October 1 1, 2002 michigandaily.com/arts mae@michigandaily.com Lidgan atIS 8A Diesel, Malkovich can't save uneven 'Knockaround Guys' By Ryan Lewis Daily Arts Writer Apparently, the unfortunate sons of mafia bosses have little to look for- ward to outside of following in their fathers' footsteps. No respectable busi- ness will take you on as an employee, no matter how straight-edged you might appear. No future seems bright, and even the gangster life has faded significantly since its heyday because of snitches and the FBI. Without the experience of their predecessors, all they can hope for is the life a "knockaround guy," a gopher. That life, just like this movie, is drab, monotonous and completely stripped of the glory that it could have been. Matty Demaret (Barry Pepper, "Sav- ing Private Ryan") has it rough. As the son of infamous crime family leader Benny "Chains" Demaret (Dennis Hopper, "Blue Velvet"), he can neither get the sports managing job he desires nor become a legitimate part of the family. When he was 11, his father's next-in-command, Teddy (John Malkovich, "Being John Malkovich"), tested his toughness and grit to see if he could cut it; he failed. Disheartened by his lack of employment prospects, he turns to his father for work to prove his readiness, but the elders do not trust his willingness. His friends, as it seems, all have similar predicaments. Taylor Reese (Vin Diesel, "Boiler Room") can never be a part of the mafia due to his Jewish relgion but only fits in that domain, Johnny Mar- bles (Seth Green, "Austin Powers") is a screw-up who nobody trusts and Chris Scarpa (Andrew Davoli, "The Yards") lives the legitimate life after his father had been freed from prison. Nothing fits for any of them. After some pleading, not enough to be believable, Benny "Chains" gives his son a job. It is so simple that it would take effort to err. Of course, Matty makes Johnny the main player in the action, foreshadowing the cer- tainty of mistakes. Johnny flies to Montana to pick up a package that he is forbidden to open, and on the return S flight's gas stop the sight of cops provokes *1 him to drop the bag. Obviously, this is bad. KNOCKAR When Marbles fails to GUY retrieve the bag, con- sequently full of At Showca money, the rest of the Quality wannabe crew has to New Line C come to the rescue. Problems occur when the cash falls into the hands of the local sheriff (Tom Noonan, "Man- hunter"), and Teddy is forced to fly to their aid. "Knockaround Guys" has a very interesting premise that has inherent meaning for the next generation of R Y a Y C adults moving up into the business world. This idea of disenchantment could have worked almost as a power- ful antithesis to popular gangster films. However, the writer/director/produc- er team of Brian Koppelman and David Levien drag the intriguing nature of the story deep into the despair of blandness. It seems as though after the majesty of their first co-written screenplay "Rounders," which became a great film, this pair ran out of interesting material for their second attempt. Directing and produc- ing certainly provided no help. The plot is slowly developed and the char- acters are annoying and quite apathet- ic. A flat script, insipid characters and absence of style turn the film into a horribly mediocre piece. The characters are kOUND extremely one-dimen- (S sional and stereotypical, as if Koppelman and ase and Levien had mixed and 16 matched from past gang- ?inema ster movies and removed any notion of personality. Performances of equipped and capable actors severely suffer from lack of motivation and direction. Talents like Pepper, Hop- per, and Green are wasted as their roles become less and less interest- ing. Although Diesel has. some bright moments and Malkovich is always a pleasure to watch, their acting is ulti- mately hampered by the linearity and stiffness of their characters and poor direction. Most problematic in the film is the lack of a defined tone. While it begins as a more serious story, it develops into more of a cross-genre mess of attempts at humor, and it cli- maxes back to a serious, action driv- en cliche. In trying to expand the generic boundaries, the directors severely limit development. Maybe with practice, Koppelman and Levien will evolve into an inter- esting and inspiring team. This sour failure of a first attempt, however, is one film that should be forgotten rather than used for development. Unique in concept and thematic nature, "Knockaround Guys" proves to be a movie that could have been. Scotty Evil doesn't look so tough next to two WWII vets and two presidential assassins. 'Guys' directors discuss film b1Z 0 By John Laughlin Daily Arts Writer "We've been friends for years ... all that lifetime of friendship and shared vision and interest made us really compatible as filmmaking partners," David Levine told The Michigan Daily when asked how he and his best friend Brian Koppelman began making films together. Most notably known for "Rounders," the two are getting ready to release their next film, "Knockaround Guys." The two recently held a screening here at the University, which hap- pens to be Levine's alma mater. "I took most of my film classes and a couple of writing classes with Hugh Cohen. He taught this one cool class called like 'Literature of the Outsider'," recalls Levine, "Frank Beaver was like one of the big time guys back then. I never took a class with him though and I feel like I kinda missed out." Both directors grew up watching gangster films and west- erns. Each