdoor, street-side smoking. And if it is a mocha you need, this is the place to get it. With a perfect blend of white choco- late and coffee, the white chocolate mocha is the drink to get you through a long cold night studying for exams. Rendez-Vous is also known for its array of colorfully named drinks such as Strawberry Kisses (with real straw- berries) and Milky Way (with choco- late and caramel). Clocks displaying the time in every time zone add to the variety of Middle Eastern foods and pastries that provide an international feel to the bi-level shop. Cafe Ambrosia - Maynard Street Cafe Ambrosia is one of the newer coffee shop additions in Ann Arbor. Quaint and quiet, this cafe allows peace for those in a hurry to meet deadlines. The couches in front along with table- and-chair sets including some with chess sets etched upon the tabletop allow ample seating while maintaining comfort. Tables are also set up on the pavement under the shade of trees-an ideal location to relax and people watch. Although the mocha is overpow- ered by a strong coffee taste, the service makes up for it as every customer Films holding Courtesy of Miramax i{ JEFF LEHNERT/ With the cold weather already here and nipping at your nose, a sweet mocha, lil those here at Cafe Ambrosia, can warm you right up. The Fighting Temptations It'd be great if once in a while those in charge atthedtheaters would vindi- cate the words of us critics. We've been bashing the hell out of this movie for at least a month, but it still remains - in theaters. At Showcase: 1:25, 4:00, 6:35, 9:10, 9:40, 11:45, 12:15 a.m. (Fri. and Sat.). Good Boy! Sometimes movies really make you wonder why you stay in this business. But hey, I guess some people find dumbass kids and space dogs amusing. Who are we to judge? At Showcase: 12:35, 2:35, 4:35, 6:40, 8:45, 11:00. House of the Dead There must be some lucre available in the horror movie business, because there is no other apparent reason that all these worthless flicks keep getting churned out. At Showcase: 1:25, 3:35, 5:50, 8:15, 10:30, 12:30. Intolerable Cruelty It seems as though the Coens have had enough of their usual fare of dis- mally dark comedy and funny vio- lence. That's not necessarily a good thin ,so don't get your hoes up. At howcase: 1: 12:552:5, 3:25, 5:05, 5:35, 7:20, 7:50, 9:30, 10:00, 11:35, 12:05 (Fri and Sat). At Madstone: 1:10, 3:15, 5:20, 7:25, 9:40. Kill Bill: Volume 1 Making a ' movie about hot ninjas, kung fu fighting and a vehicle called the pussy wagon" brings to Tarantino's 1heart the same lustful joy that the inaugural strip club visit kindles in perverted teenage boys. At Showcase: 12:30, 1:30, 2:50, 4:10, 5:10, 5:40, 7:05, 7:35, 8:05, 9:25, 9:55, 10:25, 11:40, 12:10, 12:40. At Madstone: 1:00, 2:00, 4:30, 5:00, 7:00, 7:45, 9:30, 10:15. Lost in Translation It seemed for a while that Bill Murray's career was lost. Not in translation, but I think you et the gist. At Showcase: 12:15, 2:25, 4:40, 6:55, 9:15, 11:25. Out of Time Denzel is a natural- born ass kicker. He should play characters who kick ass and take names; he shouldn't play a silly cop fleeing the law. Things lust weren t meant to be that way. They were meant for him to kick ass and take names. At Showcase: 1:00, 3:20, 5:30, 7:45, 10:15, 12:20 (Fri3and Sat) At Madstone: 1:25, 3:45, 7:25, 9:45. The Rundown It's useless trying to insult the Rock. He's got only two percent body fat, is on the cover of GO and has a sharper wit than any action stud in recent times. Our time will be better spent making fun of old guys, Diane Lane and other bums who don't have sc surefirebamdefense. At Showcase: Noon, 8:10, 12:35 (Fri and Sat) The School of Rock You ought to like the way Jack Black works it, no diggity. In the hands of ninety-nine percent of comedians, this movie and concept would be junk. Actually the movie and concept are junk, but at least Jack Black is passable. At Showcase: 12:10, 12:40, 2:40, 3:10, 5:00, 7:25, 9:45, 11:55. Secondhand Lions "Seabiscuit" gave viewers all the sappy charm ey could handle for this calendar year. Find a new gig, Duvall, you old schmo. But someone should give Michael Caine an Oscar right now. Yeah, I'm talking to you, the Acadeemy. At Showcase: 12:05, 2:20, 4:30 Under theTuscan Sun Diane Lane is more a part of a plague than a worthwhile actress. She and her menacing pals need to stop giving women reasons to drag men to crappy movies. At Showcase: 1:05,4:05,6:30, 9:00, 11:20. Underworld Oh, how conven- ient: Werewolves have been on the losing end of the power struggle for millennia. Just because my back's hairy means that I'm an- imbecile and can't defend myself? Don't make me phone Reverend Jackson! At Showcase: 2:45, 5:20, 10:20. At Madstone: Watch out for the right hook, it's a killer. Thursdav CAMPUS CINEMA The American Soldier We here in America care more about our soldiers than, say, soldiers from New Zealand. But not by much. State Theater: 7:15. 