Friday September 19, 2003 www.michigandaily.com artseditor@jmichigandaily. com Mgitdo SW 5 Take the stage with MUSKET By Sarah Peterson Daily Fine Arts Editor Courtesy of UPN, . where Burt is laughing atyou. SA~MESTORT OH UPN, WHY CAN'T YO DO ANYTHING RIGHT? By Douglas Wrnert Daily Arts Writer This past week, UPN debuted four new sitcoms for the fall season in an attempt to grab viewers before the other big network premieres. With familiar faces and new con- cepts, the network hoped to establish itself as a reliable source for nighttime entertain- ment. The end result, however, was standard new-series fare, with one very notable, yet despicable exception. "Eve," featuring the female rapper of the same name, made its well-received appear- ance Monday night. Eve plays a woman named, of course, Shelly, a fashion designer looking for a man. With her two partners in tow (Natalie Desselle and Ali Landry), she meets and has a less-than-perfect first date with leading man JT (Jason Winston George). On-screen chemistry between the two is missing, and unfortunately for Eve, she lacks the "it" factor to make the audi- ence care deeply about her character. In addition, the supporting cast, aside from Desselle's Janie serving as the voice of rea- son, only exists to divide up the laughs. The next offering, "All of Us," chronicles Robert James (Duane Martin, "Above the Rim"), a young, suave soon-to-be-divorced man with a son. This is loosely based off the real life story of Will Smith and Jada Pin- kett, with the focus on the tension between James' "baby mama" and current girlfriend. The sweet little boy in the middle of all this leads to some touching father-and-son scenes, but the laughs among the adults are too few and too far between. The big disadvantage for the two preced- ing shows is the fact they are on UPN, a net- work already full of similarly hokey sitcoms with paper-thin premises. Most viewers will soonTealize if you've seen one crappy situa- tional comedy, you've seen them all. To counter this, Dan Cortese ("Veronica's I )U Wow! Is there anything rappers can't do? Closet") returns to television with "Rock Me Baby," a show about Jimmy, a "hip" disk jock- ey getting used to having a newborn in the house. Wife Beth (Bianca Kajilch) is a typi- cal first-time mom and quick- witted Carl (Carl Anthony Payne II) is a snide co-host, leading to plenty of laughs and good entertainment, but the characters do need some devel- opment beyond their original roles. If Cortese can expand beyond the party guy that's try- ing to settle down, UPN may have a welcome change of pace on Tuesday nights. For every step forward UPN takes, they come up with a show like "The Mullets" to send them two steps back. Dwayne and Danny Mullet are two redneck roofers with the outlandish mullet hairstyle, which seems to be the redeeming quality of the show. A wealthy, beer-drinking mom (Loni Anderson, "WKRP in Cincinatti") and dim- witted friends only add more foolishness to the mix, making the viewer wonder if there is a so-called "straight man" in all of this. Dwayne and Danny's stepfather serves as one, but it happens to be the actor who played Mr. Peterman on "Seinfeld" (John O'Hurley), losing all hope of taking that character seriously. It is best to watch this show with your brain turned off. "The Mullets" notwithstanding (that show being, in a word, awful), UPN has three sit- coms that have a chance to survive, but each is lacking something, whether it is com- pelling stars, funnier writing or a better story. The network tried, but still needs some variety to grab a cut of the ratings from CBS and NBC. And let's make one thing perfectly clear: mullets, or any other hairstyle for that matter, do not equal ratings. The Ann Arbor News once called Basement Arts (a University of Michi- gan theater group) "the best kept secret in Ann Arbor," but that theater troupe is not the only fine arts secret crying to be spotlighted. All over campus, students are learning lines, building sets, sewing costumes, practic- ing music and pro- MUSKET ducing and jwww.umich.eduj directing plays, -uacmusket among many other fine and performing art activities. At the same time, though, there are also many students who are still search- ing for an opportunity to get involved. Ann Arbor's fine arts scene is as bustling and busy as the Diag between classes. So, in the coming weeks, the secret is going to be revealed. The groups on campus will have their moment to shine as each week the spot- light falls on someone new. This week, MUSKET takes the stage. As the existence of the Michigan League shows us, the Michigan Union used to only be open to men. This meant that the Michigan Union Opera Company, a troupe that