September 17, 2003
MORE THAN 'JAKE'
UPN SUPERHERO SHOWS POTENTIAL
By Melissa Runstrom
Daily Arts Writer
If Felicity Porter, Sydney Bristow and Peter
Parker somehow had a love child (talk about
one wild night) they would
With "Jake 2.0," UPN hopes
to capitalize on current
trends by introducing an
updated superhero into its
lineup. It is a charming show
that has potential for inter-
esting character relation-
name him Jake.
ships and offers superhero nostalgia with the
ever popular theme of justice seeking federal
Christopher Gorham of "Felicity" makes the
entire show as the geeky yet lovable National
Security Agent Jake. As a computer tech on a
routine repair job, he is caught in the crossfire
of a plot against the agency. Instead of radioac-
tive spider venom, Jake is exposed to experi-
mental government nanites and awakens the
next morning with super powers. While he can't
sling any webs, he can see and hear with
incredible accuracy, has superhuman strength
and somehow possesses the ability to control
technology. The NSA decides to harness his
new abilities by making him a field
agent just as he had always dreamed.
Life isn't perfect for our hero J
though. Not only does he have
potentially fatal nanites in his body,
but Sarah, the girl he has always had
a crush on (Marina Black) couldn't
care less about him while his room-
mate, Darin (Matt Czuchry), is too
busy trying to get laid to notice any-
thing has changed.
The show is promising, and
Gorham certainly brings more than Boring-est
just his good looks to the series, but
there are things that still need work. The sup-
porting characters need development and per-
sonality to make them more interesting and less
predictable. Also, many of the events seem
rather far-fetched or too convenient. Assuming
the series can develop its supporting actors,
most viewers will be able to overlook these
improbabilities as they do in shows like "Alias."
"Jake 2.0" is entertaining and amusing
despite a few fledgling flaws. But it will have a
hard time gaining many viewers in its current
position, airing at the same time as "Angel" and
"The West Wing." With a few loyal viewers,
"Jake 2.0" should be able to survive until it is
given a better timeslot, as UPN needs a super-
hero to get out of the ratings basement. Jake
"Curb Your Enthusiasm" - The loss of "Seinfeld" is still diffi-
cult to cope with today, but Larry David's return to television (currently
in reruns on HBO) provides a cure for fans of shows about nothing.
I superhero ever.
Foley is described in the pilot as "a universal
remote," so perhaps he is exactly what the net-
work needs to tune in viewers.
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By Jared Newman
Daily Arts Writer
VIDEOGAME REVIEW ***I
With the upcoming "Mario Kart:
Double Dash" still months away, Nin-
tendo looks to cash in on another
franchise racer. "F-Zero," which first
appeared on the
and later on the
Nintendo 64, has
GameCube as "F-
scenarios through cinematics has
been added to the usual Grand Prix
and Versus modes. Unfortunately, the
disjointed chain of events and lack of
any climactic buildup make the sto-
ryline seem convoluted. It's as if this
mode was an excuse to include its
nine scenarios, which range from
racing through a canyon full of
falling rocks to escaping an explod-
ing reactor as the blast doors close in
front of you.
But the lack thereof has never
detracted from what the series does
best - pump massive amounts of
Penny pinchers and novice gamers
beware: "GX" is not a good rental,
nor is it a walk in the park. There are
tons of surprises to unlock, and most
of them require a great deal of time
and skill. As an example, this gamer
imperfections are still too apparent.
Also crucial for that sense of
speed is the sound and the music,
which for some reason were totally
left in the dust (or rather, the anti-
gravity field) by the makers. First of
all, they dropped the rockin' theme
of the previous games in favor of
lackluster, ambient techno. Second-
ly, they removed the roar of the
engine in favor of silence. Sound is
barely audible, and there is no
option to crank it up.
However, the plethora of unlock-
ables and extra features make "F-Zero
GX" a superior single player invest-
ment, and the multiplayer is just as
exciting. Of course, those "Mario
Kart" fans who suffer from motion
sickness or poor hand-eye coordina-
tion might want to hold out for some-
thing that's more newbie-friendly.
What a piece of junk!
Zero GX." The game takes place in a
sci-fi setting where mach-speed hov-
ercars in various shapes and sizes
compete for the prize.
While the plot has never amounted
to much in the past, a Story Mode
that ties together some interesting
has spent over five hours on only one
of the "very hard" difficulty Story
Mode chapters with no avail.
The graphics boast some beautiful
backgrounds, but the ship designs
lack detail in order to insure the fast
and flawless frame rate, which is cru-
cial for a game that relies on an
intense feeling of speed. However, the
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