9:45. Lost in Translation See above. Michigan Theater: 7:00, 9:45. Thirteen Ahh, so even teenage girls serve a urpose. Excellent. State Theater: 7:00, 9:30 - $35; 734-764-2538. THEATRE Just Sitting Down to Dinner This play is a student-written one-act about the trials and tribulations of American Families and the relation- ships that surround them. 8 p.m., RC Auditorium, East Quad, $3. Friday Thursday, 7 p.m. & 9:30 p.m. Saturday CAMPUS CINEMA And Now Ladies and Gentlemen See Friday. Michigan Theater: 4:00, 7:00, 9:45 The American Soldier See Thursday. State Theater: 7:15. 9:45. CAMPUS CINEMA The American Theater: 7:15. 9:4E The Weather Underground Man, the suburbs are so boring. I've got it! Let s overt hrow those bastards in D.C. M i c h i g a n Theater: 7:15, 9:45 MUSIC Boxcar Satan "Jesus loves me / This I know/ For the Bible tells me so." Elbow Room, 6 S. Washington St., Y silanti, 10 p.m. $5. 483- 6374. DA'JA Pronounce their name properly and get in free. Hint: The apos- trophe is silent. Bird of Paradise, 312 S. Main St., 8 8310. Haven't seen a good movie in a while? How about two? The Ann Arbor Showcase has both "Kill Bill: Vol. 1' and "Lost in Translation" playing on its screens and it'd be a big mistake for you to bypass these Asian cul- ture-obsessed masterpieces. Make a double feature of it. Word to the wise: "Kill Bill" is not a great date movie. i Soldier State 5. Lost in Translation See above. Michigan Theater: 7:00, 9:45. Thirteen See Thursday. Theater: 7:00, 9:30 State Weeken sO. a.3 Writers: Aliya Chowdhri, Ellen McGarrity, Jared Newman, Ragan Olczak, Scott Serilla,wNiamh Slevin, Alex Wolsky 1 receives a courteous smile with a drink. Starbucks - State Street The most known of the four, Star- bucks originated in 1971 in Seattle. At the time, nobody anticipated the small coffee shop named after a character in the classic "Moby Dick" would become an empire of coffee. The wireless Inter- net access offers customers a means to check horoscopes, as do the numerous newspapers dispersed around the shop. Since it is the largest coffee chain in the world, the service does not pretend to be personal. But the same store that Thirteen Thu rsday.' Theater: 9:30 made mochas and cappuccinos par everyday lingo also provides studen daily glimpse of oft-celebrated Eng Prof. Ralph Williams. The drinks from Starbucks are usu yummy but lack in consistency, wh one would expect from a large cha Although the sizes are routine and s dardized, the drinks do not reflect neat and expected outcomes and sometimes disappointing. While the drinks are sometimes la luster, the couches and large work ar provide the right atmosphere for m ings and gatherings. See State 7:00, And Now Ladies and Gentlemen This movie features Jeremy Irons, you know uncle Scar from the "Lion King." Poor Simba. Michigan Theater 7:15, 9:45 MUSIC Wynton Marsalis Q intat If vi MUSIC Tony Monaco Come for the free vibes, stay for the fiery jazz organ. Bird of Paradise, 312 S. Main St., 9 p.m. $15 ($10 stu). 662-8310. Midwest Product Dance you fuck- er! Dance! Blind Pig, 208 S. First St., 9:30 p.m. $8. 996-8588. Gene Ludwig Pittsburgh native trades away Lofton, Simon and Rameriez; watches NLCS from home. The Firefly Club, 207 S. Ashley St., 10 p.m. $12. 665-9090. MISCELLANEOUS Miami City Ballet As part of the University of Michigan's Celebrating St. Petersburg Festival, the Miami City Ballet returns to Ann Arbor with a program of Balanchine choreogra- phy set to Stravinsky's music. 1 p.m. & 8p.m., Power Center, $14 - $42; 734-764-2538. THEATRE Just Sitting Down to Dinner See Thursday, Tp.m. & 9:30 p.m. Sunday MUSIC Bird Jazz Jam Session Band promises heady lot scene; threaten the hood of your car. Bird of Paradise, 312 S. Main St., 9 p.m. $3. 662-8310. MISCELLANEOUS Miami City Ballet See Saturday, 2 p.m. DIESE r U o 7 V. ( a H I LARGEST SELECTION OF FASHION & COMFORT SHOE STEVE ADDS REACTION KENNETH COLE p.m. $10. 662- .ea '8OsOnly great things start wit "Me a." Mega Man, Mega Man II, Mega Man Ill, Mega Man V, Mega Man VII anyone? Blind Pig, 208 S. First St., 9:30 p.m. $7 ($10 under 21). 996-8588. La Venexiana Through their musi- cal interpretations, this seven-mem- ber group celebrates the contrasts between the refined and the popular, the sacred and the profane that char- acterize our culture today. 8 p.m., St. Francis of Assisi Catholic Church, $25 1 uWniet i you like jazz, you probably don't read the Dail So screw you. Michigan Theater, 603 E. Libe St., 7 .m. & 9:30 p.m. $18- $40 & $22-44. 668-8463. Joe Henry Split this heart. The Ark, 316 S. Main St., 8 p.m. $15. 761- 1451. Pride "What more in the name of love?" The Necto, 516 E. Liberty St., 10 .m. $5 ($10 under 21). 994- 5436. THEATRE Just Sitting Down to Dinner See MAST SHOES 619 E. Liberty * 662-0266 (across from Border's Books) Phone Numbers: Michigan Theater: 668-8397; Quality 16: 827-2837; Showcase: 973-8380; State: 761-8667. Showtimes are effective Friday through Thursday. Matinee times at State Theater are effec- tive forrSatunday and Sunday only . - i;t