Tuesday October 22, 2002 michigandaity.com/arts rnae@michigandaily.com RTSh~=J~ 5 Duo's chemistry saves 'Formula' Surving the storm, Libbets Casey has never looked better. By John Laughlin Daily Arts Writer Sex, drugs ... and excrement? Mix these ingredients together, add Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Carlyle and Meatloaf, shake well and you have "Formula 51." This is the latest film from director Ronny Yu ("Bride of Chucky") whose fastpaced action style mim- ics that of Guy Richie's "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels" and "Snatch,' thus the film is all but an original "formula." Jackson plays brilliant chemist Elmo McElroy whose life turns to ruin upon his graduation from The University of California when he is busted for possession of marijuana in 1971. Flash forward thirty years: McElroy has lost the fro for some stylish braids * and now works for the drug lord "The Lizard" FORM (Meatloaf, "Fight Club") who refers to himself in the third person. At Shov McElroy has recently discovered a brand new Qua drug that is highly more potent than coke, ecstasy Scree or heroin and attempts to kill his bosses and sell his euphoric POS 51 to another boss in Liverpool, England for the tidy sum of 20 million dollars. The Lizard turns out to have sur- vived the explosion set by McElroy and puts out a contract on him to be carried out by the beautiful but deadly Dakota (Emily Mor- timer, "Notting Hill"). Felix, (Carlyle, "The Full Monty") an errand boy for the Liver- pool boss, screws up the pickup job with McElroy when, while playing a prank in an opposing soccer pub, he leaves the chemist behind. When Felix finally hooks up with McElroy he is all but pleased and demands to see his boss so that he can get his deal under way. The deal goes awry when the boss doesn't give McEl- roy the agreed amount and Dakota, under new orders from The Lizard, wipes the room clean - leaving Felix and McElroy alive. The two flee the cops and brawl with some skinheads who want McElroy's formula, only to land themselves on a garbage scow. Dakota follows them, but at a distance. As it would turn out, Dakota also happens to be Felix's ex-girlfriend: Thus, the love interest is introduced. McElroy and Felix now need abuyer and find one named Iki (Rhys Ifans). An eccentric club owner and drug lord, he now also plays the go-between for Felix and Dakota. lki demands samples of POS 51, so McElroy must find a lab in the next 24 hours, which the skinheads they ran from happen to supply. POS 51 is created by using only legal, over-the-counter ingre- U wc lit en C dients; this is why everyone is stepping over everyone else in an attempt to gain the formula (a la "Snatch"). In a childish, but hilarious laxative scene, Felix and McElroy make their escape from the lab. The film now gives rise to chases and meetings - building up to the climax in the executive suite at a soccer game. "Formula 51" contains all the necessary elements of good wholesome entertainment: sex, drugs, violence and a good shit scene. The film succeeds in delivering an enjoyable action come- dy, whether some of the elements may have been borrowed. The cast works well together and all dilemmas both moral and otherwise are nicely resolved in the end. Jackson and Carlyle have good on-screen chemistry and make an otherwise lame film quite enjoyable. The * one main flaw with "Formula" is the way in which LA 51 it chooses to close. Instead of simply ending and rolling to credits, the film adds an addendum ase and which informs "so and so lived happily ever after," y 16 etc. dumbing down the viewer and leaving one Gems with the feeling of directorial incompetence. A good director should wrap up all his ends nicely without adding text - the text from this film only takes away from all that took place before it. The viewer can assume that Felix and Dakota will stay together and it is better left unsaid as to why Jackson wears a kilt throughout the whole film. The formula for this film includes a great cast, and this vital ingredient is what saves it. Shooting in Liverpool only adds to the flavor, plusone can never go wrong with Samuel L. Jackson. Both 'Abandon' and cast visually * attractive and devoid of depth By Stephanie Kapera Daily Arts Writer There are three or four scary moments in Stephen Gaghan's new psy- chological thriller, "Abandon." In one of them, Katie Holmes looks for a book in the stacks of her university's library, a twist that is surprisingly good yet not worth the preceeding boredom. You'd expect to see a film with at least a little bit of excitement from Gaghan, who wrote the screenplay for "Traffic," but his latest effort is often dull and structurally awkward. One of the