rehearsed in the Union, was also only open to men. By 1956 however, society as a whole had become more accepting of women, so the opera company broadened its hori- zons and started accepting women into its ranks. A change of name was deemed necessary and thus, with the additiqn of "Ko-Eds Too," MUSKET, Michigan Union Shows Ko-Eds Too, was born. When the opera company became MUSKET, the name was not the only thing to be transformed. The group's repertoire also changed from including strictly plays by, about and for men, to including strictly musicals. Now, the troupe performs two musicals a year (this year "Damn Yankees" and "Cabaret") and, according to MUSKET member Caitlyn Thomson, "has devel- oped into one of the biggest student groups on campus." MUSKET is a group that operates on student participation. While the Univer- sity Activity Center does support the group financially, in all facets of the organization students take the lead. This year, positions are open in every- thing from cast, to crew, to pit and everything in between for the fall pro- duction of "Damn Yankees." Auditions will be held Sept. 19 to 22. "The main reason MUSKET is on campus and is so popular is because there are so many people in the School of Music that want experience doing shows, and this is the perfect place to do that," Thomson said. "You start from scratch and end with a finished product - a Broadway musical." Thomson made sure to stress though that the group is not just for music majors. The New lie-up Qon UPN Eve Mondays at All of Us Tuesd1ays at Rack Me Baby Tuesdays at The Mullets Tuesdys at~ Wholesome DVD worth By Forest Casey For the Daily "Holes" tells the story of young Stanley Yelnats (Shia LaBeouf, "Even Stevens") wrongfully accused of steal- ing a famous pair of tennis shoes. Stanley is sen- Holes tenced to 18 Disney months at Camp Green Lake, a mysterious, dried-up lake where the inmates are forced to dig countless holes. As Stanley adapts to camp life with actual criminals, he begins to solve the mystery of the holes and the true rea- ,son why he was sent to camp. It's an intriguing concept for a story, and the Disney production quality only aids it with impressive sets, Disney-esque characters and realistic costumes. The acting is terrifically underplayed, with veterans Sigourney Weaver and Jon Voight (playing the camp's war- dens) appearing in top form and LaBeouf giving a much different (and much more mature) performance from his normal fare on The Disney Channel. The picture and sound are exactly what one would expect from a Disney film. Even when viewed on a high- resolution LCD monitor, the picture is sharp and, aside from occasional moments when the audio and video are not in sync, the Dolby Digital sound is crisp. The special features also receive the Disney treatment, with stylized menus, a documentary, about the child actors in the film that is not dull and deleted scenes that are actually worth watching. Couresy of MUSKET Pippin finally got a gidi Or is that Merry? Emphasizing that there are lots of roles to be filled and anyone can fill them. "Damn Yankees" will be performed at the Power Center Nov. 21 - 23. While watching from the audience is a great way to experience a play, being a part of it, whether up on stage or behind the scenes, is a completely unique experience. "It is a great place to meet people and to learn the lingo of theater," Thomson said. "The bonds you form during the show are unique and not something you are going to find other places." digging for Where they are least impressive is in the two audio-commentary tracks and the music video. Both feature the boys of the film (Yes, they are in a music video and yes, it is horribly awful), with the other commentary featuring the screenwriter and the director of "Holes" (Louis Sacher and Andrew Davis, respectively). The two commen- taries simply do not bridge the gap between dull (the director and screen- writer audio track) and immature and childish (the child actors' track). Overall, "Holes" is a fantastic, wholesome film for a first date or a viewing with the parents, and is even enjoyable enough for roommates to watch without the usual Disney stigma. Film: *** Picture/Sound: **** Features: *** I ' LAZARD .7... 7 7' '7'~ '7 7 7 '.' 7w* 7'' 7, ., 7 7 *~'*~"y ,>o ~ <7 / 7> rdially inv ites Michigan University Juniors and Seniors to a presentation and reception On 'hursday, September 25th, 2003 Michigan Room 4:304PM T Career Analyst Interviews: Friday, October 17th2003 Summer Analyst Interviews: Tuesday, January 20 , 2004 Seniors interested in interviewing for Analyst positions in our Investment Banking Group should submit resumes and cover letters through MTRAK by September 24th