majored in English while in college and later in life began work on the script which would come to be known as "Rounders." "We've always been drawn towards these worlds that sort of take place on the margins of society - sort of like outside the lines" Levine said. Koppelman added, "There's something about insular worlds that are hard to pen- etrate that draw us." "Knockaround Guys" is just this type of film. Its charac- ters are on the periphery - the outside of society and despite all their efforts can't seem to break into the middle. The film is actually based around the sons of wise guys the two actually knew growing up. Levine states, "People viewed them (sons of wise guys) with a mixture of excite- ment and fear because of what their names were. When we figured out that we should get them out of New York and out of the usual neighborhood environment - that they should go to a small town in the West where nobody knew who they were, or what their names meant ... we could real- ly have an interesting setup for the movie." And an interesting setup it is. "Knockaround Guys" was mostly shot in very small towns in Canada. The actors were, in a sense, really outsiders. The locals supposedly reacted not unlike what is shown in the film. This verite aspect only adds to the flavor of the film and what the directors were trying to get across with their work. When asked what, if any, type of message they were trying to send out, Koppelman said, "It's hard to talk about that stuff. It's better for other people to fig- ure out what they get out of it than it is for us to figure out how to talk about it. I think we're very interested in when you feel entitled to something your whole life and the rug gets pulled out from under you." Koppelman and Levine are two directors that are able to come up with and idea and really be able to put up on the screen what they intended, despite the politics of big studios. "Creatively, so far, we have had a lot of control," Levine boasts, "New Line has been great to work with, but there is always a certain amount of - when a lot of money's involved there is a certain amount of politics and just business relation- ships that need to be maintained." The studio did step in by withholding their film for release. "Knockaround Guys" is about to open in the U.S., but was first released in Italy. Koppelman adds, "When they green lit the movie, the movie cost like $13.7 million to make, New Line puts up a certain amount of that and then right when they have the cast and the script, they sell it to all the foreign markets. They get the rest of the money for the budget from those foreign markets in advance and one of those foreign markets, Italy, had a hole in their schedule." In other words, the studio wanted to wait and release the movie on the coattails of Vin Diesel's film "XXX" in the hope to cash in on his success. This did not seem to irk the directors in the least. They are both very successful and are already at work on other proj- ects. The two produced an indie film titled "Interview with the Assassin" which is slated for release in November and are already working on their next film at DreamWorks, titled "The Storm Returns" which they co-wrote and are directing. When asked if they had any advice for budding filmmakers here at the University, Levine offered, "The best advice and the only advice that sort of hands out to anything is you gotta keep working at it. If you're writing, just keep writin' and keep submitting your stuff around even if you get rejection after rejection. Same thing if you're making films; just keep trying to do your thing. Keep trying to raise the money or get your thing together and make these movies. It's the only way that you're gonna to be able to rise above the thousands of other people trying to do it also." Koppelman added, "If that doesn't work, sell your soul to the devil." 0 0 Courtesy of New Line Cinema What is Roger Maris looking at? ~1 This fall, GQ and Pierre Cardin Grooming Essentials are looking for the "Big Man on Campus." Nominate yourself or a friend to be the "Big Man on Campus" and the nominee has a chance to win an exciting Pierre Cardin prize package including: A television appearance on the GQ tv media tour A selection of Pierre Cardin Grooming Essentials products and a Pierre Cardin wardrobe Nine semi-finalist college hunks will then be featured on gqconnects.com for readers across the nation to vote for the "Big Man on Campus:' The Pierre Cardin's national winner will be featured in the pages of GQ, and will win a trip for two to GQ's celebrity-studded 2003 Hollywood Party. 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After Hutch is dumped by his girlfriend, two of Hutch's friends attempt to console him by making him watch pornography while eating fried chicken and drinking cheap beer. In an attempt to win the affection of the wild Polly, they tell her they have a secret club. This leads to the formation of PNC, Porn 'n Chicken. Eventually the four friends and Polly decide to take the concept to the next level and make a porno. Meanwhile, the administration learns about the events and tries to shut down PNC. The club goes on with their plan to film their movie at the library. The lowbrow humor makes this feel like the same old college comedy; a rehash of other, better movies. Basic cable also hampers the comedy. In the movie, the characters toast "to acts of perversion and immorality," the movie barely pushes the envelope. "Porn 'n Chicken" is a mediocre 0 40 pierre Cardin GROOMING i A