LOCAL/STATE The Michigan Daily - Monday, September 8, 2003 - 3A C RIPME Fight breaks out after car injures pedestrian A traffic injury in which a car reportedly hit the leg of a pedestrian escalated into a non-aggravated assault early Saturday morning. According to Department of Public Safety reports, the incident - which occurred in the Thompson Street parking garage - worsened after the victim allegedly punched the vehicle that hit him. Two people then got out of the vehicle and assaulted the victim, who sustained several minor injuries, the reports said. Program stolen during football game Saturday DPS reports state that a Michigan Football program valued at $5.00 was allegedly stolen Saturday afternoon during the Houston-Michigan football game at Michigan Stadium. DPS has no suspects. In other events at the stadium, DPS. officers handed out more than 20 cita- tions for minor in possession of alco- hol. Nine other citations were given for alcohol in the stadium, one for. public urination and two more for throwing projectiles. Across the street at the University Golf Course, four subjects were given MIPs and one person was arrested for possessing marijuana. Shelf breaks, impairs computer A resident of Mary Markley Resi- dence Hall reported to DPS Satur- day that a shelf in her room broke and fell, causing damage to her computer. According to DPS reports, the student said the shelving had been owned by the University. Reports did not state who was at fault. Car vandalized by eggs, exterior destroyed A caller informed police on Satur- day night that his vehicle had been maliciously damaged sometime between 2 a.m. and 4 a.m. that morn- ing. DPS reports state that eggs strik- ing the vehicle caused damage to the vehicle's paint job. Washing machine cause of smoke in Law Quad DPS reports state that the haze of smoke coming from the Law Quad basement on Thursday morning orig- inated from a damaged washing machine. DPS officers became aware of the problem after receiving a call from someone who had been alarmed by the smell of "electrical burning." DPS officers also responded to two false alarms that also occurred Thursday morning. Reports state that the first incident, which occurred in the Alumni Center on Fletcher Road, was due to a dirty smoke detector. Officers could not locate a cause behind the second alarm, originating in the Medical Science Unit I building on Cather- ine Street. Chair stolen out of East Quad reading room A chair belonging to the Carl Cohen Reading Room in East Quad Residence Hall was reported stolen Thursday afternoon, DPS reports state. The reading room, located near the building's front desk, is protect- ed with a keypad lock, as well as several cameras located in nearby entranceways. Alcohol, pre- weekend drinking lead to citations Two people were given citations for having open containers of alcohol on the Diag Thursday afternoon dur- ing Festifall, DPS reports state. Officers also issued several MIP citations later that evening. The cita- tions were the result of three separate incidents, one of which involved the usage of a fake drivers license, reports state. Bead-azzled State struggles with faulty dropout rates LANSING (AP) - Unreliable records and a lack of data from a new state system designed to track dropouts have left Michigan schools struggling to address the chronic problem, offi- cials said. Schools and state leaders said they cannot solve the problem with- out knowing how many students are leaving. But for decades, schools have failed to produce reliable dropout and graduation rates. And the new state system has not yet produced data, the Lansing State Journal reported yesterday. "If people knew the true numbers of dropouts, they would be horri- fied," said Mary Reimer, informa- tion specialist for the National Dropout Prevention Center in Clem- son, S.C. "In some urban schools, you have 60 percent of the popula- tion that's not going to function well in society." Michigan is one of 13 states that does not report data to a federal clear- inghouse for education statistics, and therefore was ineligible last year for up to $100,000 in dropout prevention funds. The most current figures Michi- gan has provided on graduation and dropout rates are from the 2001- 2002 school year. The state said its system of collecting data is not working because schools are over- burdened, confused and unable to submit the information. Until 2000, the state left it up to indi- vidual school districts to monitor and report graduation and dropout rates. But schools had different ways of counting students, resulting in incom- plete, unreliable and, some officials say, doctored numbers. Now, the state requires school dis- tricts to assign numbers to all students and track them as long as they attend school in that district. The Michigan Center for Education- al Performance and Information has spent months working with schools, often sending experts to the districts to help them get the right data, said Lani Elhenicky, the center's external affairs manager. NICK AZZARO/Daily Ann Arbor local "Spik" sits in the grassy area on the corner of North University Avenue and State Street selling beads necklaces, bracelets and other jewelry yesterday. "How to be MAWf EhulC? the daily m e nsapuzzle LThe inceton Review "flexing your mind" gay class draws ire in 3rd term 1By Abike Martins For the Daily The University course titled "How to be Gay: Male Homosexu- ality and Initiation" continues to receive scrutiny in its third year at the University. Since the course's inception, it has received criticism from conservatives who claim mate- rial taught in the class is morally objectionable. This year, the course is raising eyebrows once again, including those of state Rep. Jack Hoogendyk (R-Kalamazoo) and the American Family Association. AFA President Gary Glenn said that attention would continue to rise because "as more people learn about it, more people get upset." Hoogendyk said taxpayer dollars should not be used to teach a lifestyle choice such as homosexu- ality. "There is a difference between studying a culture or lifestyle, but it is not the same as an indoctrina- tion class." The class3 instructor, Eng- lish Prof. David Halperin, said the English r" Department hass been very sup- portive of the course and class Halperin enrollment has increased every year since 2000. He added that the criticism has not influenced the manner in which the course is taught. "None of these politicians have ever contacted me to find out any- thing about the course, to ask for a copy of the syllabus, to find out what I'm doing in it or what the the- ory behind it is," Halperin said. The three-credit course, a section of English 317, is billed on the Uni- versity's website as examining "the role that initiation plays in the for- mation of gay male identity." It "examine(s) a number of cul- tural artifacts and activities that seem to play a prominent role in learning how to be gay: Hollywood movies, grand opera, Broadway musicals, and other works of classi- cal and popular music, as well as camp, diva-worship, drag, muscle culture, taste, style, and political activism." "The complaint is that taxpayer money should not go toward a course which is deemed by most to be morally objectionable or to pro- mote a lifestyle that significantly raises one's chances of a shorter lifespan or mental illness," said AFA's Glenn. 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