biggest problems is that it starts off only to meet the eye of someone else looking at her from the other side of the shelf. This scene felt familiar, and although it took a while, this film crit- ic finally realized where it had appeared before: there's a scene just like it between Julia Stiles and Heath Ledger in "Ten Things I Hate About You,"; ** ABANDON At Showcase and Quality 16 Paramount as a collegiate art-house style drama. In one scene near the beginning, Katie and her friends are drunk, lying on a bed with a strobe light flash- ing on their faces. Katie remarks wistfully that "Everything is so perfect right now. Why can't it always be like this?"and looks on her friends' faces and the fact the drugged that I remember this is even scarier than all the scary moments in "Abandon," combined. "Abandon" is about the creatively named Katie Burke (Holmes), an aggressive senior at an unnamed Ivy- caliber school who is under a lot of pres- sure finishing her thesis on the Global Wireless revolution, and interviewing for a highly competitive job at an ultra- successful media corporation. Into the mix comes Detective Wade Handler (Benjamin Bratt), a recovering alcoholic whose first post-rehab assignment is to find Katie's missing ex-boyfriend, Embry (Charlie Hunnam), an egotistical trust-fund baby who disappeared two years earlier and hasn't been heard from since. Katie soon starts seeing Embry around campus, which sparks a collec- tion of flashbacks and filler scenes that make the 99 minutes of film feel even more tedious. It is only during the last half-hour or so that anything thriller-like even begins to happen, culminating with reflect this feeling, which looks more like an ecstasy-induced delirium than a drunken stupor. It is things like this that Gaghan just gets wrong; he tries, but the result is always a little off. The film is well shot, with many blues and grays creating a dream-like mood, yet the emotional tone never real- ly surfaces powerfully enough to match the quiet fluidity of the camera work. Part of the problem might be due to the' flashbacks, which chop up the film's emotional moments so that we never really feel any highs or lows. For exam- ple, a sex scene between Wade and Katie seems to come out of nowhere. They are sitting on the stoop discussing what their fathers do for a living, and suddenly, Katie takes Wade's hand and leads him into her house, into her bed, and before you know it, Gaghan cuts to the "afterwards" shot of the two of them lying together, having cutely profound post-sex dialogue. Gaghan seems to think that the sexual tension between the two actors is implicit, yet their shift into the bedroom just feels awkward and unexplained. Holmes's character is the anti-Joey Potter, and she plays the confident, neu- rotic college student with poise and a good deal of skill. Despite her lazy eye, which wanders strangely in close-ups, her sallow face with its deer-in-the- headlights look fares well as the focal point of a film like this one. Her best scenes are with the charismatic Hun- nam, who has a feverish enthusiasm that pairs well with her eyelash-batting vul- nerability. Yet she shows her range by shifting easily into playing the confident young professional. In a job-interview scene, she gets sharp dialogue and is impressively irreverent. Yet the quick writingis undermined by the emotional drama Gaghan feels compelled to infuse his film with. The result is like trying to turn a hamburger into a donut by inject- ing strawberry jelly in the middle. Bratt is barely worth mentioning, since his hair is too long and he is prac- tically invisible compared to the more attractive Hunnam. Katie's friends, espe- cially Samantha (Zooey Deschanel, "Almost Famous") are good, yet their scenes also contribute to the muted thrills the film serves up. Gaghan just delivers too much "Dawson's Creek" and not enough terror, which is why, when the fear factor finally kicks in, it's too late. The film is a blotchy muddle of art, drama and psychological thriller, which seems like an ambitious combi- nation but ultimately collapses on itself, flailing at the end with a climax that's exciting but un-earned. "Abandon" is one movie that would send film buff Dawson Leary running, not walking, out of the theater and straight over to Joey's. courtesy of Screen Gems Jules really did retire. SEE 'JACKASS: THE MOVIE' A WHOLE 17 HOURS EARLY. DAIY ARTS HAS YOUR FREE PASSES. 420 MAYNARD SL JOHN CHRISTIAN DESIGNERS & CRAFTSMEN SINCE 1850 Mcftigan COLLEGE MONOGRAM RING FIJI RETURNS TO THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN 171 BEAFOUNDING FATHER. LEAVEYOUR LEGACY. BECOME AWOLVERINE FIJI. 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